Unidentified foreigner arrested for allegedly stealing two bottles of liquor in Pattaya and attempting to flee across nearby rooftops, claims he is homesick and wants to be sent back to his country

[Caspersfriend]

"Nong Prue Subdistrict. Police Lieutenant Pisit Sincharoonsak, a deputy inspector from the Nong Prue Police Station was the first to the scene"

 

First place I ever heard of where a Lieutenant and a deputy inspector would be first on the scene for a bit of minor shoplifting

 

"with The Pattaya News reporters" --????- that clarifies the scene a little. They were also on standby then. Sounds like some snitch broke the news of an impending high-value heist. Did all parties give chase across the rooftops --- like in the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon movie ????

[Rocking Robert]

Please please please don’t be USA ???????? 

[EVENKEEL]

2 hours ago, robblok said:

Yea he is far to slim to be an American. America nr 1 like you love to say. Nr for sure in "big"  people. 

 

This guy  is relatively slim so yes more inclined to say its an European.

He's nearer one of yours based on his unfashionable dress.

[robblok]

9 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

He's nearer one of yours based on his unfashionable dress.

True but one can change a dress easier as the overweight fat part they are famous for where your from. 

[WhiteBuffaloATM]

“ are you stupid boy or just plain crazy ?” Forrest Gump being questioned ....

both in this case .......probably no jail (psychiatric case) but direct to airport for permanent deportation.....id from fingerprints even if no passport I guess....assuming he was even legal here at some point......shame how it would ever come to that.....young guy too.....now with criminal record ?

[rott]

6 hours ago, colinneil said:

His Thai visa user name is????

Come on folks somebody must know, first i thought NCC, but no women involved, so cannot be him.????????????????????

There is a rumour swiftly gaining credibility that it was a person known to this forum who was deeply engrossed in his search for the perfect sausage. Sadly not being too familiar with Pattaya he took a wrong turn and......... 

[PETERTHEEATER]

Beats me how he even got on to a rooftop wearing a mask AND a blindfold......????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[spidermike007]

Likely a Frenchman with those shorts? 

 

What can one say? He was lucky he was not seriously injured. The only reason to flee across flimsy rooftops is if you are running for your life. 

 

And why run anyway? First of all, it is not a crime here to flee from the scene of a crime, nor is it a crime to be caught running from the police. And since he wanted to get caught anyway, why resist? 

 

Dumb and dumber. Have his mom pick him up. She was at least partly responsible for this epic failure of a man. 

[RJRS1301]

Amusing how many men have commented on the "fashion" sense of this bloke ???? 

Particularly the length of his shorts ???? 

 

[KoreaElte]

11 hours ago, Damrongsak said:

Thailand needs to come up with a TV show like "You wouldn't believe it" that features these people. 

There was a British Reality TV show "Bangkok Aiport" that comes close.

[NobbyClarke]

Fine, Covid infested jail, Covid infested IDC,  no free flight.

Possibly signed his own death sentence.

He stole, got caught and made up a story.

If he really wanted to be arrested, why bother running?

[NeoDinosaw]

6 hours ago, Charlie Halliday said:

Another bird <deleted> foreigner giving the rest of us a bad name. Lock him up. 

 

6 hours ago, Charlie Halliday said:

Another bird <deleted> foreigner giving the rest of us a bad name. Lock him up. 

 

6 hours ago, Charlie Halliday said:

Another bird <deleted> foreigner giving the rest of us a bad name. Lock him up. 

Right !!   This is the sort of tourist who makes Thais want to ban normal farang from coming back 

[Stargeezr]

Maybe the guy is a Klingon. He stayed in Thailand until he got home sick. Cry me a river.

  Maybe the mommas boy will be rescued by her after his time in jail, and immigrations long

term holding pen. 555

Geezer

[chrisbangkok]

On 6/29/2021 at 5:10 AM, irishman25 said:

did he sob and ask for his MA MA. i want my mama

Potentially suffering some mental anguish or a breakdown which isn't something to be made a joke of in my opinion . Who knows what the issue is with him and probably many others during these very difficult times. 

[chrisbangkok]

On 6/29/2021 at 11:26 AM, Rocking Robert said:

Please please please don’t be USA ???????? 

Unlikely as he didn't shoot anyone !!

[Mac Mickmanus]

What would be the normal punishment for this crime ?

[talahtnut]

It difficult to see the crim, as no-one is pointing at him.

[dabhand]

4 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

What would be the normal punishment for this crime ?

 

He's lucky it happened at 5pm. A couple of hours later and he would really be in trouble.....!!

[Brian Hudson]

Put him in jail until he co-operates name, country, passport