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What do you look for in a Thai Woman?

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  • BritManToo
    BritManToo

    "What do you look for in a Thai Woman?" Willingness to have sex with a fat, bald white guy 40 years older than her for very small amounts of money.   6. I've never found any Thai woman

  • For me, as long as she has a pulse and dose the dishes i'm happy...

  • NCC1701A
    NCC1701A

    1.) does not speak english. 2.) big milk. 3.) must be willing to agree to what is essentially a life long sex act that never ends.   

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2 hours ago, covidiot said:

Plain janes are better for long-term relationships, generally. 

You can sleep with fat ones, old ones, ugly one and plain ones if you want.

I'm only hiring 9s and 10s.

2 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

What about if the wife is in a car accident not of her making, and gets a damaged face? If there isn't more to a relationship than lust, that relationship is in trouble anyway.

If you couldn't work to give them money, they'd dump you in a goddamned second.

They deserve absolutely no loyalty, and you're a mug for even thinking it.

It's about value for money.

 

It's not the way I'd have it, but it's the way they've chosen.

We live in the world as they have made it.

On 5/28/2021 at 7:11 PM, 4MyEgo said:

Only if all prostitutes, a word I detest, but will say it, were like her, the world would be a better place and maybe, just maybe the Rob Muirs of the world could also be happy, but I doubt that.

 

Probably a lot of Thai brasses are already like yours. It's the judgmental punters here that are more dodgy.

6 hours ago, BritManToo said:

You can sleep with fat ones, old ones, ugly one and plain ones if you want.

I'm only hiring 9s and 10s.

John Lennon. Whatever gets you thru the night. 

23 hours ago, covidiot said:

The women who are extremely good-looking are the ones that tend to do nothing but ask for money. 

Plain janes are better for long-term relationships, generally. 

True words.

For this, I have chosen Nina.

She is lovely and won't chat on me.

I sleep like a baby, knowing that's a fact.

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20 hours ago, BritManToo said:

You can sleep with fat ones, old ones, ugly one and plain ones if you want.

I'm only hiring 9s and 10s.

Out of 100

On 6/3/2021 at 2:27 PM, BritManToo said:

If you couldn't work to give them money, they'd dump you in a goddamned second.

They deserve absolutely no loyalty, and you're a mug for even thinking it.

It's about value for money.

 

It's not the way I'd have it, but it's the way they've chosen.

We live in the world as they have made it.

Cardi B was lauded for her performance doing an XXX enactment on the award showof her song WAP as promoting womens fight against slut shaming and sexual empowerment.  She has also openly said she drugged and raped her dancing customers when she was a stripper.  Cancel culture doesn't end her, but celebrates her.

Now, to me, she's an adult.  Let her do her thang. I enjoy her music too.  The rape thing she should be treated like men and serve some time for that though.

However, to your comment about how the world is being run now... how is all the above celebrated, and in the exact same year they pulled from all radio the feel good classic christmas song "It's cold outside". by reaching deep into the lyrics to say it promotes date rape??

So, I agree with you.  There is a massive swing that has happened in terms of what they say they want, and how they behave, and how society is rewarding each gender.

Classic love ballad:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

8 minutes ago, Dart12 said:

Classic love ballad:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Yeah, she is ugly like an old shoe but she makes spaghetti bolognaise like Pepe in Milan.

Old lady/young lady I don`t care

Ugly lady/pretty lady I don`t care

Lady with big money I care......????????????

On 6/3/2021 at 11:34 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

What about if the wife is in a car accident not of her making, and gets a damaged face? If there isn't more to a relationship than lust, that relationship is in trouble anyway.

Personally I would never chose a girl who is not pretty and cute.

And if she is not only pretty and cute but also otherwise a good match then after a while the look is not so important anymore.

My gf was young and pretty and cute when I met her. That was a long time ago. Now I am still together with her and I love her. But just in case she would not be around anymore what would I look for? Obviously another young pretty cute girl and not one who was all that 20 years ago.

On 6/3/2021 at 11:34 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

What about if the wife is in a car accident not of her making, and gets a damaged face? If there isn't more to a relationship than lust, that relationship is in trouble anyway.

 

What if YOU were in a car accident and for some reason or another couldn't give her money every month,.  Do you think she would stick round?  

On 5/28/2021 at 5:39 AM, ezzra said:

For me, as long as she has a pulse and dose the dishes i'm happy...

 

For me, just a pulse. I can hire someone to do the dishes...

On 6/5/2021 at 2:49 PM, Dart12 said:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

LOL. My wife was no MIss Thailand, but she still got hit on all the time. My only criteria was that I didn't want to gnaw my arm off if I woke up and she was lying on it.

8 hours ago, Leaver said:

 

What if YOU were in a car accident and for some reason or another couldn't give her money every month,.  Do you think she would stick round?  

That actually happened to me. I was involved in an accident meaning I couldn't drive and she was PO that she had to take me to hospital every day for dressings. That was the first warning.

Later I had to tell her that we'd be living on a lot less money. Her response was to ask me if it meant we couldn't eat at restaurants.

We got divorced not long after that.

6 hours ago, Chelseafan said:

This is how I used to date Thai women

 

 

 

Secret Garden

 

She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right

If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides

She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down

She'll let you in herheart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice

You've gone a million miles
How far'd you get
To that place where You can't remember
And you can't forget

She'll lead you down a path
There'll be tenderness in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
She'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret garden
Where everything you want
Where everything you need
Will always stay
A million miles away

5 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

That actually happened to me. I was involved in an accident meaning I couldn't drive and she was PO that she had to take me to hospital every day for dressings. That was the first warning.

Later I had to tell her that we'd be living on a lot less money. Her response was to ask me if it meant we couldn't eat at restaurants.

We got divorced not long after that.

 

Sadly, loyalty has a price on it in Thailand.  

A deaf mute, self made billionaire nymphomaniac orphan with 34 DDs under the hood. 

 

 

On 5/28/2021 at 11:18 AM, WineOh said:

they are the following :

Not much different from any other nationality so not sure what this has to do with Thai women in particular. 
 

On 5/28/2021 at 11:18 AM, WineOh said:

1. Must be well educated, preferably bachelor/master/Phd.

I would add to that “from a reputable university, ideally abroad”.

On 6/6/2021 at 1:36 AM, Leaver said:

 

What if YOU were in a car accident and for some reason or another couldn't give her money every month,.  Do you think she would stick round?  

Can’t happen if you don’t “give her money every month” in the first place. 

2 minutes ago, cocoonclub said:

Can’t happen if you don’t “give her money every month” in the first place. 

I much prefer to give her 'money every month' rather than 2/3 of everything I have in the divorce.

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I much prefer to give her 'money every month' rather than 2/3 of everything I have in the divorce.

Can’t happen if you don’t marry her in the first place. 

Just now, cocoonclub said:

Can’t happen if you don’t marry her in the first place. 

Most western countries co-habiting for a year is enough.

Just now, BritManToo said:

Most western countries co-habiting for a year is enough.

Not where I come from, and not where I live at the moment (Thailand), but then I wouldn’t move in with someone in the first place either. 

18 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

Good  JUGS, simple  really!

 

A good feeling. One of her previous boyfriends paid for that rack. That's win win. 

20 hours ago, cocoonclub said:

Can’t happen if you don’t “give her money every month” in the first place. 

 

If foreigners didn't give money in the first place, or suddenly stopped giving money, there would be a huge decline in marriage numbers here, and a huge increase in divorce here, virtually overnight.   ????

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