Can you defend yourself?

[Yellowtail]

14 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Poster should only be allowed to use the word "troll" or that matter "deflection" twice a month.  it is sign of intellectual weakness. As for your fighting abilities, good for you.  better to be able to defend yourself than not.  Also great activity to stay fit.

Yeah, let's get him! 

 

You try to dance with him, and I'll pop him in the throat and run away. Wait, where's my walker? 

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by Yellowtail
clarity

[roo860]

12 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

I'd be able to kill most of you lot with my index finger.

 

Ex SAS - black ops.

Exactly when I was in the SAS (secret army soldiers) we were taught to kill with a wet piece of lettuce.🫡🫡

[georgegeorgia]

I couldn't be bothered carrying that spray 

What about that electric stun thing they sell in the market stalls??

[Yellowtail]

14 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

I'd be able to kill most of you lot with my index finger.

 

Ex SAS - black ops.

Hey, I think I met you at Cheap Charlie's. You were wearing a Chiang tee-shirt, cargo shorts and flip-flops. Remember? We discussed ways to get around the 800K in the bank rule, and how much better the coffee at seven is than Starbucks....

[connda]

I depends if I'm packing or not.

[Yellowtail]

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

I couldn't be bothered carrying that spray 

What about that electric stun thing they sell in the market stalls??

Bathroom fan? 

[Yellowtail]

Just now, connda said:

I depends if I'm packing or not.

Fudge? 

[Photoguy21]

First line of defence is identify potential problems and stay away from them.

[georgegeorgia]

3 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

First line of defence is identify potential problems and stay away from them.

Good point ,you have to have a level of situational awareness

 

Walking towards drunk farangs at 2am in Walking street would be high risk I guess 

[Yellowtail]

3 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

First line of defence is identify potential problems and stay away from them.

No, when a virile young man attempts dancing with you while his friends watch, immediate issue a light punch to the neck and run away.

[Photoguy21]

4 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Good point ,you have to have a level of situational awareness

 

Walking towards drunk farangs at 2am in Walking street would be high risk I guess 

Definitely. People like that give a wide berth 

[Photoguy21]

2 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

No, when a virile young man attempts dancing with you while his friends watch, immediate issue a light punch to the neck and run away.

Walk on the other side of the street and it is not very likely they will come over to you.

[atpeace]

2 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Good point ,you have to have a level of situational awareness

 

Walking towards drunk farangs at 2am in Walking street would be high risk I guess 

I enjoy drunks and rarely fear them.  I rarely get out late at night these days living in the sticks but do miss foolish drunks and the city fun.  For me, part of fulfilling life  is taking risks but I can respect getting your kicks while  not risking potential dangerous situations.  In the end - just be happy. 

[Yellowtail]

1 minute ago, Photoguy21 said:

Walk on the other side of the street and it is not very likely they will come over to you.

Crossing the street is fine, only after issuing a light punch to the neck, and then run across the street.

 

For added impact you can call them names and make negative comments about their mothers. 

[connda]

19 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Fudge? 

Hot iron. 

 

[simon43]

24 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I couldn't be bothered carrying that spray 

What about that electric stun thing they sell in the market stalls??

That was actually a vibrator.....

[Photoguy21]

Just now, Yellowtail said:

Crossing the street is fine, only after issuing a light punch to the neck, and then run across the street.

 

For added impact you can call them names and make negative comments about their mothers. 

Do that and you can be 100% sure you have a problem.

[transam]

1 minute ago, connda said:

Hot iron. 

 

They won't wait for that to warm up..🥴

[Photoguy21]

3 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Crossing the street is fine, only after issuing a light punch to the neck, and then run across the street.

 

For added impact you can call them names and make negative comments about their mothers. 

I guess you like looking for trouble, most of us dont though

[atpeace]

Just now, Photoguy21 said:

I guess you like looking for trouble, most of us dont though

He is joking.  yes?

[Photoguy21]

1 minute ago, atpeace said:

He is joking.  yes?

I assume so. If not he is not someone I would want a night on the town with.

[Yellowtail]

4 minutes ago, atpeace said:

He is joking.  yes?

One would hope...

[Yellowtail]

3 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

I assume so. If not he is not someone I would want a night on the town with.

Some guys are not going to be happy until they get whupped...

[PJ71]

35 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Hey, I think I met you at Cheap Charlie's. You were wearing a Chiang tee-shirt, cargo shorts and flip-flops. Remember? We discussed ways to get around the 800K in the bank rule, and how much better the coffee at seven is than Starbucks....

Yes, this is my outfit to blend in, i'm deep undercover.

 

 

[novacova]

1 hour ago, atpeace said:

sorry but nope

Sorry but yes. Knuckleheads lose composure with reactionary responses due to lack of grounded confidence and in up in jail or worse. An individual with sure footed confidence can cool things down quickly. A hotheaded social-dysfunct trying to instill fear only exacerbates the situation. Though any aggressive personality types that haven’t been properly trained properly wouldn’t understand. 

[bignok]

Against who? 65yo wimps from UK or 30yo muay thai guy?

[Don Chance]

Should change this to forum to "AssmanNow.com"

[transam]

3 minutes ago, bignok said:

Against who? 65yo wimps from UK or 30yo muay thai guy?

Aaah, the troll is back, knocking Brits again........

[bignok]

Just now, transam said:

Aaah, the troll is back, knocking Brits again........

Ah the stalker is still stalking me. Get a life.

[bignok]

3 hours ago, advancebooking said:

A light punch to the neck and run away is the best form of defence in serious situations where you are under threat. 

What if they are faster than you?