The Official Manchester United Thread

[RickG16]

Just now, carmine said:

They are very knee jerk aren't they....i remember a few weeks ago and the new Messiah had just managed them to a win over Huddersfield and the next thing they could win the champions league!

 

Believe me, there will only be the same two posters come may.

Nobody who talks any sense has dubbed him 'the new Messiash'. I've always said we shouldn't rush into giving him the job,

[carmine]

1 minute ago, RickG16 said:

Nobody who talks any sense has dubbed him 'the new Messiash'. I've always said we shouldn't rush into giving him the job,

Theres only a couple on this thread that do talk any sense. 

[jellydog]

1 hour ago, carmine said:

Theres only a couple on this thread that do talk any sense. 

I've been surprised that a Man United fan could be as bright and articulate as Sparkles. I just learned that he is a bot.

[RickG16]

23 minutes ago, jellydog said:

I've been surprised that a Man United fan could be as bright and articulate as Sparkles. I just learned that he is a bot.

And what do you contribute?.....When do you leave for South America again? I'll drive you to the airport. 

[Spidey]

5 minutes ago, RickG16 said:

And what do you contribute?.....When do you leave for South America again? I'll drive you to the airport. 

Don't feed the trolls.

[smokie36]

2 hours ago, jellydog said:

I've been surprised that a Man United fan could be as bright and articulate as Sparkles. I just learned that he is a bot.

 

Thursday night brigade on here next season....most of em will disappear back under their bridges.

[RickG16]

18 minutes ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

Thursday night brigade on here next season....most of em will disappear back under their bridges.

Go on then Ronnie.. give us your prediction for this season's Top Four?

[Spidey]

Just now, RickG16 said:

Go on then Ronnie.. give us your prediction for this season's Top Four?

Don't feed the troll.

[champers]

4 hours ago, carmine said:

Theres only a couple on this thread that do talk any sense. 

Thanks Carmine. Happy to help. Who is the other one?

[Spidey]

4 minutes ago, champers said:

Thanks Carmine. Happy to help. Who is the other one?

Well it sure ain't Ronnie Picknose!

[ChipButty]

1 hour ago, champers said:

Thanks Carmine. Happy to help. Who is the other one?

It's me

[RickG16]

9 hours ago, ChipButty said:

Date - Sunday, February 03 2019
Kickoff Time - 1405 Hrs GMT
Venue - King Power Stadium, Leicester

League standings and form guide

6. Manchester United: WWWWD
11. Leicester City: LWLLd

Previous Meetings

Manchester United 2—1 Leicester City

Leicester City 2—2 Manchester United

Manchester United 2—0 Leicester City

Leicester City 0—3 Manchester United

Manchester United 4—1 Leicester City

Have to say I agree with that team. And possibly bring in Dalot and give Young a rest.

[smokie36]

4 hours ago, Spidey said:

Don't feed the troll.

 

Hello BB.

[RickG16]

40 minutes ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

Hello BB.

What's your top four then Ronnie? Don't worry, I won't call you a 'troll' if United aren't in it. 

[ChipButty]

Who would be your Player of the Month?

Manchester United duo Marcus Rashford and Victor Lindelof nominated for player of the month award

Marcus Rashford and Victor Lindelof are up for the Premier League Player of the Month award following their fine Man Utd form.

 

Rashford struck three goals in four games - including the winner at Tottenham - as United enjoyed a near-perfect start to the calendar year. The 21-year-old netted a Goal of the Month contender against Brighton and was also on target in the defeat of Newcastle.

Lindelof has started all seven Premier League games under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and claimed his first United goal to salvage an injury time draw with Burnley on Tuesday. Lindelof helped United keep clean sheets against Newcastle and Spurs.

 

 

 

 

 

[ChipButty]

The players Manchester United and Man City can sign for cheaper this summer

A number of stars across Europe soon to be entering the final 12 months of their contract.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-city-transfers-summer-15766397

[alfieconn]

2 hours ago, ChipButty said:

The players Manchester United and Man City can sign for cheaper this summer

A number of stars across Europe soon to be entering the final 12 months of their contract.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-city-transfers-summer-15766397

So only Utd and City can sign for cheaper this summer ????, what about the rest of the PL ?

Edited February 2, 2019 by alfieconn

[ChipButty]

36 minutes ago, alfieconn said:

So only Utd and City can sign for cheaper this summer ????, what about the rest of the PL ?

It's in the Manchester United thread is it not?

[alfieconn]

9 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

It's in the Manchester United thread is it not?

Yes exactly, so why are you mentioning City ?

 

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The players Manchester United and Man City can sign for cheaper this summer

 

[ChipButty]

Woodward: Hey Ole you're able to get our team to kick the ball into the opponents net, past the other goaltender. I'm impressed. Ole: thanks boss. Can I have the job full time now because it's so cold back in Norway. Woodward: sure thing Ole. 5 year contract ok? We have to tour all over the world each summer though, all right? Ole: No problem Ed, cheers, btw I think I can get a Norwegian fish canning company to sponsor our bootlaces. Woodward: great, you're getting back into the United way. Well done and good luck with the soccer matches.

[carmine]

19 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Woodward: Hey Ole you're able to get our team to kick the ball into the opponents net, past the other goaltender. I'm impressed. Ole: thanks boss. Can I have the job full time now because it's so cold back in Norway. Woodward: sure thing Ole. 5 year contract ok? We have to tour all over the world each summer though, all right? Ole: No problem Ed, cheers, btw I think I can get a Norwegian fish canning company to sponsor our bootlaces. Woodward: great, you're getting back into the United way. Well done and good luck with the soccer matches.

Have you been drinking?????

[ChipButty]

Too early for me

[ChipButty]

fun to be had with the bet365 bet builder. Paul Pogba (six in his last seven games) to score at anytime, Luke Shaw (United's most-booked player) to pick up a yellow card, over three total goals in the game and United to win returns 33/1.

[RickG16]

16 minutes ago, carmine said:

Have you been drinking?????

Forget Duncan Castles... Chip Butty has the inside track on these things. 

[smokie36]

38 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

fun to be had with the bet365 bet builder. Paul Pogba (six in his last seven games) to score at anytime, Luke Shaw (United's most-booked player) to pick up a yellow card, over three total goals in the game and United to win returns 33/1.

 

Let us know when you lose as well lad.

[ChipButty]

Manchester United consider internal appointment for Director of Football position as ally of Mauricio Pochettino is ruled out

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6661799/Manchester-United-consider-internal-appointment-Director-Football-position.html

 

Give the job to Ed Van der Sar. He has done wonders at Ajax.

[ChipButty]

Well done to England Rugby great result

[champers]

53 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Well done to England Rugby great result

Off topic!!!

Set up a new thread away from the Football forum for egg hiding.

[ChipButty]

4 minutes ago, champers said:

Off topic!!!

Set up a new thread away from the Football forum for egg hiding.

Just thought I would mention it to the boys bye the way

[champers]

Don't mention the cricket.