Now...where was I?

2 hours ago, Peterphuket said:

No, with some vibrators you'll have to change the batteries at the front.

Reminds me of the woman doing online shopping who phones an adult store.

 

Woman: I want to buy a vibrator.

 

Store: Certainly madam, which model would would you like?

 

Woman: I want the red one on the wall.

 

Store: Madam, that's our fire extinguisher.

Hmmm… i bet he hated it when this happened ?

10 hours ago, bbko said:

I worked in Emergency room for many years and every so often someone would need intervention for their sexual habits. Some of the excused they came up with on how their situation came to be were hilarious.

Please let us in to some of it !

6 hours ago, bignok said:

Happened to me 5 days in a row

All Coke bottles? 

10 minutes ago, ravip said:

All Coke bottles? 

With different amounts of coke left inside so that when a poo passed it played a little melody.

9 hours ago, Scott said:

Troll post reported and removed.

 

How can any post on this be troll ? I'd say it's open season.

Happy ending  ????????  

Well, the two EMS guys will be having a right laugh tonight whilst sat having their food with the family!

 

I bet the guy hopes he doesn't bump into these two in Lotus whilst he's out getting the weekly shopping.

 

You got to love the mirth on their faces, they are doing their best and struggling to stop themselves rolling around on the floor.

11 hours ago, Gecko123 said:

Respect. Could not have been a psychologically pleasant task to perform.

Hope the nurses were lady boys. 

This is Pattaya after all, the sex Disneyland of Thailand! 

4 hours ago, Deli said:

The 2 guys look like Laurel & Hardy

That was my first thought too, perhaps we are a little older.

1 hour ago, Denim said:

With different amounts of coke left inside so that when a poo passed it played a little melody.

You think too much

Why are so many sexual deviants / degenerates from these artsy-fartsy euro countries like Switzerland and France?

 

An American would have just grit his teeth and waited for the erection pills to pass, not call for Somchai with an angle grinder. Weak!

8 hours ago, bignok said:

Like fell over in bathroom onto a coke bottle?

Real one I heard from a doc pal, had a shower and while drying hair fell onto the fruit bowl! 

3 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

Real one I heard from a doc pal, had a shower and while drying hair fell onto the fruit bowl! 

Durian?

12 hours ago, peter zwart said:

Sick F.....

If he (or she) is not hurting or threatening you then not your call.

6 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

Real one I heard from a doc pal, had a shower and while drying hair fell onto the fruit bowl! 

Did he consume much fruit?

3 minutes ago, nauseus said:

Durian?

Pineapple

12 hours ago, stoner said:

isn't that a dick ring.

Viagra would have been a better option. 

1 hour ago, kennw said:

Hope the nurses were lady boys. 

why?

Just had to read this headline. 

How does this work as a chasity device? 

Does it have a cage thats not shown?

Kinda hard to imagine how they got a saw blade in there.  One cut and then they opened the ring?  

Whatever floats your boat no dissing from me. 

14 minutes ago, Elkski said:

Just had to read this headline. 

How does this work as a chasity device? 

Does it have a cage thats not shown?

Kinda hard to imagine how they got a saw blade in there.  One cut and then they opened the ring?  

Whatever floats your boat no dissing from me. 

They probably wedged a piece of metal between the penis and the ring, then cut it from the outside. The metal plate protected his penis from the blade at the end when the cut was almost complete.

 

The thing about these devices is that the member can swell and the blood can’t exit back out for normal size again, so even if the ring fits at first you may still need a bigger size.

5 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

They probably wedged a piece of metal between the penis and the ring, then cut it from the outside. The metal plate protected his penis from the blade at the end when the cut was almost complete.

 

The thing about these devices is that the member can swell and the blood can’t exit back out for normal size again, so even if the ring fits at first you may still need a bigger size.

You know too much

What a 'Plonker' 555

1 hour ago, Neeranam said:

Real one I heard from a doc pal, had a shower and while drying hair fell onto the fruit bowl! 

one would expect a doctor to know better than to be anywhere near a fruit bowl when naked, especially when drying his hair.  considering how common these "accidents" apparently are. 

Name and Shame him lol

11 hours ago, ravip said:

A chastity device = sexual paraphernalia?

That's forbidden in Thailand....

1 hour ago, Bday Prang said:

one would expect a doctor to know better than to be anywhere near a fruit bowl when naked, especially when drying his hair.  considering how common these "accidents" apparently are. 

Who said my pal was a man?

2 hours ago, Elkski said:

Kinda hard to imagine how they got a saw blade in there.  One cut and then they opened the ring?  

There's a device used in Emergency Rooms called a "ring cutter", it's a small hand tool that operates similar to a can opener, turn the knob (no pun intended) and the wheel cuts through the metal.