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Well Now, Breaking News, Lads: Thailand Has Thai Stuffs!

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Right then mates, listen up, because I’m about to drop some proper knowledge that’ll blow your flip-flops clean off. You ready? Thailand -- that country full of Thai people, yeah, you know the one -- well, it’s got the best effin’ Thai food. I know, shocking, isn't it? Pad Thai? Proper bangin'. Green curry? World class. Tom Yum Kung? Mental. Where else you gonna get it, Croydon? Behave yourselves now. 


But wait, there’s more. Thailand’s got the finest beaches in… brace yourself… Thailand! Yeah, you heard it here first. White sand, turquoise water, all that Instagram guff, and you don’t even have to Photoshop out an Aldi from the background.


And the mangoes, oh mates, the mangoes. Sweet, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness, straight from the source. None of that sad, rock-hard supermarket rubbish you get back in Blighty where it feels like you’re gnawin’ on the linin' of your nan's knickers.


Oh, and here’s a shocker: Thai massages in Thailand are the real deal. Madd, innit? Happy ending if you fancy one. Turns out the country that invented it still does it better than Doris-Dentures in Derby with her Groupon deal and her scented candles from IKEA. Who knew?


And hold onto your ballocks for this one boys… Tuk-tuks in Thailand? They’re the absolute best in... Thailand. No contest. Way better too than the rubbish tuk-tuk scene in Milton bloody Keynes. 


And beer? Ah, lads, the Thai elephant beer in Thailand is unbeatable, the best Chang beer you'll find anywhere in the center of SE Asia, hands down. You think you’ve lived until you’ve necked one of those bad boys down your gob while sittin’ under a bunch of flickerin’ LEDs next to a bloke grillin’ squid covered in smoke while sat on the kerb. The mutt's nuts, that is.


Now don’t even get me started on Muay Thai. You want the best Muay Thai in the world? Guess where you’ll find it. Go on, take a wild stab. Not in Stoke, I’ll tell ya that much, bruv.


And finally the temples, mates… Thailand’s got the best Thai temples on the planet. Glitterin’ like treasure chests under the sun, smell of incense waftin’ through the air, bells tinklin’ like a soundtrack to enlightenment. Pure magic that is.


So, yeah, next time some influencer bangs on about how authentic everything is over here in the land of smiles, just remember Lewie told you first. Thailand’s the best place in the world… for Thainess. 


Nah, lads. No need to thank me for that bit of public service announcement. Lewie out.

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Please try harder............:coffee1:

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6 minutes ago, LL 2.0 said:

Right then mates, listen up, because I’m about to drop some proper knowledge that’ll blow your flip-flops clean off. You ready? Thailand -- that country full of Thai people, yeah, you know the one -- well, it’s got the best effin’ Thai food. I know, shocking, isn't it? Pad Thai? Proper bangin'. Green curry? World class. Tom Yum Kung? Mental. Where else you gonna get it, Croydon? Behave yourselves now. 


But wait, there’s more. Thailand’s got the finest beaches in… brace yourself… Thailand! Yeah, you heard it here first. White sand, turquoise water, all that Instagram guff, and you don’t even have to Photoshop out an Aldi from the background.


And the mangoes, oh mates, the mangoes. Sweet, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness, straight from the source. None of that sad, rock-hard supermarket rubbish you get back in Blighty where it feels like you’re gnawin’ on the linin' of your nan's knickers.


Oh, and here’s a shocker: Thai massages in Thailand are the real deal. Madd, innit? Happy ending if you fancy one. Turns out the country that invented it still does it better than Doris-Dentures in Derby with her Groupon deal and her scented candles from IKEA. Who knew?


And hold onto your ballocks for this one boys… Tuk-tuks in Thailand? They’re the absolute best in... Thailand. No contest. Way better too than the rubbish tuk-tuk scene in Milton bloody Keynes. 


And beer? Ah, lads, the Thai elephant beer in Thailand is unbeatable, the best Chang beer you'll find anywhere in the center of SE Asia, hands down. You think you’ve lived until you’ve necked one of those bad boys down your gob while sittin’ under a bunch of flickerin’ LEDs next to a bloke grillin’ squid covered in smoke while sat on the kerb. The mutt's nuts, that is.


Now don’t even get me started on Muay Thai. You want the best Muay Thai in the world? Guess where you’ll find it. Go on, take a wild stab. Not in Stoke, I’ll tell ya that much, bruv.


And finally the temples, mates… Thailand’s got the best Thai temples on the planet. Glitterin’ like treasure chests under the sun, smell of incense waftin’ through the air, bells tinklin’ like a soundtrack to enlightenment. Pure magic that is.


So, yeah, next time some influencer bangs on about how authentic everything is over here in the land of smiles, just remember Lewie told you first. Thailand’s the best place in the world… for Thainess. 


Nah, lads. No need to thank me for that bit of public service announcement. Lewie out.

What a load of AI rubbish, 'written'  by LL 2.0 who joined 12 hours ago, and has a very similar style to a previous LL. 

7 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

What a load of AI rubbish, 'written'  by LL 2.0 who joined 12 hours ago, and has a very similar style to a previous LL. 

 

Desperation.

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15 minutes ago, LL 2.0 said:

Right then mates, listen up, because I’m about to drop some proper knowledge that’ll blow your flip-flops clean off. You ready? Thailand -- that country full of Thai people, yeah, you know the one -- well, it’s got the best effin’ Thai food. I know, shocking, isn't it? Pad Thai? Proper bangin'. Green curry? World class. Tom Yum Kung? Mental. Where else you gonna get it, Croydon? Behave yourselves now. 


But wait, there’s more. Thailand’s got the finest beaches in… brace yourself… Thailand! Yeah, you heard it here first. White sand, turquoise water, all that Instagram guff, and you don’t even have to Photoshop out an Aldi from the background.


And the mangoes, oh mates, the mangoes. Sweet, juicy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness, straight from the source. None of that sad, rock-hard supermarket rubbish you get back in Blighty where it feels like you’re gnawin’ on the linin' of your nan's knickers.


Oh, and here’s a shocker: Thai massages in Thailand are the real deal. Madd, innit? Happy ending if you fancy one. Turns out the country that invented it still does it better than Doris-Dentures in Derby with her Groupon deal and her scented candles from IKEA. Who knew?


And hold onto your ballocks for this one boys… Tuk-tuks in Thailand? They’re the absolute best in... Thailand. No contest. Way better too than the rubbish tuk-tuk scene in Milton bloody Keynes. 


And beer? Ah, lads, the Thai elephant beer in Thailand is unbeatable, the best Chang beer you'll find anywhere in the center of SE Asia, hands down. You think you’ve lived until you’ve necked one of those bad boys down your gob while sittin’ under a bunch of flickerin’ LEDs next to a bloke grillin’ squid covered in smoke while sat on the kerb. The mutt's nuts, that is.


Now don’t even get me started on Muay Thai. You want the best Muay Thai in the world? Guess where you’ll find it. Go on, take a wild stab. Not in Stoke, I’ll tell ya that much, bruv.


And finally the temples, mates… Thailand’s got the best Thai temples on the planet. Glitterin’ like treasure chests under the sun, smell of incense waftin’ through the air, bells tinklin’ like a soundtrack to enlightenment. Pure magic that is.


So, yeah, next time some influencer bangs on about how authentic everything is over here in the land of smiles, just remember Lewie told you first. Thailand’s the best place in the world… for Thainess. 


Nah, lads. No need to thank me for that bit of public service announcement. Lewie out.

Let us know if you ever make it here.

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You must be bored out of your mind to write such rubbish.

What's with LL 2.0 ? Did the OP change AI chatbots?

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Why is this type of trolling even allowed? 

Some people drink, some people socialise, some people like rumpty tumpty,

LL likes to spend his time finding ways to bore the pants of people -

sad really.

Thank you-By LL 2.0. Looking for the next lecture!! LOL.

37 minutes ago, TroubleandGrumpy said:

Blocked - no need to see that khrapp from newbie AIs.

Agree, but nothing new about him/her/it

... yea, one of those  👎  on the OP, that was me 😎

On 8/11/2025 at 4:42 AM, LL 2.0 said:

But wait, there’s more. Thailand’s got the finest beaches in… brace yourself… Thailand!

 

I dont have any beaches where I come from.

Waht about you, Lewie? Is it too cold to swim 8 months a year where you come from?

But most locals don't even go to the beach. 

 

Think I knew all that already, in'it

It probably is an AI. Or Harrisfan again. A pale comparison to the Lewie originals.

We've come to expect more Lewie. Hang your head in shame, retreat into the darkness and don't return until your writing improves.

One of them is back, mates, folks, pals is always a give away, followed by long nonsense posts

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3 hours ago, TroubleandGrumpy said:

Blocked - no need to see that khrapp from newbie AIs.

Not a newbie. Just someone who constantly changes ID. Ain't that right Bob. Always post complete BS. 

On 8/11/2025 at 4:16 PM, Lacessit said:

What's with LL 2.0 ? Did the OP change AI chatbots?

Lewie London aka Bob Smith aka...

3 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

I dont have any beaches where I come from.

Waht about you, Lewie? Is it too cold to swim 8 months a year where you come from?

But most locals don't even go to the beach. 

 

Probably comes from Southend.

3 hours ago, dinsdale said:

Not a newbie. Just someone who constantly changes ID. Ain't that right Bob. Always post complete BS. 

 

Not Bob either. Bob had a special kind of style. This is just rinse repeat.

11 hours ago, blaze master said:

 

Not Bob either. Bob had a special kind of style. This is just rinse repeat.

 

If it's not Bob, it's an evil twin separated at birth.

For one thing, they both bash Thailand .. 

Ask me if I care who's who? 

 

Just now, save the frogs said:

 

If it's not Bob, it's an evil twin separated at birth.

For one thing, they both bash Thailand .. 

Ask me if I care who's who? 

 

 

Do you care who's who ?

11 hours ago, MarkBR said:

Probably comes from Southend.

 

so what do they have there? beaches with pebbles? 

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59 minutes ago, MarkBR said:

Probably comes from Southend.

 

39 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

so what do they have there? beaches with pebbles? 

A good few years ago myself and a few friends decided to have a day at Southend during the summer. Couple of drinks, fish and chips, few quid in the amusement arcades. We had a couple of hours on the beach and went for a dip in the sea. I came waddling out and my mate said to me "What's that on your shoulder?" Turns out it was a condom and I can only assume used. Last time I ever took a dip there. 

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