How to dress (and act) like a millionaire?

[Trujillo]

I like to wear T-shirts and shorts, or if it's not blisteringly hot, jeans.  I wear flip-flops or some very worn (and cobbled) loafers from BigC. I sport a baseball hat if I need to bring along my own shade. 

But I've been noticing that I am not getting the kind of respect, notice and esteem that a multi-millionaire deserves (basically from babes; I don't give a fig about the dudes, unless they have babes around). 

 

So what kind of clothing should I be wearing? Do I need to go back to wearing a wristwatch? 

Should I be ordering the most expensive item on the menu? Should I put oil in my hair? 

Should I ring the bell every time I have another round myself? 

 

Please help. This sounds like a joke thread, but it's not, I assure you. 

[Thian]

I bought a black blouse and together with a new haircut i even get wais again! It's an expensive blouse which is clear to see. Also expensive shoes help a lot, they want to see the brandname though. And yes, jewelry also sure works to get more respect.

 

It's really amazing how different you get treated if you wear the right clothes in Thailand. Black is the hi-so color here.

[Trujillo]

Long sleeve or short sleeve shirt? 

[Matzzon]

Start with being one. ????

 

[samsensam]

 

there are several millionaires in my family, to be honest you need considerably more than a million GBP to have a millionaire lifestyle.

[CNXexpat]

Buying brand clothes and flip-flops from Lacoste would be a good start. Not wearing flip-flops and short trousers the next level.

[chickenslegs]

1 hour ago, Trujillo said:

Should I put oil in my hair? 

You have hair?

Lucky burger!

Edited February 7, 2020 by chickenslegs
The word <deleted> was deleted so I changed it to burger

[Andrew Dwyer]

I find brand name clothes always attract the ladies !!

I’m never without my Lives jeans, a Guchi sweater, my Superme bag and a Lolex !!

 

A nice pair of Roy Bans add a nice touch to the ensemble !!

[Gweiloman]

I’m a multi-millionaire but I want to be loved for who I am, not how much I have. That’s why I dress like a pauper. 

[OneMoreFarang]

At least one chunky gold necklace will do the job.

[OneMoreFarang]

I just noticed that TV gives you all the answers.

[gk10002000]

If hair of any length, a good neat trim does go a long way.  Oil and gel to me never looks good.  Nor does the "combing" technique of taking a few long strands of hair and folding them back over the scalp to the other side.  That does not make you look like you have hair, it makes you look like you combed long strands of hair from one side of your head to the other.  Flip flops are OUT!  Instead some better walking things like TEVA, or Keene Newports.   How is the pot belly?  Can you tuck in your shirt?  A fat belly can be a sign of affluence, but does not usually look neat.   Shorts can be OK.  Shirt with a collar is about the same as a T-shirt heat wise, so consider that.  T shirts with crazy logos, fingers in the air, marijuana leaves, etc.  probably don't convey the best image.   I personally go for no name brands.  I am a somewhat frugal and just don't see the need for me to advertise my wealth too much, nor to pay more for a shirt that functionally is the same as the no name stuff I buy at Wal Mart or other stores.  I don't really see the need to advertise their brand if I don't get any royalties from the fancy brands.

[gk10002000]

28 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

At least one chunky gold necklace will do the job.

Yeah, and one or two really long pinky fingernails. That seems to be popular among Asians or drug users.  Good for scooping up lines of coke I guess

[OneMoreFarang]

14 minutes ago, gk10002000 said:

Yeah, and one or two really long pinky fingernails. That seems to be popular among Asians or drug users.  Good for scooping up lines of coke I guess

But there is truth to that big gold chain.

I knew a guy who had at least 130kg and a big gold chain. A young good looking friend from the UK visited him in Thailand and they went together bar hopping. Now guess who the girls paid more attention...

[mike787]

When you have cash...everyone wants you...

[RoadWarrior371]

5 hours ago, CNXexpat said:

Buying brand clothes and flip-flops from Lacoste would be a good start. Not wearing flip-flops and short trousers the next level.

La-what?  Is that with a Skink or Weevil on the pocket?  Nuh uh.

[PatOngo]

7 hours ago, Trujillo said:

Please help. This sounds like a joke thread, but it's not, I assure you.

I should feel pity for you, but I don't!

[Salerno]

7 hours ago, Trujillo said:

I am not getting the kind of respect, notice and esteem that a multi-millionaire deserves

????   ????   ????   ????

[PatOngo]

Get some cheap tee shirts printed with the logo "I'm a Millionaire, I need love" see if that works!

[ravip]

What has the world come to?

Or, should I correct myself...What level has humanity dropped down to?

[baansgr]

6 hours ago, Gweiloman said:

I’m a multi-millionaire but I want to be loved for who I am, not how much I have. That’s why I dress like a pauper. 

Exactly, be and dress how you want..trying to be something you ain't never works and is so transparent anyway

[Tayaout]

 

[Seth1a2a]

If being subtle doesn't work ,

 

You can always try to be blunt about it .

 

 

 

[Trujillo]

A) Of course I am a multi-millionaire (why would I post this otherwise?).

B) I have a full head of hair (and long too -- and all my teeth). 

[rvaviator]

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

You have hair?

Lucky burger!

He did not say it was real did he ? ????

[Damrongsak]

Dress comfortably, but travel in style.  Private plane, plenty of cash, iPhone, Ray-Bans, Gucci bag. 

 

[rvaviator]

44 minutes ago, Trujillo said:

A) Of course I am a multi-millionaire (why would I post this otherwise?).

B) I have a full head of hair (and long too -- and all my teeth). 

???? .. May I be so bold to ask in what currency that might be ? ....

[rvaviator]

2 hours ago, Salerno said:

????   ????   ????   ????

Pablo Escobar was a billioner ... what respect did he deserve? 

[jwdub]

Tape a 1,000 baht note to your forehead. 

[jayjay2001]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4bBXJFEq0