Goodbye Mammaries, Hello Chastity!

[GammaGlobulin]

Years ago, I said NO to looking at the female form.

Now, I am happier.

 

For one thing, I am at less risk of losing my house.

 

And, I can still look at the mammaries sculpted by this guy:

 

 

Far better to not get involved, than to lose a house or two, or even your ....

Thing....

 

I have grown wise in my old age.

I can still pleasure a woman, but I would not risk it.

 

What about you?

 

 

 

 

[Gottfrid]

Yeah, I guess some risks you just got to take to be a man. ???? 

[GammaGlobulin]

20 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Yeah, I guess some risks you just got to take to be a man. ???? 

I have just one question for you...

 

How MANY houses have you lost in proving your manhood?

 

 

[Olmate]

 

20 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have just one question for you...

 

How MANY houses have you lost in proving your manhood?

 

 

'Stiff titties' as MaAnand often said! 

[sammieuk1]

I'm with Morrissey on this one "oh let me get my hands on your mammary glands"  Hansom Devil ????

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, Olmate said:

 

'Stiff titties' as MaAnand often said! 

As I often say...

 

You Play

You PAY!

 

Ups to YOU!

 

BUT, in the end...

You ALWAYS pay...

 

As Lou said....

 

"Night and day, day and night
How the ladies pay
Day and night, night and day
How the ladies pay
Day and night now
Night and day and now
How they pay now
Oh, how they pay now"

 

 

 

I 

LOVE

WOMEN!

 

And

 

Women

LOVE...

 

ME!

 

 

 

 

[Gottfrid]

44 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have just one question for you...

 

How MANY houses have you lost in proving your manhood?

 

 

You must be lost? I have not lost any house. Why are you posting about a need to prove manhood. For most people this is an automatic function in life. Just because you get older and starting to become impotent, does only mean you are changing. Not the world around you.

Your comment is delusional at best. What you are talking about is people coming to Thailand, and falling in love with the first girl that touches them. Usually a bar girl. Another option is to be stupid and do things too quick. Before I built a house, I was living together with my wife for a little bit over 10 years, renting and still having a good life. Today same, but now in a house having a good life 5 years after. So, nothing has changed.

The only ones who have the specific problem you are lifting out in the light is stupid losers that can´t protect themselves, no thinking capacity and living a life where stupidity rules. Unfortunately, it seems like the world is full of that kind.

[JayClay]

Again?

[HappyExpat57]

I thought you were going to write about getting an old man breast reduction.

[hellohello123]

If the human being has mammaries and a penis does that count?

[HappyExpat57]

1 hour ago, hellohello123 said:

If the human being has mammaries and a penis does that count?

I would venture to say that represents the majority of people reading this right now.

[Skeptic7]

Juggs Forever❗????

[bob smith]

You literally have no originality whatsoever. You are now resorting to stealing other peoples OP headings..

 

just how low will you sink?

[HappyExpat57]

36 minutes ago, bob smith said:

You literally have no originality whatsoever. You are now resorting to stealing other peoples OP headings..

 

just how low will you sink?

You need a beer or ten.

[impulse]

10 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

The only ones who have the specific problem you are lifting out in the light is stupid losers that can´t protect themselves, no thinking capacity and living a life where stupidity rules.

I think you're being a little harsh there, underestimating the "long game" skills of Thai women.  I've even seen YouTubes of Isaan women who get paid to train girls for a life of sucking money out of foreign men.  (If the translations were accurate, or they may have been showing how to cook western food).  The gist of the ones I've seen is to focus on the end goal, even if it takes years of faking it to get there. 

 

One of my favorite mantras is The best paying, most secure job available to many Thai women is "mother of some foreigner's kid" 

 

Other than the old snip-snip (or total abstinence), there's no way to prevent a determined woman from getting pregnant, on either side of the pond.  I've actually broken it off with western women when I feared they wanted to be married so bad that I had to inspect my condoms for pinholes.

 

So I have a lot of compassion for the 60+ year old guys I see wheeling their toddlers around BKK in strollers.  I knew several of them.  And though they loved their kids, having them wasn't in their retirement plans.

 

BTW, I'm absolutely not painting all Thai women with that brush.  Most of the women I worked with in Thailand were great.  But they were professionals with good jobs.

 

[stoner]

A$AP Rocky said it best

 

i love bad bitch*s and that's a f'ing problem...and ya i like to f thats a fing problem. 

[Olmate]

5 minutes ago, impulse said:

Most of the women I worked with in Thailand were great.  But they were professionals with good jobs.

 

Yeah, mines different too! ????

[impulse]

5 minutes ago, Olmate said:

13 minutes ago, impulse said:

Most of the women I worked with in Thailand were great.  But they were professionals with good jobs.

 

Yeah, mines different too!

I didn't have one.

 

But yes, I'd theorize that Thai women making well over a thousand USD a month (some of them way over) are different from a country girl whose best prospect back home is hoeing rice for 300 baht on a good day.

 

 

[Gottfrid]

1 hour ago, impulse said:

I think you're being a little harsh there, underestimating the "long game" skills of Thai women.  I've even seen YouTubes of Isaan women who get paid to train girls for a life of sucking money out of foreign men.  (If the translations were accurate, or they may have been showing how to cook western food).  The gist of the ones I've seen is to focus on the end goal, even if it takes years of faking it to get there. 

 

One of my favorite mantras is The best paying, most secure job available to many Thai women is "mother of some foreigner's kid" 

 

Other than the old snip-snip (or total abstinence), there's no way to prevent a determined woman from getting pregnant, on either side of the pond.  I've actually broken it off with western women when I feared they wanted to be married so bad that I had to inspect my condoms for pinholes.

 

So I have a lot of compassion for the 60+ year old guys I see wheeling their toddlers around BKK in strollers.  I knew several of them.  And though they loved their kids, having them wasn't in their retirement plans.

 

BTW, I'm absolutely not painting all Thai women with that brush.  Most of the women I worked with in Thailand were great.  But they were professionals with good jobs.

 

Sounds to me you are qualifying for the box of the ones who got burned. So, if a woman can´t be stopped if want to get pregnant, so be it. If you already discussed that you do not want any children, then she have to respect that. If she don´t, it´s up to her. You don´t need to be there. Neither do you need to lose any house or money if you do not wish. It all comes down to being a little bit smart, use the brain. Instead of just finding a reason why it happens bad things to me. Blaming the women seems to be very easy for silly foreigners. Better blame yourself for your misfortune instead.

Unfortunately there is no rule for deportation of foreigner that blames Thais for there misfortune in life. I think I will inform Immigration of that, and see if they can make an amendment. Would be nice to get rid of the complaining and blaming as well as women hating foreigners in Thailand.

[impulse]

7 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Sounds to me you are qualifying for the box of the ones who got burned.

Nope. 

 

TMI, but in 6 years of working in Thailand, I never slept with a Thai woman (or man).  Partly because my Chinese GF of 20+ years owns ducks and a pair of scissors.  (Google it if you don't get the reference)  In fact, at the office, I held her out as my wife when she occasionally came to Thailand, just so there would be no temptations.

 

With my part of the company's budget being in the $millions per month, I also avoided vendors trying to "entertain" me at the usual spots.  Limited my after hours contact to weekend (stag) fishing trips and I always paid just to make sure there was no appearance of conflict.

 

Speaking of vendors, I had a lot of them and that's where I heard a lot of the stories.  They're the guys in their 60's pushing their toddlers around in strollers.  Some paying child support for kids they never get to see.  And they weren't dummies.  It would be arrogant of me to think I'm any smarter.

 

I thought very highly of the Thai men and women I worked with.  But I'm also open to the possibility there's another side I didn't see, having mostly dealt with people who had great jobs.  Making enough money that funds didn't affect their choice of a spouse.  Strangely, very few of them married westerners.

 

 

[Gottfrid]

38 minutes ago, impulse said:

Nope. 

 

TMI, but in 6 years of working in Thailand, I never slept with a Thai woman (or man).  Partly because my Chinese GF of 20+ years owns ducks and a pair of scissors.  (Google it if you don't get the reference)  In fact, at the office, I held her out as my wife when she occasionally came to Thailand, just so there would be no temptations.

 

With my part of the company's budget being in the $millions per month, I also avoided vendors trying to "entertain" me at the usual spots.  Limited my after hours contact to weekend (stag) fishing trips and I always paid just to make sure there was no appearance of conflict.

 

Speaking of vendors, I had a lot of them and that's where I heard a lot of the stories.  They're the guys in their 60's pushing their toddlers around in strollers.  Some paying child support for kids they never get to see.  And they weren't dummies.  It would be arrogant of me to think I'm any smarter.

 

I thought very highly of the Thai men and women I worked with.  But I'm also open to the possibility there's another side I didn't see, having mostly dealt with people who had great jobs.  Making enough money that funds didn't affect their choice of a spouse.  Strangely, very few of them married westerners.

 

 

Ok, I will put my more than 24 years living and also working 13 of these against your 6 years. And, no problem, I have heard such silly references before. It has happened a few times, and after that became all from a joke to a silly threat. So, be my guest and live in fear of your Chinese wife, the scissors and the duck family in the garden. Please, don´t tell me you made a pond for them as well. ????

My god, 6 years in Thailand, and Mr know it all. That´s wonderful! Right now, I am laughing my ar5e off. After that, It sounds like you let yourself have a lot of fun. Hard held by the wife, as you have made totally clear. On the other hand, it´s better that you respect her, than do like many post here acting like pure losers and a55-H´s.

It´s very hard to be forced to pay child support in Thailand, as they not really have any clear laws for that, so it´s very seldom a person gets ordered by the court to pay child support. Even harder to be ordered that as a foreigner. I assume many of them also got fooled by their former spouses to pay or they would get to pay even more if taken to court. They should have gone to court, and then pay smaller or sometimes nothing.

The last thing you post, is very strange. You say that you know that very few married westerners. First one big reason is that westerners are stupid by nature, and most actually find their spouse in the bar. Tragic, actually. After that, it´s not at all strange that very few marry westerners. Look at it this way. There are maybe 150 000 - 200-000 westerners living and/or working in Thailand. There are approx. 70 million Thais. Even if all those got married to a Thai woman, it would still look like a drop in the big ocean.

[Dan O]

3 hours ago, impulse said:

I think you're being a little harsh there, underestimating the "long game" skills of Thai women.  I've even seen YouTubes of Isaan women who get paid to train girls for a life of sucking money out of foreign men.  (If the translations were accurate, or they may have been showing how to cook western food).  The gist of the ones I've seen is to focus on the end goal, even if it takes years of faking it to get there. 

 

One of my favorite mantras is The best paying, most secure job available to many Thai women is "mother of some foreigner's kid" 

 

Other than the old snip-snip (or total abstinence), there's no way to prevent a determined woman from getting pregnant, on either side of the pond.  I've actually broken it off with western women when I feared they wanted to be married so bad that I had to inspect my condoms for pinholes.

 

So I have a lot of compassion for the 60+ year old guys I see wheeling their toddlers around BKK in strollers.  I knew several of them.  And though they loved their kids, having them wasn't in their retirement plans.

 

BTW, I'm absolutely not painting all Thai women with that brush.  Most of the women I worked with in Thailand were great.  But they were professionals with good jobs.

 

going to you tube for your facts is the first problem.

[BTB1977]

Impossible to lose something (money) that you have control over. The wife knows she is out the door if she starts asking (demanding) money. 

[fondue zoo]

On 9/20/2023 at 7:36 PM, impulse said:

there's no way to prevent a determined woman from getting pregnant

chronic halitosis?

aww damn I made the mistake of googling male Chasity belts