How would you describe heaven?

[Chris Daley]

I asked an AI to describe it and it described Earth.

 

 

I then asked it to draw a picture based on that.

 

 

How about you?  Do you think Earth is an unfathomably unique beacon of light in infinite darkness or just a second rate <deleted>hole compared to heaven?

[proton]

where's the pub?

[freeworld]

Blue sky, happy people dressed in white sitting on puffy white clouds, some important people will have white wings on their backs, some people strumming away on harps.

[riclag]

Young Asian woman performing a 6 hand massage for 2 hours culminating 

with a therapeutic prostate  massage !

 

[OneMoreFarang]

NANA, and all girls think they can get a million from me if they do a fantastic job. 

[Nick Carter icp]

3 minutes ago, riclag said:

Young Asian woman performing a 6 hand massage for 2 hours culminating 

with a therapeutic prostate  massage !

 

 

   You can get that quite easily on Earth , no need to go to heaven for that 

[OneMoreFarang]

[Lacessit]

A grass-fed Gippsland eye filet steak, accompanied by a Booth's shiraz and King Island blue brie cheese.

 

At the other end of the process, a good sh!t. And free-flowing pee.

 

 

[Dmaxdan]

Overcrowded. When you consider how many dead people's souls must be there now.

[StreetCowboy]

I would use sardonic double-entendres.

[StreetCowboy]

1 minute ago, StreetCowboy said:

For better or worse, I'd go behind St Peter's back and use sardonic double-entendres.

 

[KhunLA]

Living in PKK as I do now, but without the air & water pollution.

 

Oh yea ... you could throw in a change of seasons.  Some fall colors & snow would be pretty cool to see again.

[JBChiangRai]

Fictional

[save the frogs]

[CanadaSam]

"How would you describe heaven?"

 

Pattaya.

[KhunLA]

32 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

and here I thought  He was all forgiving ... 

 

... F'ing hypocrite 

[save the frogs]

47 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

and here I thought  He was all forgiving ... 

 

... F'ing hypocrite 

 

just a joke.

 

maybe heaven = earth - all the wars, violence, corrupt politics, pollution, etc ... 

 

[thaibeachlovers]

To describe "heaven" I'd have to believe in such a concept. I don't. IMO we ( our souls ) are here, or with God.

As God doesn't inhabit a specific space, that means that no space that could be "heaven" exists.

[spidermike007]

A comfortable house with a great woman who has an amazing attitude, and always has my back. Enough food on the table, enough gratitude to truly appreciate the things that we have been blessed with in life, and a good attitude on a daily basis. Add in good health and I don't think it gets much better than that. 

[moogradod]

I do not remember the last time I was there.

[HappyExpat57]

Remember what it was like before you were born? Heaven is exactly the same.

[Colabamumbai]

Mae Rampung beach Rayong. Goa 1970.

[bkk6060]

Yes  Pattaya is the closest you will ever get to it. Enjoy it now.

[proton]

4 hours ago, CanadaSam said:

"How would you describe heaven?"

 

Pattaya.

 

 

Yeah for drunks, sex tourists, perverts and pedos 

[ballpoint]

As Christopher Hitchens said, if you believe the bible, Heaven will be like North Korea.

[fittobethaied]

Why ask AI instead of going directly to the Word of God to read EXACTLY what Heaven will be like. Just goes to show the extent to which "lost" men will go to avoid picking up the Word of God. 

John 3:20-21.....For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed.  But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.”

[sirineou]

19 hours ago, Chris Daley said:

I asked an AI to describe it and it described Earth.

 

 

 

I then asked it to draw a picture based on that.

 

 

How about you?  Do you think Earth is an unfathomably unique beacon of light in infinite darkness or just a second rate <deleted>hole compared to heaven?

How would I know, I have never been there not have I ever met anyone who came back to tell me. 

One thing I know, I read that if muslim men die after they go to heaven they  get an arguable number of virgins.

So the question I alway had is .

What happens after they are not virgins anymore,  do you trade them in for new virgine ones? 

As to the question of this thread,

Haven can not be very pleasant for virgin women  , I mean  have you seen some of those guys. It will certainly not be heaven for the the virgins, in fact one might argue it would be hell. 

So does it require for a woman to lose her virginity so that she goes to heaven?

Come to think of it , it might be a good argument to use when trying to get into a virgins pants. 

So in occlusion  ,ipso facto, and abra cadabra ........ errr what was I talking about again ? 

 

 Oh now i remember what I wanted to ask.

What happens to all those who went to hell for sins the church no longer considers to be a sin.

Do you send them to heaven with an apology?  and can they sue  Saint Peter for damages? 

[ignis]

[nobodysfriend]

This planet back in time about 200 years , without pollution , but with today's technology ... and only 500 million human inhabitants .

[brianthainess]

Well God seemed to know what was heaven for him, impregnating a 13 year old virgin, maybe it's where all the pedos go.