What's your favorite insult?

[bob smith]

up yours!

[AboutThaim]

I don't know why so many people pick on BigNob, he's a legend!  A perfect driver according to himself and he steers with his feet!!  I worked that out because with one hand always on his willy and the other always patting himself on the back that's the only way he can steer.  LOL

[VBF]

 

A lovely insult from Tony Hancock in the 1950s

 

 

 

And some others - I know not who they are

 

   

 

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by VBF

[save the frogs]

7 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

Rodney Dangerfield? 

 

 

[Lacessit]

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

up yours!

I prefer the expression " you wouldn't know if I was up you, unless I coughed".

'

[bignok]

8 hours ago, AboutThaim said:

I don't know why so many people pick on BigNob, he's a legend!  A perfect driver according to himself and he steers with his feet!!  I worked that out because with one hand always on his willy and the other always patting himself on the back that's the only way he can steer.  LOL

I drive with my willy

[cdemundo]

9 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

Rodney Dangerfield? 

 

doesn't ring a bell?

 

[ripstanley]

YFK

[nausea]

I fluctuate between Hia and Kwai; when in Rome ... .

[bunnydrops]

I heard this on a construction site. Two guys were having an argument, when one of the guys pulled the end from the retractable measuring tape on his belt and and put it up to the other guy's face, looked down to see what the measurement was, he said " Do you realize you are only 40 inches from being a Cxxx.Sxxxxx?"

[1FinickyOne]

1 hour ago, cdemundo said:

 

doesn't ring a bell?

 

Yeah. He was a comedian not a bell ringer

[geisha]

On 11/12/2023 at 6:00 AM, Morch said:

 

When I first came to Phuket many years ago, a group of us foreigners of all ages and nationalities used to hang out on the beach in Kata at sunset on the beach chairs and have a few Singa’s , our Thai friends would join in , bring snacks etc , they taught us the 2 worse words ( photos above) and had a great time getting us to use them on unsuspecting passers by !! The Thais love a joke , and they were the best times of my Thai life. Sadly , many here don’t agree. I still see my Thai friends once a year and we’ve all grown old together. There’s insults and insults , no need to cause pain or suffering. 

[Yellowtail]

Indeed. It has been my experience that Thais are generally a happy, friendly, honest, fun-loving people. 

[ross163103]

Your mother should have swallowed you.

[RocketDog]

Your mother wears army boots.

[Captain Monday]

 

Little guy was quite an improvisator.

[Yellowtail]

21 hours ago, RocketDog said:

Your mother wears army boots.

Is she Israeli? 

[GammaGlobulin]

On 11/12/2023 at 9:50 AM, Lacessit said:

My son's favorite is "dumb as a can of soup". For a long time, I used "He has the intelligence of an amoeba".

 

My favorite:

 

He's just a BENCHWORK Chemist.

 

Knows nothing about Theoretical Chemistry.

 

Has not a clue about Quantum Chemistry, which is now the basis for Biochem, Organic Chem, and Inorganic Chem, too.

 

This is my favorite insult.

 

Some don't appreciate it, though.

 

FORE!!!!!

 

 

[Lacessit]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

My favorite:

 

He's just a BENCHWORK Chemist.

 

Knows nothing about Theoretical Chemistry.

 

Has not a clue about Quantum Chemistry, which is now the basis for Biochem, Organic Chem, and Inorganic Chem, too.

 

This is my favorite insult.

 

Some don't appreciate it, though.

 

FORE!!!!!

 

 

I was seeking quality insults. Yours gets the guernsey as the most lame. Or perhaps it should be a kimono.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I was seeking quality insults. Yours gets the guernsey as the most lame. Or perhaps it should be a kimono.

 

 

If you REALLY want quality insults, then Don Rickles is your man.

 

However, in my opinion, insult comedy is just NOT your genre....

 

 

[Lacessit]

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

If you REALLY want quality insults, then Don Rickles is your man.

 

However, in my opinion, insult comedy is just NOT your genre....

 

 

Help, I am being flogged with wet lettuce leaves.

Posts without a fair dose of senility are not your genre either.

[GammaGlobulin]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Posts without a fair dose of senility are not your genre either.

 

This makes no sense.

A dose of senility.

A dose of sense.

A dose of the clap?

 

Well, you got two out of three, and two out of three ain't bad.

 

 

[Lacessit]

36 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

This makes no sense.

A dose of senility.

A dose of sense.

A dose of the clap?

 

Well, you got two out of three, and two out of three ain't bad.

 

 

It probably does not make any sense to you, because your reading skills are way behind the amount of nonsensical verbiage you have proved you can produce at the drop of a hat.

Have you managed to seduce one of your super-intelligent 30 yo Japanese women yet?

[bignok]

Can you start talking so I can tell your head from your ass

[bobandyson]

Are you a professional a55hole or just a gifted amateur?

[scottiejohn]

33 minutes ago, bignok said:

Can you start talking so I can tell your head from your ass

Says you talking out of yours as usual!

[scottiejohn]

5 minutes ago, bobandyson said:

Are you a professional a55hole or just a gifted amateur?

I don't think the word "gifted" applies in this instance!

 

PS; Otherwise I believe you to be spot on with your observation!

[bignok]

8 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Says you talking out of yours as usual!

Says the troll. Is it Scott or John?

 

Maybe its both - you have 2 heads

[Captain Monday]

On 11/13/2023 at 8:22 PM, bob smith said:

up yours!

Edited November 25, 2023 by Captain Monday

[Lacessit]

7 hours ago, Captain Monday said:

That really takes me back, it was in use over 60 years ago when I was a trainee.