evening chaps, how do. Nice to see you all. So last night i gets home about 2am (normal for me on a Friday) and I start raiding the fridge. I'd been down the pub since about lunch time so I was abit skew wiff. anyway i came up stairs for a wee and forgot i left my butty downstairs on the table. as I walked back down i slipped on the top step and fell a*e over t*t,,,.now ive got a bruise on me backside that looks like a beetroot gone rotten. wife was furious cos i woke her up. She started shouting at me, calling me all sorts. says she never should have married an idiot like me. 

 

just another average friday in Thailand.

*burp*

And ?

Maybe she’s a secret Sheffield United fan ??

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Maybe she’s a secret Sheffield United fan ??

she supports Buriram. sleeps in the shirt every night. she doesnt care much for the PL, says they are all a bunch of over paid mard ar*es.

Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya

That CCTV install finally pays off for you......

Thai steps are no joke, usually steep & made of unforgiving teak or concrete with low handrails.....

You might want to rethink about your luck & the angst you're causing your wife.....

4 minutes ago, Elkski said:

Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya

I couldn't care less mate.

Fortunately there is a lot more of this year left to find the post of the year.

You'll never fall down the stairs alone.

Your wife is right. Women always are.

The pearls of strong drink.

 

Look on the bright side - it could’ve been a lot worse.

 

(so I did, and next time it was...)

 

9 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Your wife is right. Women always are.

you could have fooled me mate.

Go on suckers, keep this newbies post going all the weekend....

Teach her a lesson drink extra today, get as drunk as you can. Show her who is boss.

Is Liverpool famous for its ventilators?

Wouldn't worry about it, you can send the with for the 90 day report

What goes up must come down.

 

You deserve to be dropped on your ar** for the avatar alone mate. ????

 

Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up dead!

I fell up the stairs once

We’ve won 19 out of 20- who cares about anything else. 

1 hour ago, Elkski said:

Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya

 

Or take your butty upstairs with you !! 

What sort of wife makes a man make his own butty and then doesn't carry him up to bed?

 

She's a duck egg. Tell her to mend her ways and sharpish. ????

28 minutes ago, Traubert said:

What sort of wife makes a man make his own butty and then doesn't carry him up to bed?

 

She's a duck egg. Tell her to mend her ways and sharpish. ????

Correct, my wife would come down stairs, make me any butty I fancy, open another beer for me and undress me when said beer finished, then make sure I made it to my pit, unscathed. 

24 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Correct, my wife would come down stairs, make me any butty I fancy, open another beer for me and undress me when said beer finished, then make sure I made it to my pit, unscathed. 

She's a keeper. ????

Ah, LIverpool, Liverpool, one good year with a GERMAN manager and they get like they mean something in the scheme of things.

 

Your team has been boring since you let Crouchie go.

 

By the way, I got so drunk last week I puked all over myself while sitting on the loo, but you dont see me coming here and telling everyone about it.

 

 

think she was right....

2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Ah, LIverpool, Liverpool, one good year with a GERMAN manager and they get like they mean something in the scheme of things.

 

Your team has been boring since you let Crouchie go.

 

By the way, I got so drunk last week I puked all over myself while sitting on the loo, but you dont see me coming here and telling everyone about it.

 

 

Yeww, thats disgggaarrssstting.

 

Why didn't you puke down the pan and <deleted> in the basin?

The one time i fell down the stairs, i laid there for a good 5 minutes before picking myself up and staggered into the kitchen. I asked the wife "didn't you just hear me fall down the bloody stairs?".....her reply "i thought Eastenders had just started!" 

5 hours ago, Don Mega said:

And ?

And? I filmed him.

Liverpool FC should stop winning so many games, their fans are drinking too much.