i  have never caught crabs in 30, years of bonking in los which is strange considering the casual bonking going on 

so where are those crabs >?

mates also have never caught crabs ,,very strange 

Maybe because so many people shave these days

I caught crabs in my garage of all places.

 

13 minutes ago, NoDisplayName said:

I caught crabs in my garage of all places.

 

And I thought you meant you were riding a local bike in the garage without the proper protection!

????

1 hour ago, scubascuba3 said:

Maybe because so many people shave these days

Another endangered species due to deforestation

Used to see a lot of crabs walking around our village in Issan.

Not seen any for a long time.

Try sea-food markets......

Plenty of crab farms in the east coast

I have seen many types of crab locally,

Garlic crab, chilli crab, steamed crab

I was having sex with a woman and I was grinding really hard.  She screams, "Don't stop!"  I ask her, "Am I that good?"  She replied, "No but I think you're killing the crabs."
 

My wife has crabs

Plenty of nastier things to catch in SE Asia.

 

Practical advice: crabs are easily removed from one's genitals by using plain white vinegar.

What are crabs?

18 minutes ago, bignok said:

What are crabs?

In this context - pubic lice;-

 

 

Also shown in the photo are their eggs "cemented" to the hairs. Dry, clean hairs are preferred, greasy ones not so - difficulty in "cementing" egg to greasy hair. 

30 minutes ago, bignok said:

What are crabs?

When a man and a lady love eachother very much....

48 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Plenty of nastier things to catch in SE Asia.

 

Practical advice: crabs are easily removed from one's genitals by using plain white vinegar.

If that doesn't pickle your onions nothing will.

25 minutes ago, Burma Bill said:

In this context - pubic lice;-

 

Also shown in the photo are their eggs "cemented" to the hairs. Dry, clean hairs are preferred, greasy ones not so - difficulty in "cementing" egg to greasy hair. 

I was doing fine just reading the comments and then you showed a pic. I spit out half my breakfast. (I've never had them, thankfully, but gee they give me the creeps).

Is it crabs or lobsters that walk sideways?

got them once the night before a 2500 km motorcycle trip up and down the country. that was 20 years ago

Inconvenient.

36 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

I was doing fine just reading the comments and then you showed a pic. I spit out half my breakfast. (I've never had them, thankfully, but gee they give me the creeps).

Apologies, and very sorry to have spoilt your breakfast. Not crab paste on toast by any chance? Have an enjoyable day and cheers!

 

2 hours ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

I was doing fine just reading the comments and then you showed a pic. I spit out half my breakfast. (I've never had them, thankfully, but gee they give me the creeps).

Breakfast at 1.30pm ?

3 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

In this context - pubic lice;-

 

 

Also shown in the photo are their eggs "cemented" to the hairs. Dry, clean hairs are preferred, greasy ones not so - difficulty in "cementing" egg to greasy hair. 

So you're saying an oil massage a day keeps the crabs away?

20 minutes ago, wolf81 said:

So you're saying an oil massage a day keeps the crabs away?

No they just won't itch as much!

Beware of the ladies w/fishnet stockings.

Start worrying when the rash and itch appears.

Change your habits.

Red hot needle worked. 

They are here alright, when I got a couple I was still  "very active "

so no idea from whom they came. 555

11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Plenty of nastier things to catch in SE Asia.

True -- malaria, dengue

 

11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

 

Practical advice: crabs are easily removed from one's genitals by using plain white vinegar.

Finally, I've found a use for that bottle my EX left in my kitchen!

12 hours ago, Joe Farang said:

Is it crabs or lobsters that walk sideways?

"Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walkin' sideways

Sideway walkin'

Give me the blues" 

 

AC/DC - Crabsody in Blue 

13 hours ago, lamyai3 said:

"Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walkin' sideways

Sideway walkin'

Give me the blues" 

 

AC/DC - Crabsody in Blue 

That's ok then, I've got Lobsters