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On 6/16/2023 at 8:31 PM, scottiejohn said:

What about the "straight" female members of the AN community?

They might (re)considering their options also!

Many str8 females (many countries) head for Bali to find a Bali beach boy holiday bf. I read this is popular with Australian, Japanese, Korean females and many from Europe.

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On 6/16/2023 at 4:33 PM, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Id post mine up here but the Thai Penal Code forbids me.......the thai ladies call me "Jumbo" ????

That's not how you spell 'penile code'

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On 6/16/2023 at 3:33 PM, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Id post mine up here but the Thai Penal Code forbids me.......the thai ladies call me "Jumbo" ????

...because you've been replaced by a bigger one ????

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Aye being a Scot myself and having worn a kilt since the age of 7, there are two things that need clarification.

1. The cold winds do not blow up under the kilt, that's why we wear them to keep warm. Sometimes we wish we had a cooling breeze.

2. Whats worn under the kilt, my answers are either, if a good young lass asks, I normally say, Mam give me your hand? If a man asks, my answer is, lipstick of course.

Lastly, as the true Scots say, 'Tis nae the length nor the breadth that counts, but the squirt.

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On 6/16/2023 at 4:20 PM, Crossy said:

It's not the size of the waves ...

 

As the songs says.'It ain't what you do, but the way that you do it.' Maybe 'It ain't what you got, but the way that you use it,' applies here.????

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You Brit and US fellow, "always look at bright side of life": Thailand is stated as only 4.51 inches...????

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41 minutes ago, kwak250 said:

How would you know?

Half the time, the Brits and Yanks can't even see it.

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1 hour ago, Gandtee said:

As the songs says.'It ain't what you do, but the way that you do it.' Maybe 'It ain't what you got, but the way that you use it,' applies here.????

Personality, age, shape, awesome, great, financial secured, social, so many things that needs to match before your size of willy matters. 

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On 6/16/2023 at 2:50 PM, Reginald Prewster said:

I got one like a horse...

 

Not so big but so dirty.. 

Don't the four legs and hooves get in the way?

I assume you are fitted with a custom saddle as well. Does it like carrots and apples or only peaches?

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I once spoke to a very attractive young lady who had researched this at university, finding Scots men and American Red Indians rated numbers 1&2. On departing she asked my name, I replied Tonto McTavish 

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I once spoke to a very attractive young lady who had researched this at university, finding Scots men and American Red Indians rated numbers 1&2. On departing she asked my name, I replied Tonto McTavish 

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On 6/16/2023 at 7:31 PM, scottiejohn said:

Makes them stronger and bigger!

Remember what they say "There is nothing worn under a Scotsman's kilt; it is all in perfect working order!

And of course " if it's a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald!"

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On 6/16/2023 at 8:02 PM, gargamon said:

I guess that explains all the Harley Davidson riders in the US. 

yeah overcompensation mak mak ????????????????

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One of my friends saw his doctor the other day and he had to tell her that one of his concerns was that when he looked down at his feet, he could not see his little fella.

She looked at him and said, " Diet".

His reply was great, he asked her what colour she thought would look good?

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