I want to go back to la la land.

Not missing much...it's pouring down every day.

 

RAZZ

Boring is as boring does.???? 'pends where you are.

How many times did you have sex  on this latest trip ?

52 minutes ago, RAZZELL said:

Not missing much...it's pouring down every day.

 

RAZZ

Think you missed "the throat"  on that ????

44 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

How many times did you have sex  on this latest trip ?

Im a virgin

 

1 hour ago, Sparktrader said:

Im a virgin

 

That used to be the most popular joke that they used to tell in the bars , most people told that joke at least once per night 

49 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

That used to be the most popular joke that they used to tell in the bars , most people told that joke at least once per night 

U sound like a bar expert

Which is more boring, the west or this topic with no post?

I feel your pain. I have just worked through a long cold winter and need some Thai fun. Did have one trip but seems like an age away. The girlfriend is working but said out of the blue yesterday she'd like to come here before our 3 year visa runs out in early October - but air fares are sold out or prohibitively expensive i.e. $3000 one way with multiple stops. So I might go there in mid October - still expensive but not too bad. Good accommodation deals here and there.

Not much to do here - probably my lack of imagination - same drinks with friends and talk about the usual things. 

1 minute ago, Fat is a type of crazy said:

same drinks with friends and talk about the usual things. 

Same talks for 15 years 5555

Some farangs never change

After 15 years of talking about buying a boat its boring

 

Rather be exploring a new Thai town, enjoying a curry.

12 hours ago, Sparktrader said:

Im a virgin

 

You mean behind..

On 9/25/2022 at 12:46 AM, VocalNeal said:

Boring is as boring does.???? 'pends where you are.

Nah. LOS is not boring. Where I live is.

On 9/25/2022 at 7:39 AM, Fat is a type of crazy said:

one way with multiple stops. So I might go there in mid October

3 weeks. That is a long flight. 

On 9/24/2022 at 8:32 PM, Sparktrader said:

Im a virgin

 

now, if we can only find a way to make you into olive oil...

2 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

now, if we can only find a way to make you into olive oil...

Popeye might be a bit <deleted> off.

4 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

3 weeks. That is a long flight. 

The multiple stops is for her to come here. Can take 2 days and 4 times the normal cost for the privilege. Me going there is the alternative option - direct flights - a few weeks in Phuket sounds nice but … see what happens next.

On 9/24/2022 at 7:04 PM, RAZZELL said:

Not missing much...it's pouring down every day.

 

RAZZ

Tell me about it. Going stir crazy here. Worst rainy season I can ever remember. Relentless. Got an unplanned swimming pool in the back garden and lawn totally ruined. Mouth of our soi now has a fast flowing river across it as water runs off the nearby ridge. Even as I type this coming down in buckets. Dogs covered in mud and have spread that around the front balcony. At least the humidity means wife is going around the house in her undies all day but even that gets boring after a while.

17 minutes ago, Denim said:

Tell me about it. Going stir crazy here. Worst rainy season I can ever remember. Relentless. Got an unplanned swimming pool in the back garden and lawn totally ruined. Mouth of our soi now has a fast flowing river across it as water runs off the nearby ridge. Even as I type this coming down in buckets. Dogs covered in mud and have spread that around the front balcony. At least the humidity means wife is going around the house in her undies all day but even that gets boring after a while.

I had good weather

37 minutes ago, Denim said:

Tell me about it. Going stir crazy here. Worst rainy season I can ever remember. Relentless. Got an unplanned swimming pool in the back garden and lawn totally ruined. Mouth of our soi now has a fast flowing river across it as water runs off the nearby ridge. Even as I type this coming down in buckets. Dogs covered in mud and have spread that around the front balcony. At least the humidity means wife is going around the house in her undies all day but even that gets boring after a while.

Photos of your wife?

????

24 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

I had good weather

Then you were very lucky. One step ahead of it.  Oh well, time for a swim in the back garden.

 

 

21 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Photos of your wife?

????

Here she is, just around the corner in the kitchen

 

She's smokin' hot, you're a lucky guy ????

29 minutes ago, Denim said:

Here she is, just around the corner in the kitchen

 

Like the leopard skin rug!!! Very Out of Africa ????

1 minute ago, roo860 said:

Like the leopard skin rug!!! Very Out of Africa ????

I'm a fan also ... 

15 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Like the leopard skin rug!!! Very Out of Africa ????

Thats her

On 9/24/2022 at 6:43 PM, Sparktrader said:

I want to go back to la la land.

And the West wants you to go back to la la land, too. Same reason, I suppose, only in reverse.

2 minutes ago, BigStar said:

And the West wants you to go back to la la land, too. Same reason, I suppose, only in reverse.

Robin Williams reincarnated

2 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Thats her

Well spotted ! ( Pun intended )

 

Still pooring down outside and now a power out so using my phone. Looks like could be a long one. Got solar lighting indoors so not sitting in darkness but wont power the air con.  

Rather be hiking around the Isle of Wight coastal path right now. Bit early to hit the Lao Khao.

It's official. The road to Bangkok ( 21 ) has been closed because the road is badly flooded. Still no power here.

 

Just dropped wife off for her folk dance practice ( 15 of them in her folk dance troupe , all over 50 ) and picked up a bottle of hooch for this evening. Had to leave it in the car for now as if brother in law sees me with it he will begin with the hail fellow well met puppy eyes routine. So much for a booze free week. Fail at 1st fence.

 

I left England to get away from this kind of weather so not a happy bunny.