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Coming Soon to the AN ChatGPT System - You will be amazed!

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Very good joke for a first april !

 

 

Who want to read comments created by nobody (computer) ?

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    That's when I say goodbye AN

  • What an incredibly bad idea! What is the point of a forum where replies are auto-generated? Does this mean that we can expect even more repetitive replies such as "500 Baht fine and a w

  • They've obviously been field testing this under username Liverpool Lou

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13 minutes ago, harrycallahan said:

What if AI programs it? 

 

See 'Singularity'. 

Then it will quickly disappear head first up it's own backside.

So, in the future Asean News will no longer need moderators, because AI will write posts with built-in censorship parameters and select News items according to a rule set. He who sets the rules determines what is "appropriate reading" for membership. A most benevolent authority...

Do you really think your membership is interested in watching AI bantering with AI? Are we that mindless in your opinion?

Maybe the membership should also be replaced entirely with AI, like this you can make it a closed loop and control all input/output. 

The next step is creating AI money, because that's what your advertisers will pay you with.

Good Luck

(ChatGPT wrote this little snippet, because I was too dumbed down for the task...)

 

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This post has been deleted by ChatGBT moderator!

Please note new guidelines for posting and adhere strictly to them.

Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice.

Don't forget that we know who you are and you WILL be punished.

I give AN full credit for this dystopian post as it appears to have fooled an awful lot of posters.

Today's date is, of course,..........

8 minutes ago, loong said:

Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice.

Why have most posts not been deleted in the past as I have seen little sign of any intelligence (apart from mine of course) on this site either real or artificial.  ????

 

Ps;  I do hope this whole thread is just an April Fool thread!

 

18 minutes ago, loong said:

This post has been deleted by ChatGBT moderator!

Please note new guidelines for posting and adhere strictly to them.

Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice.

Don't forget that we know who you are and you WILL be punished.

It's ChatGPT

 

sheesh...

25 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

It's ChatGPT

 

sheesh...

 

I'll report the error to the developers. Just can't get the staff machines these days.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

15 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

I'll report the error to the developers. Just can't get the staff machines these days.

That would be robot B-9 to repremand R2D2 on level 4 cybertron dept.

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20 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

That would be robot B-9 to repremand R2D2 on level 4 cybertron dept.

 

Which one was that again?

 

El nuevo superordenador de Azure está pensado para entrenar a ChatGPT.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

3 hours ago, Muhendis said:

If this AI thing is not a joke then it would be good to remember that any computer program is only as good as the people that program it.

Yepper, reminds what I leant many years ago when I was first learning to program:

 

'Garbage In = Garbage Out'

Duh!  To all the outraged posters, check your calendar!!

2 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Duh!  To all the outraged posters, check your calendar!!

Indeed, it's past 12.00 now.  Probably one of their best!

8 hours ago, Bangkok Barry said:

Isn't this similar to the automated phone answer systems that have people tearing their hair out in frustration? No human interaction, no-one to contact in the case of an inadequate answer? The world continues to go into reverse.

 


 

Or the "Live chat" you can have on a bank or airline website which NEVER provides anything other than standard one or 2 line autogenerated "answers" to the most regularly (moronic) asked questions  

But 99% never anything exactly related to.your query !

Pathetic !

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12 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

That's when I say goodbye AN

To be honest I much preferred the forum when it was Thai Visa......seeing the same 'news' every day for weeks doesn't do it for me. I'll be leaving too.

Maybe same system as in comic shows.... peep, boing, toing....and of course to control ....

2 hours ago, dingdongrb said:

'Garbage In = Garbage Out'

Minor correction if you would excuse me

Garbage In = Garbage Out²

 

52 minutes ago, Muhendis said:

Minor correction if you would excuse me

Garbage In = Garbage Out²

 

Or as we used to say "Nino syndrome" 

Nonsense in nonsense out. ????

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25 minutes ago, Felton Jarvis said:

April Fools

For believing the so called oxymoron of Artificial Intelligence is real!

So, that will mean on more than one occasion the thread I am reading I know a bit about it, and not all the facts are correct, so will the facts now be more correct, I not going to hold my breath. 

 

 

In my world of working with dairy cattle this is known as AI, Artificial Insemination.

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Will the replies still use the very impersonal "somebody" title??? ????

For 2023 years we have done without this rubbish, there's no reason I need it now! Thank you! :jap:

Is it intelligent enough to rid us of annoying, widely hated pop up advertising???

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