Okay maybe have a little contest.

Winners get free (large) beer,

on papa.

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What is the displacement of (all) the bike(s) you own?

 

Categories:

1.   Largest, one bike.

2.  Smallest, >0.  

C.  Largest, aggregate, all your bikes.

 

Rules:

1. Owned bike(s) must have been ridden by you at leat 5 minutes during the past year.

2. Okay to use nominal size, i.e., 198.4 ----> 200.

3. Can include spouse's/kids' bike.

4. Dealers not eligible.

5. Owned back home, okay.

6, TriCity, okay

7. In case of a tie, the red one wins.

8. No lying.

cc

What's a cube? Do you mean cc's?

What's a "brah"? Is that a Thai brassiere?

 

Idea! Tell us how many cubes you keep in your brah and we'll form a circle and masturbate. First to come gets the brah.

Millilitre, Cubic centimeters, CC.

cm³,

cc (as specified in OP).

All are welcome.

Cubic meters,

Even cubic inches, cubic yards, would be okay.

Cubits, per Noah's Arc,

Cubic miles.

Cubic light-years, parsecs³.

Welcome

Thai bras, welcome!

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Thanks for the offer but papa no swing that way.

To each his own.

We have 4 bikes. My mountain bike, the wife's basket bike and Milly as two. A three wheeler and a fold-up.

 

 

 be about 12,000cm3

Does electric count?

 

Kids 500W buzz-bike (36V motor, 48V batteries, 100A controller), went pretty well even with a fat farang on board, it's blistering with a 10 year old Thai!!!!

 

I might win this because I have six bikes and one of them is red????????????but my favourite colour for bikes is yellow????????and 2 off them are yellow

I'll try category C (formerly known as category 3?) though I doubt I have a decent chance. Someone with a Harley or other cruiser will probably win categories 1 and C.

 

2*125+500+803+1000=2553

 

The 500 is a 471 but papa said nominal and it's called a CBR500R so I took that.

43 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Does electric count?

 

Kids 500W buzz-bike (36V motor, 48V batteries, 100A controller), went pretty well even with a fat farang on board, it's blistering with a 10 year old Thai!!!!

 

It does count, but it wont win you anything in any of the given 3 categories.

1 hour ago, papa al said:

Categories:

1.   Largest, one bike.

2.  Smallest, >0.  

C.  Largest, aggregate, all your bikes.

Can't do the last year but Triumph Rocket lll and mini moto 49cc. 

Had a HD, 88Cuin, loved it but family commitments forced a sale as we had to buy a bloody car when my son was born. Went all over Thailand on it. It's now in the US as the guy that bought it couldn't get a good price for it so he took it back with him when his mother got sick, I think he still haves it.

 

Smallest was a 50cc moped in DK many many years ago.

 

Largest, (Rocket 3): 2,300cc

Smallest, (wife's and daughter's Honda Clicks): 110cc

Cumulative (2x 110, 1x 900, 1x 955, 1x 1,200, 1x 2,300): 5575cc 

 

All in Thailand.

If one rides a two-stroke can they double the cubes as they get twice as many useful cubes per rotation?

Comparing willies are we. Mine's about half a liter by rough estimate.

So 500 cubes.

The chance of one more beer will always make dicks out of people. 

Ah, the green mist of cubic envy descends on the forum.

On 1/16/2019 at 9:00 AM, ballpoint said:

Largest, (Rocket 3): 2,300cc

Smallest, (wife's and daughter's Honda Clicks): 110cc

Cumulative (2x 110, 1x 900, 1x 955, 1x 1,200, 1x 2,300): 5575cc 

 

All in Thailand.

I think we have a winner! Your Rocket 3 on it's own almost beats all 7 of my bikes ????

 

899 + 850 + 250 + 140 + 125 + 110 + 110 = 2484

Own bikes (4) in TH,

950+830+250+250=2,280.

 

Plus 2 x more 250's in bits with 3 spare engines, but that don't count.

 

Plus son's KSR, daughter's Scooby, wife's Wave, but i aint counting them either.....

On ‎1‎/‎18‎/‎2019 at 7:36 AM, JonnyF said:

I think we have a winner! Your Rocket 3 on it's own almost beats all 7 of my bikes ????

 

899 + 850 + 250 + 140 + 125 + 110 + 110 = 2484

A winner indeed! I thought that I had a reasonable "stable" of bikes, but even if I include my car (2,000 cc): (700 (CTX) + 300 + 300 (2 Forzas) + 125 (Scoopy) = 1425 + 2000 = 3,425), I don't get close to 5575 cc!