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i  have never caught crabs in 30, years of bonking in los which is strange considering the casual bonking going on 

so where are those crabs >?

mates also have never caught crabs ,,very strange 

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13 minutes ago, NoDisplayName said:

I caught crabs in my garage of all places.

 

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And I thought you meant you were riding a local bike in the garage without the proper protection!

????

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Plenty of nastier things to catch in SE Asia.

 

Practical advice: crabs are easily removed from one's genitals by using plain white vinegar.

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18 minutes ago, bignok said:

What are crabs?

In this context - pubic lice;-

 

Pubic lice - syn. pediculosis pubis

 

Also shown in the photo are their eggs "cemented" to the hairs. Dry, clean hairs are preferred, greasy ones not so - difficulty in "cementing" egg to greasy hair. 

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36 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

I was doing fine just reading the comments and then you showed a pic. I spit out half my breakfast. (I've never had them, thankfully, but gee they give me the creeps).

Apologies, and very sorry to have spoilt your breakfast. Not crab paste on toast by any chance? Have an enjoyable day and cheers!

 

Shippam's Classic Crab Spread 75g – Blighty's British Store

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2 hours ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

I was doing fine just reading the comments and then you showed a pic. I spit out half my breakfast. (I've never had them, thankfully, but gee they give me the creeps).

Breakfast at 1.30pm ?

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3 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

In this context - pubic lice;-

 

Pubic lice - syn. pediculosis pubis

 

Also shown in the photo are their eggs "cemented" to the hairs. Dry, clean hairs are preferred, greasy ones not so - difficulty in "cementing" egg to greasy hair. 

So you're saying an oil massage a day keeps the crabs away?

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Red hot needle worked. 

They are here alright, when I got a couple I was still  "very active "

so no idea from whom they came. 555

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11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Plenty of nastier things to catch in SE Asia.

True -- malaria, dengue

 

11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

 

Practical advice: crabs are easily removed from one's genitals by using plain white vinegar.

Finally, I've found a use for that bottle my EX left in my kitchen!

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12 hours ago, Joe Farang said:

Is it crabs or lobsters that walk sideways?

"Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walkin' sideways

Sideway walkin'

Give me the blues" 

 

AC/DC - Crabsody in Blue 

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13 hours ago, lamyai3 said:

"Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walkin' sideways

Sideway walkin'

Give me the blues" 

 

AC/DC - Crabsody in Blue 

That's ok then, I've got Lobsters

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