How many cubes you riding brah?

[papa al]

Okay maybe have a little contest.

Winners get free (large) beer,

on papa.

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What is the displacement of (all) the bike(s) you own?

 

Categories:

1.   Largest, one bike.

2.  Smallest, >0.  

C.  Largest, aggregate, all your bikes.

 

Rules:

1. Owned bike(s) must have been ridden by you at leat 5 minutes during the past year.

2. Okay to use nominal size, i.e., 198.4 ----> 200.

3. Can include spouse's/kids' bike.

4. Dealers not eligible.

5. Owned back home, okay.

6, TriCity, okay

7. In case of a tie, the red one wins.

8. No lying.

cc

[Spidey]

What's a cube? Do you mean cc's?

What's a "brah"? Is that a Thai brassiere?

 

Idea! Tell us how many cubes you keep in your brah and we'll form a circle and masturbate. First to come gets the brah.

[papa al]

Millilitre, Cubic centimeters, CC.

cm³,

cc (as specified in OP).

All are welcome.

Cubic meters,

Even cubic inches, cubic yards, would be okay.

Cubits, per Noah's Arc,

Cubic miles.

Cubic light-years, parsecs³.

Welcome

Thai bras, welcome!

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Thanks for the offer but papa no swing that way.

To each his own.

Edited January 15, 2019 by papa al

[owl sees all]

We have 4 bikes. My mountain bike, the wife's basket bike and Milly as two. A three wheeler and a fold-up.

 

 

 be about 12,000cm3

Edited January 15, 2019 by owl sees all

[Crossy]

Does electric count?

 

Kids 500W buzz-bike (36V motor, 48V batteries, 100A controller), went pretty well even with a fat farang on board, it's blistering with a 10 year old Thai!!!!

 

[taninthai]

I might win this because I have six bikes and one of them is red????????????but my favourite colour for bikes is yellow????????and 2 off them are yellow

Edited January 15, 2019 by taninthai

[eisfeld]

I'll try category C (formerly known as category 3?) though I doubt I have a decent chance. Someone with a Harley or other cruiser will probably win categories 1 and C.

 

2*125+500+803+1000=2553

 

The 500 is a 471 but papa said nominal and it's called a CBR500R so I took that.

[eisfeld]

43 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Does electric count?

 

Kids 500W buzz-bike (36V motor, 48V batteries, 100A controller), went pretty well even with a fat farang on board, it's blistering with a 10 year old Thai!!!!

 

It does count, but it wont win you anything in any of the given 3 categories.

[Kwasaki]

1 hour ago, papa al said:

Categories:

1.   Largest, one bike.

2.  Smallest, >0.  

C.  Largest, aggregate, all your bikes.

Can't do the last year but Triumph Rocket lll and mini moto 49cc. 

[guzzi850m2]

Had a HD, 88Cuin, loved it but family commitments forced a sale as we had to buy a bloody car when my son was born. Went all over Thailand on it. It's now in the US as the guy that bought it couldn't get a good price for it so he took it back with him when his mother got sick, I think he still haves it.

 

Smallest was a 50cc moped in DK many many years ago.

 

Edited January 15, 2019 by guzzi850m2

[ballpoint]

Largest, (Rocket 3): 2,300cc

Smallest, (wife's and daughter's Honda Clicks): 110cc

Cumulative (2x 110, 1x 900, 1x 955, 1x 1,200, 1x 2,300): 5575cc 

 

All in Thailand.

Edited January 16, 2019 by ballpoint

[VocalNeal]

If one rides a two-stroke can they double the cubes as they get twice as many useful cubes per rotation?

[canuckamuck]

Comparing willies are we. Mine's about half a liter by rough estimate.

So 500 cubes.

[Old Croc]

The chance of one more beer will always make dicks out of people. 

[ballpoint]

Ah, the green mist of cubic envy descends on the forum.

[JonnyF]

On 1/16/2019 at 9:00 AM, ballpoint said:

Largest, (Rocket 3): 2,300cc

Smallest, (wife's and daughter's Honda Clicks): 110cc

Cumulative (2x 110, 1x 900, 1x 955, 1x 1,200, 1x 2,300): 5575cc 

 

All in Thailand.

I think we have a winner! Your Rocket 3 on it's own almost beats all 7 of my bikes ????

 

899 + 850 + 250 + 140 + 125 + 110 + 110 = 2484

[thaiguzzi]

Own bikes (4) in TH,

950+830+250+250=2,280.

 

Plus 2 x more 250's in bits with 3 spare engines, but that don't count.

 

Plus son's KSR, daughter's Scooby, wife's Wave, but i aint counting them either.....

Edited January 18, 2019 by thaiguzzi

[Thailaw]

On ‎1‎/‎18‎/‎2019 at 7:36 AM, JonnyF said:

I think we have a winner! Your Rocket 3 on it's own almost beats all 7 of my bikes ????

 

899 + 850 + 250 + 140 + 125 + 110 + 110 = 2484

A winner indeed! I thought that I had a reasonable "stable" of bikes, but even if I include my car (2,000 cc): (700 (CTX) + 300 + 300 (2 Forzas) + 125 (Scoopy) = 1425 + 2000 = 3,425), I don't get close to 5575 cc!