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4 hours ago, stoner said:

 

on a roll today with the insults. 

 

 

He’s anti Marxist , that brings his credibility  up along with is prose ,me thinks,cut him some …

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19 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Now I know why you follow worst joke ever.:thumbsup:

I do not follow "worst joke ever" as I post in the "worst joke ever" forum regularly, just as I did yesterday!

When did you last post there?

 

PS; I do not "follow" any topics or people!

I use the "all activity function!"

 

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4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Likewise.

 

Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you.

 

If you are Farang.....then...probably...

Forget about it.

 

(All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me.  SERIOUSLY.)

 

 

 

I'm a farang with a Master's with high distinction, so fortunately I don't qualify.

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12 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always...

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go on in what you're doing/writing.

Don't bother what some here might answer. Be yourself.🙏

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@GammaGlobulin Do you write in a 'word' app, and then copy/paste to the forum.  May explain the double spacing, instead of some form of consolidated paragraphs.

 

My writing crime is ... Ellipsis points.   Use to force people to pause, think what they read, or about to read, instead of a simple comma.   Doesn't seem to work, as reading comprehension of many members is quite poor, considering some of the replies I receive.  And repetitive by multiple posters, and does seem to represent they are simply replying to the messenger, instead of the message.

 

Or they are simply speed reading, and inject what the perceive I'd state, instead of what I stated.  Such are forums when you develop ... a fan club :coffee1:  Tell 'em Jimi ...

 

"Now if a 6 turned out to be 9
I don't mind, I don't mind"

 

TROLL ON ... my club members ... TROLL ON 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Crossy said:

@GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>.

 

I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember).

 

It's all part of who we are.

 

NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated!

 

What sort of stuff do you write to make a living, Crossy?

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17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always....

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The fact that I can normally correctly guess that you're the poster of a topic simply by reading the topic title suggests that you do indeed have your own (unique) writing style.

 

However, GG, if you genuinely want to find out how welcome your presence is on here then why not put it to a vote with a simple poll?

 

Go on, I dare you!  

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2 minutes ago, degodasilva said:

 

The fact that I can normally correctly guess that you're the poster of a topic simply by reading the topic title suggests that you do indeed have your own (unique) writing style.

 

However, GG, if you genuinely want to find out how welcome your presence is on here then why not put it to a vote with a simple poll?

 

Go on, I dare you!  

 

this forum will self destruct in 10 seconds.

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17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

That would be a dream come true for many of us, GG.

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18 hours ago, ABCDBKK said:

Dear Gamma,

 

Your verbal tapestry, woven with threads of wit and whimsy, has graced our digital halls with a charm unmatched. Yet, like a rogue comet streaking through the night sky, your brilliance may be too dazzling for some mortal eyes to behold.

 

While your prose pirouettes with the grace of a clumsy ballerina, it seems the audience clamors for a different tune, a quieter stage. Should you choose to heed their call and bid adieu to the virtual amphitheater, know that your absence will be felt, like the echo of laughter in an empty chamber.

 

But fear not, dear wordsmith, for your legacy shall endure, a beacon of mirth in the vast expanse of the internet. And if, perchance, your departure brings solace to those weary souls who seek respite from the cacophony of cyberspace, then let it be a testament to the power of your pen.

 

In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din.

 

With fond regards and a tip of the hat to your literary exploits, adios and hasta la vista baby. 

WOW! Now I really love this writing style... Really.

Thank you!

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16 minutes ago, Scott Tracy said:
18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

What is so good about Aberdeen?

 

Name just ONE THING, if you can.

You're not there?

 

Scott, you needed an exclamation mark after your brief comment.

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23 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always....

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the end his suit fell apart.

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On 2/29/2024 at 5:55 PM, stoner said:

 

on a roll today with the insults. 

 

 

 

I thought nitwit was a rather endearing term, sounding so much nicer than "stupid person" for which it stands.

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Gamma, where are you girlfriend? The silence from you is deafening. It's been nearly 24 hours since the last runny egg you splattered on us. Please don't abandon the cause. It would be too saddening. We need you baby!

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