Diary of a farang in Isaan

[HighPriority]

47 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I think the user name 'Hoots Mon' would be appropriate.

As for the avatar, judging from Owl's posts -  what kind of creature could give a withering look and strike terror at 200 metres?

Everyone’s wife ?

[Kadilo]

4 hours ago, owl sees all said:

.

 

Her name is Ting. Don't know why she has not be snuffled up. 

 

 

Because her second name is Tong

[bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Kadilo said:

6 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Her name is Ting. Don't know why she has not be snuffled up.

Because her second name is Tong

'snuffled up'   It sounds like she might have a cold?

[Kadilo]

He seems keen on the Hat Lady ..........looks like he’s trying to Bowler over. 

[bluesofa]

56 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

He seems keen on the Hat Lady ..........looks like he’s trying to Bowler over. 

I think you've probably 'peaked' with that one.

[faraday]

8 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I think you've probably 'peaked' with that one.

 Owl's just on the brim....

[bluesofa]

14 minutes ago, faraday said:

 Owl's just on the brim....

Something like hat will get you band.

[Odysseus123]

Hat ladies can be awesome but a good cigar's a smoke..

 

[FarFlungFalang]

30 minutes ago, faraday said:

 Owl's just on the brim....

He's a fish fancier of course he's on the Bream.

[faraday]

If you want to get a head, get a hat.

 

(but don't wear it in the rice field)

 

[bluesofa]

10 minutes ago, faraday said:

If you want to get a head, get a hat.

 

(but don't wear it in the rice field)

 

Or, as the doctor said to my girlfriend, "If the cap fits, wear it."

[faraday]

18 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Or, as the doctor said to my girlfriend, "If the cap fits, wear it."

 Was she Dutch?

[Odysseus123]

21 minutes ago, faraday said:

 Was she Dutch?

Only if she was wearing clogs as well..

 

Well we are certainly building up a 'mosaic' of Owl's romantic rituals..what a profile!

 

They have,apparently,got something to do with solar panels as well..????

[sotonowl]

13 hours ago, faraday said:

Yea, c'mon Owl, let's 'ave a pic of the hat lady....maybe 711 lady too..na??

 

Which vaccine did you have Soon?

I had the Pfizer one, which surprised me TBH. Thought it would have been the Oxford.

[sotonowl]

9 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Mrs Owl has taken to looking at my pics I take for the thread. So I have to be careful.

Burner phone required Owl.

[Andrew Dwyer]

27 minutes ago, sotonowl said:

Burner phone required Owl.

I hope all you egging him on are gonna take responsibility when he stops posting and a new member called “ Hoots Mon “ posts a photo of a pink hat floating in number 5 pond !! ????

[chickenslegs]

10 hours ago, bannork said:

It's a small step from looking at the pictures to reading the text. I expect Mrs Owl is contemplating joining Thai Visa right now. What do you think will be her name and avatar Owl. By the way, I would appreciate a drone pic of that solar cell place 

You can find the solar farm on Google Earth - coordinates 17.808400 x 103.048580

[bannork]

Owl's post about the shop lady reminded me of a middle-aged crisis I went through some years back. It's a chapter from my second book' Thai Times' . It began on a train, 5555.

Mystery Train Chapter .docx

[Bredbury Blue]

On 2/12/2021 at 10:13 AM, owl sees all said:

 

Not my Lady Bluesofa. Not an untruthful thought in her head. Anyway, I'm not that interested in finding out her exact age. Just want a nice lady to pillow-talk (so to speak) about footy, fishing and trees. She could be what I'm after.

 

Her name is Ting. Don't know why she has not be snuffled up. I think she is a little shy around mature men.

 

Mrs Owl has taken to looking at my pics I take for the thread. So I have to be careful.

I think you'll have to open a 2nd (bogus) thread just in case the wife wants to know what you do with the pics; you can't be too carefu where thai women are involved. I'm sure the usual wags can come up with a suitable title for the thread.

[voulez vous]

On 1/23/2021 at 3:10 AM, Odysseus123 said:

Well m'sieur..

 

Your stirring speech put me in mind of this stirring song..(albeit about 200 years old..)

 

 

Thanks for that Mr Ody.

 

Certainly puts lead in any true French man's pencil.

 

Yuliette likes it too. Gets into a nice rhythm while it's playing.

 

Mr Owl is out of action for a while. I am sure he will email me content and pictures during the next two weeks.

 

 

Edited February 13, 2021 by voulez vous

[Odysseus123]

11 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

MR Owl is out of action for a while. I am sure he will email me content and pictures during the next two weeks.

Oh geez...not again!

 

Always a pleasure talking with you Monsieur Vol-au-Vent...

[voulez vous]

28 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Oh geez...not again!

 

Always a pleasure talking with you Monsieur Vol-au-Vent...

Thank you Mr Ody.

 

I blame his new computer. He downloaded this application that transfers thoughts into type. That could be dangerous for some of the more - shall we say - thoughtful. Especially when there are unlimited quantities of reishi wine at the ready.

 

He will be back in full swing on the 26th of February.

Edited February 13, 2021 by voulez vous

[Kadilo]

Two weeks! Nawty Ol Owl. Has he been a twit twoo again?

[Odysseus123]

6 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

Two weeks! Nawty Ol Owl. Has he been a twit twoo again?

Should be tied to "the triangle" and given a thorough flogging..

 

T'was the only way the Royal Barking Regiment could keep the Dagenham boys in line in the 19th century.

 

We have gone way beyond Field Punishment No 1.

Edited February 13, 2021 by Odysseus123

[Golden Triangle]

Lordy lordy Mr Owl not again, see you in a couple of weeks ????????

[faraday]

What’s an Owl’s favourite Party food?

Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream.

 

 

[bluesofa]

7 minutes ago, faraday said:

What’s an Owl’s favourite Party food?

Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream.

'Vole’avaunts'  You'll be for the high jump saying thing like that:

[bluesofa]

double 'post'

Edited February 13, 2021 by bluesofa

[bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Golden Triangle said:

Lordy lordy Mr Owl not again, see you in a couple of weeks ????????

"I've been looking for a word for two weeks now," said the crossword enthusiast.

"How about a fortnight?" said his friend.

[FarFlungFalang]

14 hours ago, bluesofa said:

'Vole’avaunts'  You'll be for the high jump saying thing like that:

I've heard mister Owl prefers the "Fosbury flop" technique of posting.