8 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I dont have an SS uniform to comply with your dress code

I did not know that you needed a uniform to claim Social Security (SS)!

Most of the members are too old to step out of the door and spend most of their retirement in this forum so therefore, I doubt you'll get many takers.

 

8 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Remember when you were goat and constantly moaned on about Dan ?

 

Ooops.

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

It was watching Dan about Thailand that inspired me to move to Thailand.

 

I thought if someone that dim could do it then anybody could.

1 hour ago, Mike_Hunt said:

I picture you standing alone in a corner sipping a glass of prune juice hoping someone will ask  you about your BMI and massive IQ.

I'm sure the Aussie is feverishly strategizing  an awesome comeback that reflects his superiority.

Can you imagine the stench of pi$$ at this party. Load of old blokes stumbling around and shouting at nobody in particular " I'm 84 you know". "What's that? Time for my pills?"

 

Would probably need at least a dozen nurses on hand just to be on the safe side and who is picking up the tab for them?

6 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

Ok.

10 minutes ago, anchadian said:

Most of the members are too old to step out of the door and spend most of their retirement in this forum so therefore, I doubt you'll get many takers.

 

 

You could always have the party between the hours of 10am to 4pm.

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

It was watching Dan about Thailand that inspired me to move to Thailand.

 

I thought if someone that dim could do it then anybody could.

 

And yet here you are, you managed it !!!... 

 

Can't wait for the reports from the party no one will go to...   Are you going to prepare some 'awards' for yourself so you can once again claim you are a 'highly decorated member'

 

....your favoured quote three hits comment "you hitting someone who argues with you, them hitting the deck, the ambulance hitting 120kmh" !!! - I wonder who you'll offer to fight to prove what a hardman you are.

 

....  Or will you make your favoured 'Mansplain' quote to someone....

 

.... No need for one of those samlor things - you could just drink drive everyone around... captive audience, you can lock the doors and ask your passengers questions about prostitution !!!  

 

 

 

Bob will need at least 12 tickets for the same person

6 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

You could always have the party between the hours of 10am to 4pm.

Plenty of jelly and ice cream for those without teeth.

4 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

and ask your passengers questions about prostitution !!!  

 

His next thread. 

 

So you married a bar girl who is divorced from your bother.

2 minutes ago, blaze master said:

His next thread. 

 

So you married a bar girl who is divorced from your bother.

Is that your story?

Is it what happened to you? 

 

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Is that your story?

Is it what happened to you? 

 

 

Yes. So what ? 

16 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

And yet here you are, you managed it !!!... 

 

Can't wait for the reports from the party no one will go to...   Are you going to prepare some 'awards' for yourself so you can once again claim you are a 'highly decorated member'

 

....your favoured quote three hits comment "you hitting someone who argues with you, them hitting the deck, the ambulance hitting 120kmh" !!! - I wonder who you'll offer to fight to prove what a hardman you are.

 

....  Or will you make your favoured 'Mansplain' quote to someone....

 

.... No need for one of those samlor things - you could just drink drive everyone around... captive audience, you can lock the doors and ask your passengers questions about prostitution !!!  

 

 

 

You don’t seem to be taking not being invited very well.

Which is a normal reaction to being rejected socially by your peers.

 

Please don’t take the wrong way, we just just don’t want any trouble at the party.

6 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Of course the mods will be welcome

 

Definitely not coming then. 

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

6 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Of course the mods will be welcome

Definitely not coming then

If you change your mind, don't forget to be on your best behaviour, otherwise you will be disciplined. 

 

 

I'll ne there. Wouldn't miss it.

 

I'll bring me chess set.

Smoked too much weed?? Who talking about Christmas now in June???? Are you so very bored???

 

7 minutes ago, ikke1959 said:

Smoked too much weed?? Who talking about Christmas now in June???? Are you so very bored???

 

 

I booked my Christmas Dinner at the weekend.

 

 

It is called planning.

8 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming? 

Make it in the first week of December so it doesn’t interfere with other xmas plans.

We spend a lot of time talking with each other online, be great to catch up in person.

We can have another poll to decide the best venue later. 
I am thinking Pattaya as it is easy to get to and a lot of fun. 
I am looking forward to it. 

yeah lets all get together to talk face to face and fist to fist about things we never seem to agree on in the website.. Sounds like fun.. Maybe we can all get to see the bibs lodging as well after we discuss politics and wars and trans and all the other things people in here biccker and complain about. 

1 hour ago, blaze master said:

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Is that your story?

Is it what happened to you? 

Yes. So what ?

Crikey, you poor guy, I can hear your pain in the comments I read of yours.

 

Let me know if you would like someone to talk with, I'm here for you.

 

54 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

I'll ne there. Wouldn't miss it.

 

I'll bring me chess set.

I'll bring my Twister 

 

We can all do naked Twister together 😂

 

Why was Twister banned?

The company that produced it, Milton Bradley, was accused by its competitors of selling "sex in a box". That accusation is speculated to be because it was the first popular American game to use human bodies as playing pieces.

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Crikey, you poor guy, I can hear your pain in the comments I read of yours.

 

Let me know if you would like someone to talk with, I'm here for you.

 

 

Thanks but I dont like being around drunks too much. 

Just now, blaze master said:

 

Thanks but I dont like being around drunks too much. 

February 29 and 30th I'm never drunk. 

 

Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

February 29 and 30th I'm never drunk. 

 

 

Amazing.

I am already there, and have been for hours.   Where the hell are the rest of you lot?!?

11 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming? 

Make it in the first week of December so it doesn’t interfere with other xmas plans.

We spend a lot of time talking with each other online, be great to catch up in person.

We can have another poll to decide the best venue later. 
I am thinking Pattaya as it is easy to get to and a lot of fun. 
I am looking forward to it. 

Would be like being in an episode of Derek. 

10 hours ago, Keeps said:

You should set the deadline to respond an hour or so before @Harrisfan posting ban ends. I can see him lurking, bet it's killing him that he can't respond.

How would you know someone has been banned from posting

2 hours ago, blaze master said:

 

 

Funny, I get drunk on the 29th of Feb every 4 years

11 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming? 

Make it in the first week of December so it doesn’t interfere with other xmas plans.

We spend a lot of time talking with each other online, be great to catch up in person.

We can have another poll to decide the best venue later. 
I am thinking Pattaya as it is easy to get to and a lot of fun. 
I am looking forward to it. 

Table for previous addicts, alcoholics, smokers, weed smokers, kratom, yaba, vegans, wine table, socialists, magas, or do you think we should just mix everyone?

 

I'm in,