One Big Beautiful Bill? More Like One Big Bloody Oversized Stich-Up, Bruv

[Lewie London]

So, I just clocked this headline and thought I’d misread it. “One Big Beautiful Bill,” yeah? That’s what they’re callin’ it. Sounds more like a dodgy new ripoff bar in Pattaya than a new bit of legislation. But no, turns out it’s Trump’s shiny new scheme to make rich people richer and leave the rest of the Yanks fightin’ over a few tins of Chef Boyardee and some expired acetaminophen.

 

So here’s the gist, yeah. Give this a butchers, mates. Trump reckons he’s gonna scrap taxes on overtime, tips, and Social Security. Sounds good, yeah? You’re thinkin’ maybe he’s finally doin’ somethin’ for the little guy. But then he drops the other shoe like a clumsy giraffe in stilettos, he’s payin’ for all that by gutting Medicaid and food stamps. Classic Trump. “Here’s a lollipop, now give me your house.”

 

So around 8.6 million Yanks are set to lose their health cover by 2034. Yeah, you heard right. Nearly 9 million. And it ain’t just a rounding error. About 7.7 million of ’em get the boot straight off the Medicaid cliff, while another 900,000 get shafted by fiddly new rules to the Obamacare sign-up circus. Basically, if you’re poor, sick, or just not minted enough to be chums with a hedge fund manager, you’re gettin’ screwed like a date on prom night.

 

They’re slashin’ Medicaid by nearly 900 billion quid, lads. That’s not a budget cut, that’s a Mexican Necktie. Millions gettin’ chucked off their health cover like it’s Survivor final round eliminations. “Sorry Sheila, your kidneys still don’t work, and no more dialysis for you, but at least you ain’t gettin’ taxed on your nonexistent overtime.”

 

And food stamps? Gone. Or close to it. Another few hundred billion shaved off that. Because apparently in Trumpworld, the solution to poverty is just makin’ it hungrier, again. Starvin’ builds character. More winnin' innit. 

 

This bill is a proper magic trick, you’re sayin’. Look over here Lewie, no taxes on your fry up tips and weekend shifts. But don’t look over there, where your nan’s dyin’ in a hallway ‘cos the clinic shut down and your mate’s three year old’s eatin’ dry cereal out the box ‘cos SNAP’s gone snap.

 

They’re sellin’ it like a Robin Hood job, givin’ back to the working man. But Robin Hood didn’t steal from the poor to build golf courses, buy Teslas and hand tax breaks to blokes who think “empathy” is a skin condition.

 

And the best part? It’s all built on vibes. No numbers add up, no plan for how it actually works. “It’ll pay for itself,” they say, like it’s a magic fackin’ beanstalk. Mate, the last time Trump said something would pay for itself, another one of his Atlantic City casinos went tits up and the only thing growin’ was his legal bills.

 

So yeah, “One Big Beautiful Bill”? More like one big beautiful bag of bell-ends. You can put glitter on a turd, but it’s still gonna stink to high hell when you slice it in half.

 

You know what this is? It’s a billionaire with a gold bog tellin’ a bloke workin’ two jobs and struggling to put nappies in his Tesco bag that he’s finally winnin’. While quietly sellin’ off the NHS equivalent, lockin’ the fridge, and nickin’ your last packet of crisps.

 

But don’t worry mate, your tips are tax free now. Assuming you’ve still got a job. Or a stomach. Or teeth.

 

https://apnews.com/article/medicaid-cuts-trump-tax-cuts-bill-1e2b12a91a3d12ceb0420ce7053de58e

[Tug]

Yup another grift for the billionaires to heck with regular folks….it’s beeing described as political seppku lol it’s such a blatant rep off of the working class that even the trumpers are starting to realize it …….oh and another tidbit since I’ve gotten back to the states I haven’t spotted one trumper sporting any of that cheap Chinese swag not a one,I’m in San Diego a fairly conservative military town….me thinks they are a starting to sour on the orange flimflam man.

[blaze master]

2 hours ago, Tug said:

Yup another grift for the billionaires to heck with regular folks….it’s beeing described as political seppku lol it’s such a blatant rep off of the working class that even the trumpers are starting to realize it …….oh and another tidbit since I’ve gotten back to the states I haven’t spotted one trumper sporting any of that cheap Chinese swag not a one,I’m in San Diego a fairly conservative military town….me thinks they are a starting to sour on the orange flimflam man.

 

Didn't San Diego vote blue in the last election ?

[newbee2022]

6 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So, I just clocked this headline and thought I’d misread it. “One Big Beautiful Bill,” yeah? That’s what they’re callin’ it. Sounds more like a dodgy new ripoff bar in Pattaya than a new bit of legislation. But no, turns out it’s Trump’s shiny new scheme to make rich people richer and leave the rest of the Yanks fightin’ over a few tins of Chef Boyardee and some expired acetaminophen.

 

So here’s the gist, yeah. Give this a butchers, mates. Trump reckons he’s gonna scrap taxes on overtime, tips, and Social Security. Sounds good, yeah? You’re thinkin’ maybe he’s finally doin’ somethin’ for the little guy. But then he drops the other shoe like a clumsy giraffe in stilettos, he’s payin’ for all that by gutting Medicaid and food stamps. Classic Trump. “Here’s a lollipop, now give me your house.”

 

So around 8.6 million Yanks are set to lose their health cover by 2034. Yeah, you heard right. Nearly 9 million. And it ain’t just a rounding error. About 7.7 million of ’em get the boot straight off the Medicaid cliff, while another 900,000 get shafted by fiddly new rules to the Obamacare sign-up circus. Basically, if you’re poor, sick, or just not minted enough to be chums with a hedge fund manager, you’re gettin’ screwed like a date on prom night.

 

They’re slashin’ Medicaid by nearly 900 billion quid, lads. That’s not a budget cut, that’s a Mexican Necktie. Millions gettin’ chucked off their health cover like it’s Survivor final round eliminations. “Sorry Sheila, your kidneys still don’t work, and no more dialysis for you, but at least you ain’t gettin’ taxed on your nonexistent overtime.”

 

And food stamps? Gone. Or close to it. Another few hundred billion shaved off that. Because apparently in Trumpworld, the solution to poverty is just makin’ it hungrier, again. Starvin’ builds character. More winnin' innit. 

 

This bill is a proper magic trick, you’re sayin’. Look over here Lewie, no taxes on your fry up tips and weekend shifts. But don’t look over there, where your nan’s dyin’ in a hallway ‘cos the clinic shut down and your mate’s three year old’s eatin’ dry cereal out the box ‘cos SNAP’s gone snap.

 

They’re sellin’ it like a Robin Hood job, givin’ back to the working man. But Robin Hood didn’t steal from the poor to build golf courses, buy Teslas and hand tax breaks to blokes who think “empathy” is a skin condition.

 

And the best part? It’s all built on vibes. No numbers add up, no plan for how it actually works. “It’ll pay for itself,” they say, like it’s a magic fackin’ beanstalk. Mate, the last time Trump said something would pay for itself, another one of his Atlantic City casinos went tits up and the only thing growin’ was his legal bills.

 

So yeah, “One Big Beautiful Bill”? More like one big beautiful bag of bell-ends. You can put glitter on a turd, but it’s still gonna stink to high hell when you slice it in half.

 

You know what this is? It’s a billionaire with a gold bog tellin’ a bloke workin’ two jobs and struggling to put nappies in his Tesco bag that he’s finally winnin’. While quietly sellin’ off the NHS equivalent, lockin’ the fridge, and nickin’ your last packet of crisps.

 

But don’t worry mate, your tips are tax free now. Assuming you’ve still got a job. Or a stomach. Or teeth.

 

https://apnews.com/article/medicaid-cuts-trump-tax-cuts-bill-1e2b12a91a3d12ceb0420ce7053de58e

 

Its another choking decision by that "leader". 

It's amazing that Americans are still quiet more or less. This man hates his country (only the poor of course). They are treated like ants serving him, the King.

And in the meantime US lost the rest of reputation and honesty in the world.

[gargamon]

MAGA is imploding.

 

The big beautiful bill has been blocked by House GOP.

 

Supreme Court blocks Trump from restarting Alien Enemies Act deportations.

 

More to follow. Supreme court to rule on birthright citizenship and nationwide injunctions by a district court judge. Expect major losses for MAGA.

 

 

[Eloquent pilgrim]

 

Oh no, not another post for the bedwetting lefties and the crybaby democrats, who it transpires only like democracy when it produces a result they like …. give it a rest.

 

 

[newbee2022]

5 minutes ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the bedwetting lefties and the crybaby democrats, who it transpires only like democracy when it produces a result they like …. give it a rest.

 

 

Gibberish 

[Eloquent pilgrim]

9 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Gibberish 

 

Discombobulating

 

 

[save the frogs]

I don't know much about it ... so I have to look it up.

 

Is it possible our mate Lewie is misrepresenting this bill to suit his own bias and twisted agenda?

 

Here is what it says on the govt page:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/05/one-big-beautiful-bill-is-a-once-in-a-generation-chance/

 

1 - It's the largest tax cut ever 

Americans earning between $30,000 and $80,000 will pay around 15% less in taxes

 

2 - It kicks illegal immigrants off taxpayer-funded Medicaid benefits. This bill eliminates waste, fraud, and abuse by ending benefits for at least 1.4 million illegal immigrants who are gaming the system.

 

3 - It prohibits Medicaid funding for gender transition procedures for minors.

 

 

[save the frogs]

18 hours ago, Lewie London said:

But then he drops the other shoe like a clumsy giraffe in stilettos, he’s payin’ for all that by gutting Medicaid and food stamps

 

Cutting medicaid to illegal immigrants, it seems. 

 

 

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, save the frogs said:

3 - It prohibits Medicaid funding for gender transition procedures for minors.

 

 

Of course a lot of folks would love to block something like this because they've been actively promoting gender transition for minors for many years. 

 

So go ahead and takes sides with people who are blocking this. It's child abuse, as far as I am concerned. 

 

[EVENKEEL]

Old Lewie posts and then disappears. Hope he's OK, I hear he was seen yesterday yelling at passing cars near T-21. 

[flexomike]

8 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So, I just clocked this headline and thought I’d misread it. “One Big Beautiful Bill,” yeah? That’s what they’re callin’ it. Sounds more like a dodgy new ripoff bar in Pattaya than a new bit of legislation. But no, turns out it’s Trump’s shiny new scheme to make rich people richer and leave the rest of the Yanks fightin’ over a few tins of Chef Boyardee and some expired acetaminophen.

 

So here’s the gist, yeah. Give this a butchers, mates. Trump reckons he’s gonna scrap taxes on overtime, tips, and Social Security. Sounds good, yeah? You’re thinkin’ maybe he’s finally doin’ somethin’ for the little guy. But then he drops the other shoe like a clumsy giraffe in stilettos, he’s payin’ for all that by gutting Medicaid and food stamps. Classic Trump. “Here’s a lollipop, now give me your house.”

 

So around 8.6 million Yanks are set to lose their health cover by 2034. Yeah, you heard right. Nearly 9 million. And it ain’t just a rounding error. About 7.7 million of ’em get the boot straight off the Medicaid cliff, while another 900,000 get shafted by fiddly new rules to the Obamacare sign-up circus. Basically, if you’re poor, sick, or just not minted enough to be chums with a hedge fund manager, you’re gettin’ screwed like a date on prom night.

 

They’re slashin’ Medicaid by nearly 900 billion quid, lads. That’s not a budget cut, that’s a Mexican Necktie. Millions gettin’ chucked off their health cover like it’s Survivor final round eliminations. “Sorry Sheila, your kidneys still don’t work, and no more dialysis for you, but at least you ain’t gettin’ taxed on your nonexistent overtime.”

 

And food stamps? Gone. Or close to it. Another few hundred billion shaved off that. Because apparently in Trumpworld, the solution to poverty is just makin’ it hungrier, again. Starvin’ builds character. More winnin' innit. 

 

This bill is a proper magic trick, you’re sayin’. Look over here Lewie, no taxes on your fry up tips and weekend shifts. But don’t look over there, where your nan’s dyin’ in a hallway ‘cos the clinic shut down and your mate’s three year old’s eatin’ dry cereal out the box ‘cos SNAP’s gone snap.

 

They’re sellin’ it like a Robin Hood job, givin’ back to the working man. But Robin Hood didn’t steal from the poor to build golf courses, buy Teslas and hand tax breaks to blokes who think “empathy” is a skin condition.

 

And the best part? It’s all built on vibes. No numbers add up, no plan for how it actually works. “It’ll pay for itself,” they say, like it’s a magic fackin’ beanstalk. Mate, the last time Trump said something would pay for itself, another one of his Atlantic City casinos went tits up and the only thing growin’ was his legal bills.

 

So yeah, “One Big Beautiful Bill”? More like one big beautiful bag of bell-ends. You can put glitter on a turd, but it’s still gonna stink to high hell when you slice it in half.

 

You know what this is? It’s a billionaire with a gold bog tellin’ a bloke workin’ two jobs and struggling to put nappies in his Tesco bag that he’s finally winnin’. While quietly sellin’ off the NHS equivalent, lockin’ the fridge, and nickin’ your last packet of crisps.

 

But don’t worry mate, your tips are tax free now. Assuming you’ve still got a job. Or a stomach. Or teeth.

 

https://apnews.com/article/medicaid-cuts-trump-tax-cuts-bill-1e2b12a91a3d12ceb0420ce7053de58e

 

why are you calling yourself a Yank, you ex Special Forces also

[flexomike]

7 hours ago, Tug said:

Yup another grift for the billionaires to heck with regular folks….it’s beeing described as political seppku lol it’s such a blatant rep off of the working class that even the trumpers are starting to realize it …….oh and another tidbit since I’ve gotten back to the states I haven’t spotted one trumper sporting any of that cheap Chinese swag not a one,I’m in San Diego a fairly conservative military town….me thinks they are a starting to sour on the orange flimflam man.

Well both you and your Buddy Spidermike are back in California, why don't you just stay there with all of the same people with your same deranged mindset.

[flexomike]

1 hour ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the bedwetting lefties and the crybaby democrats, who it transpires only like democracy when it produces a result they like …. give it a rest.

 

 

 

[EVENKEEL]

8 minutes ago, flexomike said:

Well both you and your Buddy Spidermike are back in California, why don't you just stay there with all of the same people with your same deranged mindset.

If I may, Calif is an awesome place where it's mainly the large urban areas that are packed with liberalism but that's only a small part of the real estate. 

 

I had to edit. Awesome meaning the topography, the beauty and the diversity of the landscape. Not the people running the show. 

[bunnydrops]

37 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

Cutting medicaid to illegal immigrants, it seems. 

 

 

Some facts, Some states offer medicaid to illegal immigrants using state funding only. The fed do not cover illegals.

 

https://www.kff.org/racial-equity-and-health-policy/issue-brief/5-key-facts-about-immigrants-and-medicaid/

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