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Noodle vendor claims they urinated in the broth "to cure muscle aches"


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3 hours ago, sherwood said:

What? I do it every time the in-laws come around for a feed, uninvited, have not had a complaint about aches and pains. 555

 

Do they offer compliments for the food?

 

 

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3 hours ago, jlwilliamsjr18 said:

Gandhi drank his own urine... what you don't know, won't hurt you. Now imagine what else might be in the food.  Confession, I used to put stuff in burgers when I was a teen at McD's.  It wasn't very nice, but at the time, I thought it was cool.  Why... at time the Vietnam war was full swing and most of the lunch customers were big mouth Marines.  

I don't know if you ever heard of the word 'carma'...Most likely that these days you are being fed with ching chong every day by one of your loved ones. But don't worry. You'll get higher doses when you get old and vulnerable.

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I'v seen many an episode of programmes like "Kitchens from hell"...in the West that would make urine in the cooking look pretty mild (particularly in food that was handed back with complaints). 

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I once had a food hall meal which came with soup. The soup smelled strongly of human urine. Needless to say I did not eat the soup!

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Research suggests that drinking urine can introduce bacteria, toxins, and other harmful substances into your bloodstream. It can even place undue stress on your kidneys.

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I've enjoyed reading all hilarious responses

But I can hear my wife cooking in her Thai kitchen

So I will just sneak out to check her under garments aren' t around her ankles

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chinese like eggs boiled in pee, i can see this vendor

is catching on and cater to chinese tourists.

theres an ocean of ancient chinese 

traditional medicine yet to be catalog,

... for better or worse

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Reminds me of the old limerick:
There was an old man from Dundee
Who liked the taste of pee
When they asked him why
He did reply
It's because of the vitamin C

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Noodle vendor claims they urinated in into the broth "to cure customers' muscle aches"

I'm sure the vendor wasn't sitting or standing in the broth to cure his or her "muscle aches". On the other hand...

Posted
19 hours ago, gunderhill said:

Rubbish, I  put some T Rex  repellent  guaranteed  to work on my  lawn and it does, havent seen one T  rex in  20  years, only $50 a  bottle, with lifetime guarantee.

I'll sell you a bottle of Whisky too.... add a single tot to a watering can and your grass comes up "half-cut"

only $20

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when urine a foreign country you must understand different culture and not take the pis s. whoever leaked this probably never spent a penny at the shop. doesn't take a whizz to figure out the story is a wee bit silly. Just doesn't pass water with me. 

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20 hours ago, lordblackader said:

What a pissy thing to do. 

555.. The famous boxer Manuel Marquez drank his own pee and eventually knocked out Manny Pacquiao. Maybe urine is good in healing body aches too? 55

Posted
11 hours ago, choff56 said:

Urine, better than sugar.

With the amount of sugar Thais ingest the urine is probably still sweeter than coke with fifty heaps of sugar in it. 

Posted
12 hours ago, katana said:

Reminds me of the old limerick:
There was an old man from Dundee
Who liked the taste of pee
When they asked him why
He did reply
It's because of the vitamin C

True.

Here was a geezer from Wales,

he used to p*ss into his ale.

He became a short runt 

and a right bitter c*nt.

 

He currently drinks Leo.

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