Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

[garygooner]

My friend's neighbor's cousin says he wears a mask now but you try getting one on the buffalo! 

[Gandtee]

He added that a monitoring team has been set up with the title, The VVs, The Vigilanty Voyeurs.  They have special permission from our illustrious leader, to peep through keyholes, loiter in bushes and peer over toilet cubicle partitions. Anyone caught having intercourse in the missionary position will be detained. In the canine alternative position. excuses such as 'We were only practicing close order marching.' Will not be accepted.????????

[Rhys]

Well now that will stop fluid to fluid transmission...

 

[Capella]

Globally, a there is cohort of doctors that seem to be competing against one another by making one outrageous claim after another.

[daveAustin]

2 hours ago, Wiggy said:

I always ask my wife to put a paper bag over her head. Does that count?

Only if you wear one too in case one comes off ????

[daveAustin]

What next, cock masks?

[BangkokReady]

3 hours ago, internationalism said:

what sane doctor would threaten people with prison for making love?

What sane person would classify "sex with strangers at parties" as making love?

 

Anyway, it's the "illegal gathering" part they take issue with.  As they should.

[BangkokReady]

Do they think these people live in separate houses and only meet up to copulate?

 

If a man has covid, his wife has covid.  How could you bear to be in a relationship that wasn't intimate enough for transmission to happen even without sex?

[BangkokReady]

26 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

The departmental rep responsible for sanitation and sex Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon spoke to Daily News at the weekend after a young prostitute in Kanchanaburi tested positive raising concerns of a cluster. Huh? And now all couples with the nation are supposed to wear masks during sex?

Perhaps he wants to say "Thai men, when you go to <deleted> your prostitute/gik/mia noi after work or at the weekend, make sure you follow these precautions", but he doesn't want to publicly acknowledged the reality of it.

[limbos]

Will this be sufficient?

[bkk6060]

They could throw us a bone so to speak and open up all the blocked internet porn.

Could save a few lives and make staying at home more enjoyable.

[Denim]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

pay-for-play should be avoided.

Damn, those Shakespearean actors I booked are gonna get <deleted> when I have to cancel.

 

They had promised me othello as I like it too. 

 

It's all much ado about nothing.

[DrPhibes]

5 minutes ago, limbos said:

Will this be sufficient?

You know, I never thought about how much viral transmission there might be in a good post coital queef until I saw this pic.  Anybody seen the study and can post it?

 

"Is she really going out with him"

[ramrod711]

12 minutes ago, limbos said:

Will this be sufficient?

Anyone who says it isn't is sick and twisted.

[khunPer]

In march last year we were joking about that in my home country, at that time I would never have believed that it could be an official advice...

 

[limbos]

The Thai government might as well use this leaflet

[lucky2008]

Been going bareback on these hoes for as long as I can remember.

If the p%!#y hasn't kill me yet I'll be damned if Covid will.

Besides, how am I supposed bust in the mouth if she's wearing a mask? 

Edited August 9, 2021 by lucky2008

[Caldera]

They really are a bunch of jokers. If you live together with someone as a couple, merely spending time together in your home pretty much guarantees transmission from one partner to the other one, especially with Delta which is now the dominant strain.

[BE88]

32 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

They could throw us a bone so to speak and open up all the blocked internet porn.

Could save a few lives and make staying at home more enjoyable.

Start Tor Browser and enjoy yourself, don't care stupid peoples what said.

[phetphet]

Wouldn't condoms be more advisable?

[DrPhibes]

29 minutes ago, limbos said:

The Thai government might as well use this leaflet

You forgot "Wheelbarrow"

 

"is she really going to take him home tonight"

Edited August 9, 2021 by DrPhibes

[thaibeachlovers]

4 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

This has to be a joke. 

No, it's part of the reason I loved Thailand. Sometimes it's just bonkers and all I could do was laugh about it.

I certainly never expected logic to suddenly take over.

[gk10012001]

3 hours ago, jojothai said:

Farcical. What next?

Dont use the same shower or toilet? Or better you have to use separate bathrooms , 

Ohh and i forgot,

separate beds for everybody

Not far fetched.  Officials in the USA were recommending last year that people in the same household stay separate, keep their distance from each other, etc.  good luck with those logistics

[Rampant Rabbit]

I couldnt get mine to stay on me  knob? now what?

[BE88]

50 minutes ago, limbos said:

Will this be sufficient?

 

Is your favorite baby doll ?

 

 

[riclag]

Ah, the good ole days,when you didn't have to cover up anything !

Sao Jai maak loi

[Doctor Tom]

3 hours ago, jacko45k said:

So I don't use the paper bags any more?

I threw mine away when I left the UK, never need them here, but they are often a necessity there. 

[Doctor Tom]

5 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

I couldnt get mine to stay on me  knob? now what?

Maybe you need a kids size mask? 

[Rampant Rabbit]

57 minutes ago, limbos said:

Will this be sufficient?

DISGUSTING!!! no  face  shield????

[Rampant Rabbit]

1 minute ago, Doctor Tom said:

Maybe you need a kids size mask? 

ooooooooh thats  so cruel????