Well mine involves my cousin, he was a big lad,his head was too large for his body 

and with a high forehead would be a shoo in for Frankenstein's monster,that's why

at 19 he was still a virgin.

 

Thinking I was helping him I said I know a girl who could help him with his problem,

so he obviously said yes,so off we go,she lives in a block of flats,so i toot my horn

and out comes Yvonne,she's a big girl, not in a fat way, A.K.A, The Hulk, she was well

know around Newcastle, her and her sidekick Sylvia, she was just the opposite of Yvonne,

5 foot 4 , long blonde curly hair,beautiful body,and she never gave it out to anyone,chalk

and cheese.

 

So I thought of a romantic setting for them ,so took them to Whitley Bay,Saint Mary's 

lighthouse,at the time I had a VW camper van, (wish I still had it),so after the deed was 

done took her back home, while we were going home,he's going on  none stop  about

her,how she's beautiful, lovely...on and on,I am saying to him, just forget her.

 

So a few weeks go past and i don't see him around, then I find out,the very next night

he made his way back to her,this is before all this social media stuff,mobile phones,

I don't know how he did it,he would have needed to take 3 buses,not only the next

night but every night after work he made his way there.

 

So i moved away from Tyneside, and would just hear bits and pieces of what was

going on back there, few years later,I find out they are married and have 3 kids,

few years later been living in Thailand a while,relations come to visit and I find

out she's buggered off ,with the kids and a coal miner down to the coal fields

in the Midlands somewhere,and he is distraught, starts drinking too much and

ends up in a mental hospital,because he has basically lost his mind, and he dies

in there, I still feel truly sorry I ever took him to she her,and still regret it to this day.

 

So what are your regrets, should never have gotten married,retired too late,..........

everybody has a regret.

regards worgeordie

 

 

 

 

 

if i had the option, i should have chosen some other parents

My biggest regret is not setting myself up in Thailand sooner. 

23 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Well mine involves my cousin, he was a big lad,his head was too large for his body 

and with a high forehead would be a shoo in for Frankenstein's monster,that's why

at 19 he was still a virgin.

 

Thinking I was helping him I said I know a girl who could help him with his problem,

so he obviously said yes,so off we go,she lives in a block of flats,so i toot my horn

and out comes Yvonne,she's a big girl, not in a fat way, A.K.A, The Hulk, she was well

know around Newcastle, her and her sidekick Sylvia, she was just the opposite of Yvonne,

5 foot 4 , long blonde curly hair,beautiful body,and she never gave it out to anyone,chalk

and cheese.

 

So I thought of a romantic setting for them ,so took them to Whitley Bay,Saint Mary's 

lighthouse,at the time I had a VW camper van, (wish I still had it),so after the deed was 

done took her back home, while we were going home,he's going on  none stop  about

her,how she's beautiful, lovely...on and on,I am saying to him, just forget her.

 

So a few weeks go past and i don't see him around, then I find out,the very next night

he made his way back to her,this is before all this social media stuff,mobile phones,

I don't know how he did it,he would have needed to take 3 buses,not only the next

night but every night after work he made his way there.

 

So i moved away from Tyneside, and would just hear bits and pieces of what was

going on back there, few years later,I find out they are married and have 3 kids,

few years later been living in Thailand a while,relations come to visit and I find

out she's buggered off ,with the kids and a coal miner down to the coal fields

in the Midlands somewhere,and he is distraught, starts drinking too much and

ends up in a mental hospital,because he has basically lost his mind, and he dies

in there, I still feel truly sorry I ever took him to she her,and still regret it to this day.

 

So what are your regrets, should never have gotten married,retired too late,..........

everybody has a regret.

regards worgeordie

 

 

 

 

 

Why are you carrying this guilt around?It was/is not your fault.If you would not have done this who knows what might have happened,he could have won the lottery or he could have ended up killing some one.

Let it go!!!

Hindsight is always 20/20 and i am sure every one has regrets up to some point,even the voice himself had a few.

I have a few but nothing can be done about the past.

No need to forgive yourself,you only forgive others.

One day I was happily resting in the warm water and my food was being piped in regularly, not a care in the world.

 

All of a sudden I heard this voice in my head 'go towards the light... go towards the light'  I resisted but it was truly persistent. Worse was to come, as I got near the light I felt a force on my body pushing me, pushing me harder and harder.  By now I was peed off but was able to resist for a few hours, but eventually I tired and surrendered to the inevitable and suddenly popped out into the daylight. All I could do to register my displeasure was to scream as loud as possible.

 

That was more than 70 years ago but still my biggest regret.

10 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My biggest regret is not setting myself up in Thailand sooner. 

About to say the same...wish I had moved her at 18......oh boy....trying to make up for it now though.

logging on this website, it's really lowered my opinion of westerners..

18 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My biggest regret is not setting myself up in Thailand sooner. 

i was 37 when i came over. Thinking about it though, if i had come in my 20's i'd probably be dead now!!

 

Biggest regret? ....... Her name was Liz. Dropped a huge boll*ck there.

56 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

So what are your regrets, should never have gotten married,retired too late,..........

everybody has a regret.

I regret marrying a British schoolteacher ....... It cost me a fortune and the sex (what there was of it) was rubbish.

Then when she divorced me she said I was a lousy lover ........"How do you know?", I asked, "You were a virgin when we got married".

44 minutes ago, scammed said:

if i had the option, i should have chosen some other parents

OMG...nearly cried when I read that.

Regret? Should have get many more ugly woman , normaly whit them much better sex! For example married Filipina (really beutiful)-> sht sex! Catholic way bad sex! What you can wait for if nun teach how should do!? Never seen d in hole life!

Like nun say to me : dont never defuse "load" other part of woman than inside or woman get cancer!

I didn't send people enough regards. 

I have a couple. Getting married to someone whose advertising was way above the end product, and not listening to my own advice on investment. I'd be a multi-millionaire by now if I had. The guy who followed it is.

I have absolutely no regrets about coming to Thailand, just wish I had done it sooner.

Motorhead performed at uni in my first year and I didn't go.

getting married. 

 

love you sweet sweet mia

With a difference of 8 months I lost my parents, both times, I flew to my country on the first flight as fast as I could, only to be late to say goodbye.  such a fast result was not expected.  I couldn't say goodbye or take her hands.  I still don't resign myself to accepting what happened and yet it saddens me ... What a shame.  It still makes me sad.

1 hour ago, worgeordie said:

Well mine involves my cousin, he was a big lad,his head was too large for his body 

and with a high forehead would be a shoo in for Frankenstein's monster,that's why

at 19 he was still a virgin.

 

Thinking I was helping him I said I know a girl who could help him with his problem,

so he obviously said yes,so off we go,she lives in a block of flats,so i toot my horn

and out comes Yvonne,she's a big girl, not in a fat way, A.K.A, The Hulk, she was well

know around Newcastle, her and her sidekick Sylvia, she was just the opposite of Yvonne,

5 foot 4 , long blonde curly hair,beautiful body,and she never gave it out to anyone,chalk

and cheese.

 

So I thought of a romantic setting for them ,so took them to Whitley Bay,Saint Mary's 

lighthouse,at the time I had a VW camper van, (wish I still had it),so after the deed was 

done took her back home, while we were going home,he's going on  none stop  about

her,how she's beautiful, lovely...on and on,I am saying to him, just forget her.

 

So a few weeks go past and i don't see him around, then I find out,the very next night

he made his way back to her,this is before all this social media stuff,mobile phones,

I don't know how he did it,he would have needed to take 3 buses,not only the next

night but every night after work he made his way there.

 

So i moved away from Tyneside, and would just hear bits and pieces of what was

going on back there, few years later,I find out they are married and have 3 kids,

few years later been living in Thailand a while,relations come to visit and I find

out she's buggered off ,with the kids and a coal miner down to the coal fields

in the Midlands somewhere,and he is distraught, starts drinking too much and

ends up in a mental hospital,because he has basically lost his mind, and he dies

in there, I still feel truly sorry I ever took him to she her,and still regret it to this day.

 

So what are your regrets, should never have gotten married,retired too late,..........

everybody has a regret.

regards worgeordie

 

 

 

 

 

Hard to follow.  Which one did he screw, Yvonne or Sylvia?  Which one did he marry?

One regret was not seeing to a German girl in 1972, then a Swiss girl in 1975, followed by a Swedish one on 1977. 

In between there were very few regrets.

2 minutes ago, Kelsall said:

Hard to follow.  Which one did he screw, Yvonne or Sylvia?  Which one did he marry?

OMG...you actually read it?

1 minute ago, Kelsall said:

Hard to follow.  Which one did he screw, Yvonne or Sylvia?  Which one did he marry?

Well i did say Sylvia never gave it out to anyone.....so who do you think

he screwed and married..

regards worgeordie

Selling my Tesla stock way to soon. I had a pretty good chunk and felt the company was just spinning in circles. Still made a good chunk of cash but could have enough if I sold it today to...well.... own a yacht and be living in Monaco sitting at a table now gambling.....???? 

1 minute ago, worgeordie said:

Well i did say Sylvia never gave it out to anyone.....so who do you think

he screwed and married..

regards worgeordie

Then why even mention Sylvia in the story?

3 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

OMG...you actually read it?

Point taken.

1 minute ago, Kelsall said:

Then why even mention Sylvia in the story?

...and what about Alice......who the <deleted> is Alice?

Two major regrets ( and dozens of less major ones )

Biggest one- moving in together with the hag <deleted> from hell western woman and her two revolting brats. Lost my house, my car and most of my money to that heartless <deleted>.

Second biggest regret- getting married.

 

Almost all my regrets involve women that I trusted. Either they are all the same, or I only met bad ones.

 

Actually I have three major regrets. The second equal is becoming a nurse. Terrible job full of bully managers and really badly paid. There is a reason it's easy to get a nursing job almost anywhere in the world.

I could have easily got a top paying job in the Aussie mines with my qualifications, but I was stupid and thought nursing was the right thing to do. Even when I went to the UK to get a nursing job I'd have been better off had I become a tube driver in London- way better pay and longer holidays, plus free travel in London. Sadly I was too old when I found out and I missed out on that.

 

 

Inflammatory remark removed. 

Keep it civil please.

Not letting my Teen son set up an internet provider service( before AOL) because he could not explain to me how it would make money!

1 hour ago, scammed said:

if i had the option, i should have chosen some other parents

i second that.     and a swiss passport would have been nice. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, rumak said:

i second that.     and a swiss passport would have been nice. 

 

 

Took me years before I realised that some parents actually love their children and want them around in their life.

 

That's not a regret in my life though, as I never really knew them- banished to boarding school and worked in the holidays.

19 minutes ago, Tarteso said:

With a difference of 8 months I lost my parents, both times, I flew to my country on the first flight as fast as I could, only to be late to say goodbye.  such a fast result was not expected.  I couldn't say goodbye or take her hands.  I still don't resign myself to accepting what happened and yet it saddens me ... What a shame.  It still makes me sad.

 

I hear ya. Had this with my Mom a couple of years ago. Got from the airport to the hospital. She opened her eyes and stared right through me, nothing registered. About a week later she was gone. Somewhere in the back of my mind sits the nagging fear of a reply. All the more so with the Covid-19 situation, flights and quarantines.