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I fell down the stairs last night, wife wasn't happy.


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1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Maybe she’s a secret Sheffield United fan ??

she supports Buriram. sleeps in the shirt every night. she doesnt care much for the PL, says they are all a bunch of over paid mard ar*es.

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That CCTV install finally pays off for you......

Thai steps are no joke, usually steep & made of unforgiving teak or concrete with low handrails.....

You might want to rethink about your luck & the angst you're causing your wife.....

Posted
4 minutes ago, Elkski said:

Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya

I couldn't care less mate.

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You deserve to be dropped on your ar** for the avatar alone mate. ????

 

Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up dead!

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Traubert said:

What sort of wife makes a man make his own butty and then doesn't carry him up to bed?

 

She's a duck egg. Tell her to mend her ways and sharpish. ????

Correct, my wife would come down stairs, make me any butty I fancy, open another beer for me and undress me when said beer finished, then make sure I made it to my pit, unscathed. 

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2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Ah, LIverpool, Liverpool, one good year with a GERMAN manager and they get like they mean something in the scheme of things.

 

Your team has been boring since you let Crouchie go.

 

By the way, I got so drunk last week I puked all over myself while sitting on the loo, but you dont see me coming here and telling everyone about it.

 

 

Yeww, thats disgggaarrssstting.

 

Why didn't you puke down the pan and <deleted> in the basin?

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