Reasons not to cheat on your wife!

[ChipButty]

Goes back to that song "It Started with a Kiss" 

[pattayadude]

20 minutes ago, fordguy61mi said:

When I met my wife she told me if I ever cheated on her she’d cut my d*ck off. She wasn’t smiling when she said it. I’m not calling her bluff.

normally you meet a girl/woman who later becomes wife.If my girl had plans to circumcise me against my will and she shared this with me, she'd be my ex-girl, not future wife

[elgenon]

If you are married it's a good reason why you can't marry your honey.

 

Not that I am suggesting cheating.... but if you do...Staying married could help. Very be careful!  As they say in India. : )

[AlfHuy]

20 hours ago, Salerno said:

I waited with baited breath while this page was loading; good to see you haven't had your dick fed to the ducks after being caught ????

No to the ducks but just to make him aware of the consequences, his wife bought a nice machine.

[OneMoreFarang]

2 hours ago, ChipButty said:

I thought they were all cashiers

I am only interested in the dancers. I want to see how they move before I spend any money.

 

[AlfHuy]

20 hours ago, CorpusChristie said:

No mention of feeling guilty about cheating on your wife and how she may feel if she finds out

Or maybe she thinks:

 

What a relief, he is sorted for the day.

I have a day off.

[Techno Viking]

18 hours ago, cyril sneer said:

pornhub is working fine

 

They blocked it a few weeks ago, now its xhamster for me !!.

[ChipButty]

2 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I am only interested in the dancers. I want to see how they move before I spend any money.

 

Im looking at the length of it's fingers, 

[AlfHuy]

18 baht an hour, towels included.

[AlfHuy]

20 hours ago, Skallywag said:

Always took short times at Soi 6, Soi Chaiyapoon, and even soapies back when . 

You should always protect yourself from diseases, but that is what condoms are for.

They all go with old farts if you have the baht.

Biggest problem is wife finding out. Wear a big hat and big sunglasses and walk with a limp was my modus operandi , never take a personal vehicle to any Bar area.  

 

After 2 weeks, everybody knew, Skallywag was again out and about.

[AlfHuy]

20 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

My life is complicated enough with just one wife and one daughter. Why would I want even more headaches?!

To relief your big HEADache.

[thaibeachlovers]

20 hours ago, CorpusChristie said:

No mention of feeling guilty about cheating on your wife and how she may feel if she finds out

I don't always agree with you, but on this I do. If one actually has a wedding and promises till death us do part etc, IMO one is a pretty low sort of person to play away.

One can live together if one wants a relationship without commitment.

If one's partner is not living up to their side of the deal, then get a divorce and THEN play around.

 

I could have played away on my wife ( I was in LOS, after all ), but chose not to do so. We all are able to make the choice, and no one is forcing any of us to play away.

[thaibeachlovers]

10 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I am only interested in the dancers. I want to see how they move before I spend any money.

 

I never found any correlation between how they danced and enthusiasm in bed.

[Pilotman]

OP, in my case, the 12 inch machete in the bedroom. She says its for protection against intruders, but I'm not so sure. ????

[AlfHuy]

16 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

The trick is to get a girl 1/2 the age of your wife. She won't be nagging, she only wants money. ???? 

The problem is, when the wife is only 20 years old.????

[Nanaplaza666]

20 hours ago, CorpusChristie said:

No mention of feeling guilty about cheating on your wife and how she may feel if she finds out

That are the obvious reasons he was talking about in the beginning of his post .

[AlfHuy]

7 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

OP, in my case, the 12 inch machete in the bedroom. She says its for protection against intruders, but I'm not so sure. ????

that would do the job perfectly. No need for a machete ????

[teacherclaire]

There's a reason. 

[Pilotman]

12 minutes ago, AlfHuy said:

that would do the job perfectly. No need for a machete ????

she likes  to be sure in all that she does

[Seeall]

55 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Goes back to that song "It Started with a Kiss" 

 

Should not make a habbit of that.. you dont know where that mouth has been.....

[JAS21]

I think now, this had deteriorated enough to be moved to the pub

[Tagged]

Massage and an helping hand ? Is that cheating? 

 

If sex life is over, and you still have a drive, it is not cheating as long you still provide and take care wife? 

 

Hope I do not need to know any reasons for many years to come. 

[George Aylesham]

22 hours ago, 2long said:

Many of us are fellas, living and married in Thailand. And I would say nearly all of those 'played the field' before settling down. I'm sure many still do. But I don't, although I'm tempted almost every day. My reasons for not doing so (in addition to the main one which goes without saying) are as follows...

 

- if the other girl is single, and pretty. Why is she single? Is she a nutjob? 

- if the other girl is not single, do you really want her husband or boyfriend coming round?

- if the other girl is just out for casual sex and fun for free? Why would she choose an old fart like me? Maybe she's a nutjob or she's riddled with diseases and has skeletons in her closet.

- if the other girl wants financial support for a relationship, when and how will this end, and what are her real motives?

- if the other girl wants money up front per time, then she's just a hooker and (until PornHub was blocked) there are plenty cheaper and more hassle-free options.

 

Maybe I'm just a boring old fart, or scared of screwing my life up for a quick jump.... but I don't play offside... although the temptation is always there in this fine land!

The first time I met my sister-in-law she was wearing a bright yellow t-shirt stating 'I'm not going to <deleted> up my life for an orgasm'.

[Will27]

2 minutes ago, George Aylesham said:

The first time I met my sister-in-law she was wearing a bright yellow t-shirt stating 'I'm not going to <deleted> up my life for an orgasm'.

Classy.

Edited November 20, 2020 by Will27

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, ChipButty said:

Im looking at the length of it's fingers, 

Imagine them on your back - oh yeah.

[khunPer]

Sometimes I believe that "pay & play" is the better life-style in LoS...????

[OneMoreFarang]

9 minutes ago, George Aylesham said:

The first time I met my sister-in-law she was wearing a bright yellow t-shirt stating 'I'm not going to <deleted> up my life for an orgasm'.

But maybe for a thousand or two.

[OneMoreFarang]

1 minute ago, khunPer said:

Sometimes I believe that "pay & play" is the better life-style in LoS...????

A combination would be nice: Like a week with the wife and then a weekend without. And after that tiring weekend another week with the wife. ???? 

[khunPer]

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

A combination would be nice: Like a week with the wife and then a weekend without. And after that tiring weekend another week with the wife. ???? 

Some folk do live like that...

[Kaopad999]

21 hours ago, Skallywag said:

True to a point.  yet IMO human beings are not meant to be monogamous 

Agree, or any other mammal on this planet for that matter