November 11, 2025Nov 11 I have been trying to score a Burmese construction girl now for a few months in Phuket. After nearly two years of many Thai women I thought I would try something different. i have become good friends with one very attractive girl, beautiful long black hair and skin as smooth as silk, but am not sure if she is considering me romantically. Her and her friends have spent a lot of time explaining the complex situation in Myanmar and the more I know the about the Junta the more I know I have to do something for these people. The world seems to have forgotten about the majority of the Burmese people and they need help. 80,000 have been killed, 83,000 civilian houses have been burned or destroyed and 3 million displaced. Foreign journalists have been banned. I intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness, learning the lingo and then slip on over and join the Northern Alliance after the hot season for a 6-8 month tour of duty. I am planning at this stage to alternate between the AA and the KIA but that might change depending on the situation on the ground. I might end up with the PDF instead as it might be easier. I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 8 minutes ago, MalcolmB said: I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have. My advice: Don't go, at least not for this purpose.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 Popular Post This windup is even more desperate, bankrupt and hopeless than the usual bob dumpster-diver rubbish. You need to go back to troll school and learn how to scribble out proper forum-fiction.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 Popular Post 50 minutes ago, MalcolmB said: I have been trying to score a Burmese construction girl now for a few months in Phuket. After nearly two years of many Thai women I thought I would try something different. i have become good friends with one very attractive girl, beautiful long black hair and skin as smooth as silk, but am not sure if she is considering me romantically. Her and her friends have spent a lot of time explaining the complex situation in Myanmar and the more I know the about the Junta the more I know I have to do something for these people. The world seems to have forgotten about the majority of the Burmese people and they need help. 80,000 have been killed, 83,000 civilian houses have been burned or destroyed and 3 million displaced. Foreign journalists have been banned. I intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness, learning the lingo and then slip on over and join the Northern Alliance after the hot season for a 6-8 month tour of duty. I am planning at this stage to alternate between the AA and the KIA but that might change depending on the situation on the ground. I might end up with the PDF instead as it might be easier. I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have. Hire Rambo as your guide..then your cunning plan should work a treat..or you'll just get killed.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 2 hours ago, MalcolmB said: 80,000 have been killed, 83,000 civilian houses have been burned or destroyed and 3 million displaced. Foreign journalists have been banned. Most likely triple that number, it's an absolutely brutal place. Head over to Mae Sot and you'll get a much better feel for what's happening across the border.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 is the OP really saying he is planning on joining one of the fighting groups/militias over there?
November 11, 2025Nov 11 If you look anything like your posts, she won’t have anything to do with you.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 I propose we start a go fund me to help Malcom..... And no Malcom you wont be in charge of the go fund me.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 The next border crossing to Burma is not far north from Phuket, just over the bay from Ranong. It is open daily, easy to pass, and in Kawthaung you do not need to run after construction camp girls (why would anybody?). I personally found Kawthaung -- the city, not the people -- dirty and unappealing, but it is over 20 years that I was there, so maybe things have changed. Learning the lingo is not difficult, at least I do not imagine it to be all that difficult, looking how many foreigners lived in Burma historically before the junta times. Either way, there is lots of study material online to give you a taste. The alphabet is an abugida with not a lot more consonants than the western abc, so simple reading should be possible to be acquired within weeks. No need to join some kind of guerilla troop for any of this either.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 Popular Post Oh please don't do it Violence is not the answer A few years ago a Australian professor guy was jailed there for a number of years he gave a podcast on what happened I helped him get his release by sending emails to the Myanmar junta Violence is not the way I hope you understand
November 11, 2025Nov 11 Popular Post 6 hours ago, BangkokHank said: My advice: Don't go, at least not for this purpose. I think he should be encouraged to go. Win, Win.
November 11, 2025Nov 11 19 hours ago, MalcolmB said: I intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness what is your current BMI and VO2 Max?
November 11, 2025Nov 11 Popular Post Seems to me someone's been experimenting with chemistry and is hallucinating. So the advice is, WAKE UP Don’t miss the latest headlines from Thailand and around the world. Get the Asean Now Briefing newsletter, delivered daily. Sign up here.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 9 hours ago, MalcolmB said: I have been trying to score a Burmese construction girl now for a few months in Phuket. A few months is an awful long time for something that only takes a few seconds.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: Oh please don't do it Violence is not the answer A few years ago a Australian professor guy was jailed there for a number of years he gave a podcast on what happened I helped him get his release by sending emails to the Myanmar junta Violence is not the way I hope you understand What email address did you use?
November 12, 2025Nov 12 3 hours ago, quake said: I think he should be encouraged to go. Win, Win. Good Burmese name Win win.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 The ultimate result of your plan is clear. Save yourself time and effort and just jump off a building now.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 29 minutes ago, Will Iam Not said: Good to see that Malcolm has changed that awful avatar he had. I am wondering whether anyone else has twigged that his new avatar is the Israeli girl who caused outrage in May of this year on Koh Phangan by refusing to remove her shoes in a cafe then claiming that her money built Thailand. Rather strange.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 10 hours ago, MalcolmB said: I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have. Step away from that bottle and ease up on those 'shrooms.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 Popular Post 11 hours ago, MalcolmB said: intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness Yes, you've let yourself go "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son," *National Lampoon's Animal House*, 5 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: I helped him get his release by sending emails to the Myanmar junta Keep in touch with Georgie boy, he can help you once you are incarcerated. 😂 Enjoy your travels.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 Popular Post Sank Yat tattoos make you bulletproof. I would have thought you would have volunteered for Gaza to save the poor degraded Gazans but I understand...Burmese girls are pretty and you hate those Goat parties with your terrorist friends.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 7 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: ... A few years ago a Australian professor guy was jailed there for a number of years he gave a podcast on what happened I helped him get his release by sending emails to the Myanmar junta ... Er, no you didn't. There were appeals for his release from the Australian and other governments, which I imagine carried more weight than your email. Did you write your email in Burmese language? Good luck with learning it. I've studied Burmese (as my 5th language) for many years and I'm still at only conversational speaking/reading level.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 Popular Post 13 hours ago, MalcolmB said: I have been trying to score a Burmese construction girl now for a few months in Phuket. After nearly two years of many Thai women I thought I would try something different. i have become good friends with one very attractive girl, beautiful long black hair and skin as smooth as silk, but am not sure if she is considering me romantically. Her and her friends have spent a lot of time explaining the complex situation in Myanmar and the more I know the about the Junta the more I know I have to do something for these people. The world seems to have forgotten about the majority of the Burmese people and they need help. 80,000 have been killed, 83,000 civilian houses have been burned or destroyed and 3 million displaced. Foreign journalists have been banned. I intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness, learning the lingo and then slip on over and join the Northern Alliance after the hot season for a 6-8 month tour of duty. I am planning at this stage to alternate between the AA and the KIA but that might change depending on the situation on the ground. I might end up with the PDF instead as it might be easier. I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have. At least you are on the right track, as you never had any luck in the Pattaya girlie bars, which I don't really understand, as Quasimodo could even find a soulmate there........😬 But, I am sure we all wish you good luck, as The British and Israeli community here will probably be left alone, that is, until the bird finds out she made a mistake.......🤪
November 12, 2025Nov 12 10 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Most likely triple that number, it's an absolutely brutal place. Head over to Mae Sot and you'll get a much better feel for what's happening across the border. I agree. Lovely Burmese vibe, less chance of disentary. I like Mae Sot so much, I went twice Tons of Myanmar relief charities to make a donation. One board member here is very prolific in this Or get into smoking weed at tourist prices.Lower Suk road weed bars typically employ Burmese good looking young woman for the front counter due to their English speaking ability. All very friendly, I went out with an older woman who was Rohingya. Much better education than a typical Thai woman.
November 12, 2025Nov 12 14 hours ago, MalcolmB said: I have been trying to score a Burmese construction girl now for a few months in Phuket. After nearly two years of many Thai women I thought I would try something different. i have become good friends with one very attractive girl, beautiful long black hair and skin as smooth as silk, but am not sure if she is considering me romantically. Her and her friends have spent a lot of time explaining the complex situation in Myanmar and the more I know the about the Junta the more I know I have to do something for these people. The world seems to have forgotten about the majority of the Burmese people and they need help. 80,000 have been killed, 83,000 civilian houses have been burned or destroyed and 3 million displaced. Foreign journalists have been banned. I intend to spend the next 6 months regaining peak physical fitness, learning the lingo and then slip on over and join the Northern Alliance after the hot season for a 6-8 month tour of duty. I am planning at this stage to alternate between the AA and the KIA but that might change depending on the situation on the ground. I might end up with the PDF instead as it might be easier. I have never been to Burma before so would appreciate any advice from members who have. You are so full of it bob smith. You should consider taking a 6 month hiatus in a detox and rehabilitation medical center.
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