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Foul-Smelling Trail of Feces Found in Thai Parliament

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7 hours ago, webfact said:

A long trail of feces was discovered in the first-floor hallway of the MPs' wing,

 

Too much sh.t stirring in the political lobbies?

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    I'd go with the P. Fat and barely able to walk so no time to make it to the crapper.

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Love how they have pixellated the offending substance.

Actually, what most of you guys do not know....BUT....I have known for a long time.....

 

For some reason, in Shopping Malls, people "regular"ly take dumps among the clothes, in the changing rooms, and almost anywhere....in shopping malls.

 

I have never researched this, but have just known about it....

 

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You see folks....I am very widely read....

 

I know lots of interesting TID-BITS......

 

Some tidbits are less appetizing than others.

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, webfact said:

Housekeeping staff were quickly called to the scene, where they were seen sweating profusely as they worked to clean up the offensive trail.

I'm not suprised. The lady using a yellow feather duster faeces an uphill task.

12 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Love how they have pixellated the offending substance.

 

What is being pixelated is NOT, technically, a substance.

 

A substance is a pure form of matter, such as water and salt.

 

I would say it's a MIXTURE.

 

For example, Butternut Ice Cream is a MIXTURE, and not a substance.

 

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You see the difference?

 

Butternut Ice Cream is a...... MIXTURE, and NOT a substance.

 

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Butternut Ice Cream is a...... MIXTURE, and NOT a substance.

 

Of course, if one wished to get even more technical.....

 

When you add the nuts on the Butternut Ice Cream, then we are getting into the realm of.....a 

 

CONGLOMERATE

 

IMHO

 

 

Was it found to be human feces? Or was it some from other animal? 

4 minutes ago, WDSmart said:

Was it found to be human feces? Or was it some from other animal? 

 

For sure it was animal feces.

 

Either one of Anutin's worker had a running stomach or Prawit might not have been able to hold it - as overheard over lunch 😉 Too funny! 

4 hours ago, herfiehandbag said:

Well yes, although I thought the problem was that he rarely if ever attended Parliament!

No he never quite makes it that far, only just gets to the restrooms hahaha!

Absolutely hilarious, the place is a <deleted> show at the best of times so it's all in keeping with the majority of Muppets in it.

Sort of reminds one of the recent Topic concerning the Farang who dumped on the road, and then took a cleansing bath in the temple pool.

 

That Topic still sticks with one.

 

And then, you had the Topic of the Chinese guy/woman who did the same in the CM canal, quite a number of years back.

 

Obviously, these kinds of stories sell newspapers.

 

 

Take a DNA test on all members of parliament.  That will be a funny result.

Slow moving patient with IV pole+Incontinence+hospital gown= Hershey Highway.... 💩

9 hours ago, Crossy said:

It would be extremely crass for me to make a comment about it being a leak of the bovine product which the occupants of the building dish out on a daily basis.

 

So I won't :whistling:

 

I'm glad you said it. Or did you?

2 hours ago, zyphodb said:

 

Maybe he's trying to make a comeback?

 

And it resulted in a combout?

May I ask how this news is in any civilized country? 

 

It's not. 

 

 

This lovely photo was in my email. Since no one bothered to answer, I'll ask again: Why is this news? 

 

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12 hours ago, webfact said:

leaving many to wonder about the source of the mess

 

I have a strong suspicion the source may have been someone's backside.

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why can't grown men use proper terminology....instead of foul sounding euphemisms?

 

What is poo....anyway?

 

a. a stool

b. a human dropping

c.  fecal matter

d. feces

e. excreta

f. Also.....and more interestingly.....

 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

 

 

Also....

 

Not yet fossilized coprolites....

 

 

 

You forgot <deleted>. As in "hits the fan".

1 hour ago, Gobbler said:

This lovely photo was in my email. Since no one bothered to answer, I'll ask again: Why is this news? 

 

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That photo reminds me of those "add a caption" competitions. Best one won the prize.

Though I wouldn't like to win what she is holding. 

6 hours ago, kingkenny said:

investigation for what? Someone had the squats, tried to get to the bathroom and did't make it, I'm not sure why that needs an investigation. If it was a freshly curled out solid then that would be a different story.

Don't you mean the squirts?

8 minutes ago, phetphet said:

Don't you mean the squirts?

I would have wrote squirts if that's what I meant, that said I did actually write squits but it must have autocorrected to squats. I guess squits is localized.

9 hours ago, Shuggy said:

Is there no CCTV inside the parliament building?

You would think so. They have cameras everywhere else.

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