How Much of a trumper are You?

[Walker88]

Are You Truly a trumper?

 

In the fever swamps of trumpistan, there are varying degrees of adoration and fanaticism. You might be ‘on the spectrum’, but where? Are you just a dilettante, or are you all the way to a 1-6-21 terrorist? With trump there is precious little ‘little’, and no ‘kind of’. You’re in balls to the wall or you’re out. You’re either committed (or is that should be committed?) or just evidencing a faddish affectation. No room for the latter. Be all-in or be gone, you tino! (trumper in name only).

 

In order to fine tune the degree to which a trumper is a true cult member, the following panel of questions was developed to assess and differentiate. Run through the list and give yourself a point when you agree with the statement or question, and then add up your score. Use a calculator, if you run out of fingers and toes. Dare to find out just how deep in the weeds you are.

 

Here are the grades, depending on your point total:

 

0-5: Ha! That’s it? You must be LGBTQ+

 

6-10: Not naïve and gullible enough; you’re in need of re-education on Fox or Newsmax before you're qualified to put on your China-made red hat again

 

11-15: Congrats! You get placed on a mailing list for those running the Nigerian 419 Scam; you have the kind of credulity they can exploit

 

16-20: I bet you’ll use your SSDI and SNAP to fund a bus ticket to trump’s next rally Hate-in

 

21-25: Be at the Capitol on 8 January 2025; “It’ll be WILD!”

 

25: Step aside Kari Lake, you’re the new VP (just do your ‘duty’ on 8 January 2025 or get hung)

 

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# 1: You believe trump’s “best economy ever” hyperbole (despite 70% of all Quarters since the end of WWII produced higher GDP growth)

 

# 2: Is trump, “like, really really rich, really really smart, and a stable genius”?

 

#3: At least once you’ve taken your kids’ school lunch money and sent it to trump’s PAC

 

# 4: You believe trump had a right to take TS, SCI, SAP, SITK, Codeword, HCS and RD docs to his country club and wedding planner facility

 

# 5: You believe trump “can declassify with his mind”

 

# 6: trump has ONLY “perfect phone calls”, such as with President Zelenskyy, GA SecState Brad Raffensperger, etc. Some say nobody does a better phone call.

 

# 7: Stormy is lying (and not just about “Not quite freakishly small, but well below average”)

 

# 8: The 2020 election was stolen

 

# 9: The jailed 6 January 2021 terrorists are actually “hostages” and/or “political prisoners”

 

# 10: trump will be reinstated 13 August  2021 2022 2023 2024

 

# 11: Truth (sic) Social is today’s Amazon and Microsoft rolled into one; get in now or regret later

 

# 12: Hugo Chavez rose from the grave, wrote a program he uploaded to an Italian satellite, and had the satellite alter votes on Dominion voting machines (per Sidney Powell, one of trump’s ‘crack’ legal team)

 

# 13: You believe trump is 6’3” and 215 lbs

 

# 14: Q is real and Hillary/Tom Hanks and others run an international cabal that kidnaps, rapes, roasts and eats babies (as trump now says has truth to it)

 

# 15: You bought a thread from his Georgia booking/arrest jacket

 

# 16: You think Jared is actually the biological father of Ivanka’s kids (okay, no points if your answer is “Yes”, as no DNA test has been done)

 

# 17: You own at least one pair of trump’s Golden Sneakers AND you ordered a trump Bible

 

# 18: You believe bone spurs are a more serious affliction than the Bubonic Plague or pancreatic cancer

 

#19: You think trump’s NYC apartment is 33,000 square feet

 

#20: You think trump won many club golf championships and has never cheated

 

# 21: You believe the trump NFT of him as a buffed fighter pilot represents genuine value

 

#22: You think a former softcore porn model (images on Google) deserved her “Einstein Visa” and was the classiest First Lady ever

 

#23: Like trump, you use the term Deep State and actually believe it’s a real thing

 

#24: You’re still impressed to this day by “Man Woman Person Camera TV”

 

#25: While the 2020 election was rigged and stolen, EVERY Republican Congressperson who won on the same ballot in 2020 did so absolutely legitimately

 

#26: You believe a truly innocent man delays delays delays his trials, rather than has his day in court quickly to prove his innocence.

 

#27: You think the recent East Coast earthquake was---as MTG Tweeted---a 'sign from Gawd that US must repent'...(forget this question, as the USGS said the epicenter was close to trump's Bedminster Golf Course)

 

 

Edited April 8 by Walker88

[Stocky]

I thought it was a poll about farting

[Will B Good]

1 minute ago, Stocky said:

I thought it was a poll about farting

I was looking at the dog and thinking the same.....to be fair they are both to do with a load of.....

[Ralf001]

I had to google "trumper"... yeah nah, I'd be a zero at best

[Will B Good]

Just now, Ralf001 said:

I had to google "trumper"... yeah nah, I'd be a zero at best

In all fairness there should be negative numbers.

[transam]

I am, Trumper is my mother's maiden name......😃

[Trippy]

This is going to be the ugliest election in US history because of people like the op. 

[proton]

Unbelievable that anyone would consider voted for Biden again, he's totally incompetent, confused and forgetful.

[KhunLA]

I like him, as he shook up the deep state, and exposed the swamp for what it is, along with MSM.

 

I don't want him as President again.   Might be better than Dem candidate for the USA, but not me and the exchange rate & COLA.  Might mean loosing 25% on the exchange rate, and 50+% on COLA.

 

NO THANKS

 

Voting for Biden, if he gets the nod, will probably mean a Harris presidency also, before 2028.   Even scarier for the USA & world, but great for me.

Edited April 8 by KhunLA

[Jingthing]

3 minutes ago, proton said:

Unbelievable that anyone would consider voted for Biden again, he's totally incompetent, confused and forgetful.

1000 times better than Trump.

[proton]

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

1000 times better than Trump.

 

Only to the deluded democratic voter who would vote for a donkey if it was blue. Biden is an embarrassment.

[James105]

People will vote for Trump as he is not Biden and people will vote for Biden as he is not Trump.  Neither have any redeeming characteristics that would qualify them as Presidential so people will vote for the lessor of the 2 evils, as they see it.   Those who have sacrificed their ability to reason will take their cues from either their CNN or Fox overlords and what will be will be. 

 

Everyone else will just carry on as they realise that neither of these 2 incompetent old fools will really make much difference to their lives as the office doesn't really have much in the way of power anyway.   The useful idiots will carry on writing long stupid lists like the OP to make them feel virtuous that their particular media overlord is the right one.

[Lacessit]

33 minutes ago, transam said:

I am, Trumper is my mother's maiden name......😃

A descendant of Victor Trumper? Good heavens, trans may have Aussie genes.

[Lacessit]

Trump was predicted more than 30 years ago, by the author James Lee Burke, in his novel " A Stained White Radiance".

 

“ But Bobby Earl is out there by consent. He has his finger on a dark pulse, and like all confidence men, he knows his audience wishes to be conned. He learned long ago to listen, and he knows that if he listens carefully they’ll tell him what they need to hear. It’s a contract of mutual deceit by which they open up their flak vests and take it through the breastbone.

Bobby Earl’s ilk want power so badly that at some point in their lives they make a conscious choice to embrace evil. It’s not a gradual seduction. They do it without reservation, and that’s when they leave the rest of us”.

 

 

 

 

[Excogitator]

40 minutes ago, proton said:

 

Only to the deluded democratic voter who would vote for a donkey if it was blue. Biden is an embarrassment.

Say what you will about Biden.. the Biden administration however, has done an excellent job, which is now reflected in strong jobs growth, rising GDP, and markets at record highs, stabilizing energy prices and managing to bring inflation back down again (a so called soft landing), countering putins vile aggression in Ukraine, trying to make the cost of energy unaffordable to the western world (and the rest of the world). A vote for Biden and his admin, is a vote for stability and continued growth as opposed to all the instability, insecurity and unpredictability that follows Trump..

Edited April 8 by Excogitator

[transam]

14 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

A descendant of Victor Trumper? Good heavens, trans may have Aussie genes.

He is a relative, but I think I have his English genes..😁

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, Stocky said:

I thought it was a poll about farting

It is, kind of. 

[marin]

57 minutes ago, proton said:

Unbelievable that anyone would consider voted for Biden again

Perfect example of a Trump supporter. Largely uneducated as evidenced by the 5th grade grammar. 

[connda]

Taylor Swift For President 2024 

[OneMoreFarang]

43 minutes ago, James105 said:

People will vote for Trump as he is not Biden and people will vote for Biden as he is not Trump.  Neither have any redeeming characteristics that would qualify them as Presidential so people will vote for the lessor of the 2 evils, as they see it.   Those who have sacrificed their ability to reason will take their cues from either their CNN or Fox overlords and what will be will be. 

 

Everyone else will just carry on as they realise that neither of these 2 incompetent old fools will really make much difference to their lives as the office doesn't really have much in the way of power anyway.   The useful idiots will carry on writing long stupid lists like the OP to make them feel virtuous that their particular media overlord is the right one.

 

I find it funny watching US videos from people on the left and other videos from people on the right.

When I listen to the right wing guys, I have to admit that they often tell the truth when they talk about the idiot (extreme) left.

When I listen to the left-wing guys, they often tell the truth about the fanatic right wingers.

Both sides seem to think that because on the other sides are fanatics and idiots that this is a reason to vote for the opposite.

Unfortunately, there are just too many crazy idiots on both sides. 

[transam]

1 hour ago, proton said:

Unbelievable that anyone would consider voted for Biden again, he's totally incompetent, confused and forgetful.

Are you from the USA, to know all this......?   🤔

[transam]

1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said:

 

I find it funny watching US videos from people on the left and other videos from people on the right.

When I listen to the right wing guys, I have to admit that they often tell the truth when they talk about the idiot (extreme) left.

When I listen to the left-wing guys, they often tell the truth about the fanatic right wingers.

Both sides seem to think that because on the other sides are fanatics and idiots that this is a reason to vote for the opposite.

Unfortunately, there are just too many crazy idiots on both sides. 

I watch a few, the Trumpettes seem a sandwich short of a picnic....And that's a fact........

[OneMoreFarang]

10 minutes ago, transam said:

I watch a few, the Trumpettes seem a sandwich short of a picnic....And that's a fact........

Yes.

Sometimes I see videos from Matt Walsh arguing with some left-wing idiots. Most of the time he is correct, and they are wrong.

And when right leaning people see that, I can understand that they think something like: I will never vote for those left idiots.

But then, look at the right-wing idiots.

It is a difficult situation if you can only vote for idiots or idiots. 

 

 

[oxo1947]

1 hour ago, James105 said:

People will vote for Trump as he is not Biden and people will vote for Biden as he is not Trump

Yer your right James---and after the election-not one of these discussions on here would have changed anyone's mind.

 

It was about 20+ years ago when the Dem's refused to accept the result of the election & took it to court etc,.

The Hanging Shard or something -( I actually thought they were right on that one)  I was quite friendly with 2 yanks at the local gym then, these guys had actually gone to school together (1 wife dies the other divorced)

& they came out here same time-- They started arguing about this "Hanging Shard" & it turned physical, 2 old age pensioners rolling around on the gym floor --over what politician should be in power--How sad.

 

I left Pattaya about then to go Issan--but was told about 12 years latter one had died & his boyhood school friend still refused to speak to his Thai wife or go to his funeral.

 

 

 

Edited April 8 by oxo1947

[Khyron]

My Wife supported Trump the first time (She is a fairly right wing Isaan Woman) Now she won't vote for him, he just won't stop yapping. I am not sure who she will go for though, she vehemently hates Biden, Harris and Newsome (Gov of California). 

I am a mildly right leaning centrist, both sides have some good and bad points.

 

I don't have the heart to tell her that the MFP who she whole heartedly supports and liberal Democrats are not that far off, and the previous government in charge was essentially right wingers.

 

Most Thais here are right wing Republicans for whatever reason, but support liberal governments in Thailand. I don't think they understand the difference.

The free, up to 4th grade education that was offered in Thailand 50 years ago would be one of the reasons.

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, proton said:

 

Only to the deluded democratic voter who would vote for a donkey if it was blue. Biden is an embarrassment.

 

Whereas, Trump is a liability.

 

Hobson's Choice.

 

May the best man not win.

[NanLaew]

34 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Yer your right James---and after the election-not one of these discussions on here would have changed anyone's mind.

 

It was about 20+ years ago when the Dem's refused to accept the result of the election & took it to court etc,.

The Hanging Shard or something -( I actually thought they were right on that one)  I was quite friendly with 2 yanks at the local gym then, these guys had actually gone to school together (1 wife dies the other divorced)

& they came out here same time-- They started arguing about this "Hanging Shard" & it turned physical, 2 old age pensioners rolling around on the gym floor --over what politician should be in power--How sad.

 

I left Pattaya about then to go Issan--but was told about 12 years latter one had died & his boyhood school friend still refused to speak to his Thai wife or go to his funeral.

 

 

Ah yes, the infamous 'hanging chad' affair and the loser that 'invented the internet'.

 

Fun times, eh?

[NanLaew]

11 minutes ago, Khyron said:

Most Thais here are right wing Republicans for whatever reason, but support liberal governments in Thailand. I don't think they understand the difference.

 

Good observation, but I would say they have no political metrics to help them understand the difference. They have never experienced anything other than serial despotic manipulations dressed up in fancy rhetoric and hyperbole, such as their 'special democracy' nonsense. The political mechanisms of other countries are pretty much an alien concept.

 

13 minutes ago, Khyron said:

The free, up to 4th grade education that was offered in Thailand 50 years ago would be one of the reasons.

 

You've got that right as well, and it's not going to be allowed to improve for at least another 50 years.

[BangkokReady]

The tribal element is huge in American politics.  A lot of people like Trump because he stands as being against the wokeness that is ruining much of American culture right now.  Similarly, fairly centrist people see how much the left-wing (self-styled "good guys" and claimers of the permanent moral high ground) lie and slander about Trump and find that they can't help but root for him.  It's funny, really, because if the left didn't lie so much, people would probably view Trump in a far more negative light.

 

Equally, people are drawn to Biden because he's on "their side" and seen as the only person who can "keep Trump out of the Whitehouse".  So matter how corrupt or creepy he is, no matter what his mental health, people can't help but want him to be president.

 

It's all kind of farcical.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

About question #2

 

My sister owned a horse for many years.

 

He was a very smart horse. As far as horses go, he was a genius.

 

My sister kept in in a stable.

 

You could say that my sister's horse was a stable genius.

 

When my sister's horse faced away from me, it reminded me of a different "stable genius".