Road Rage: Can I get my key back? It's in your head.....

[webfact]

Road Rage: Can I get my key back? It's in your head.....

 

Thai caption: Can I get my key back

 

A motorcyclist was furious that the bike in front had stopped suddenly. 

 

So he got off and walloped the rider over the head. 

 

Moments later he wondered where his key was and went back to find it. 

 

It was embedded in the head of the other rider.

 

Sanook went to find the protagonists of a story that would fall into the category of "You couldn't make it up!".

 

Bank, 18, the injured party, said he had dropped something and stopped to pick it up. 

 

This enraged Thay who assaulted him. But Bank didn't feel much, he was just a bit dazed. 

 

Thay then came back and said: "Give me back my key".

 

Bank said: "I don't know where your key is". 

 

Thay countered: "It's in your head, mush".

 

Bank told Sanook that when he felt up by his temple there it was! He had a key sticking in his head!

 

Bank said: "I can't get it out.....man jep (it hurts). 

 

Lots of apologies followed and there was an offer of 3-4000 baht compensation. 

 

Picture: Sanook

 

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked.

 

The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm. 

 

The story was featured on the Facebook fan page of Rider Gossip.

Source: Sanook

 

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[RotBenz8888]

2 minutes ago, webfact said:

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked.

Can't get more stupid than that.

[gunderhill]

1 minute ago, RotBenz8888 said:

Can't get more stupid than that.

If  life  teaches you anything i can assure you it can.

[sammieuk1]

You never find anything to unlock in a Thai head other than mush????

[AhFarangJa]

11 minutes ago, webfact said:

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time

Yet the police only charge him with assault......

Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head....

[faraday]

1 minute ago, AhFarangJa said:

Yet the police only charge him with assault......

Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head....

Therefore it's Kh Banks fault....?

 

 

 

[essox essox]

6 minutes ago, AhFarangJa said:

Yet the police only charge him with assault......

Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head....

so did police charge him for not having helmet.....???

[Oziex1]

He used being drunk as an excuse, he was on the road on his scooter?

[cornishcarlos]

23 minutes ago, webfact said:

The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm. 

 

But not drink driving, even though he said he was drunk !!

[George Bowman]

27 minutes ago, webfact said:

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked.

It's not his fault. He lives in a key hole...

[darksidedog]

56 minutes ago, webfact said:

He had a key sticking in his head!

  

Bank said: "I can't get it out.....man jep (it hurts).  

Well I guess that is one way of stopping the drunk idiot from riding away from the scene.

Amazing that the guy is dumb enough to think that driving drunk, and stabbing someone in the head with a key, which could have killed him, is only a minor incident!

[simon43]

Judging by how far that key has entered his skull, I'm of the opinion that the man has no brain to injure ????

[ezzra]

31 minutes ago, RotBenz8888 said:

Can't get more stupid than that.

Yes it can.. walk a day in my shoes and you'll see the astonishing  array of morons and clueless locals i come across everyday whether i liked or not...

[neeray]

I've had my car "keyed" but never my head. Ouch!

[AhFarangJa]

3 minutes ago, darksidedog said:

Well I guess that is one way of stopping the drunk idiot from riding away from the scene.

Amazing that the guy is dumb enough to think that driving drunk, stabbing someone in the head with a key, which could have killed him, is only a minor incident!

Unfortunately, it is only a minor incident here........

[ttkeric]

Wow, there is just so many things wrong in one story! Rage, drunkedness, apathy, nonchalance. I'm going back to bed. 

[Fex Bluse]

1 hour ago, RotBenz8888 said:

Can't get more stupid than that.

Anr indicative or how MANY think. 

 

It's quite horrifying when we loon past the smiles. 

[Golden Triangle]

This must be the " Intelligent Thailand " that the usurper PM has in his speech for later this week............

[Bert Jones]

Had he been wearing his helmet...wouldn't have a key stuck in his head!

[MaxLee]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Road Rage: Can I get my key back? It's in your head.....

 

Woaaah that's a nasty way to lock up your brain....

[shady86]

All cars in Thailand should be keyless.

[Matzzon]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked.

 

The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm.

So, he is not charged for driving drunk?

[PETERTHEEATER]

5 hours ago, simon43 said:

Judging by how far that key has entered his skull, I'm of the opinion that the man has no brain to injure ????

His brain was not running at the time since the key had not been turned to the Start position....

[tifino]

Dude works (probably) moving blooded bodies around in a hospital; yet wonders what the problem is all about!!! 

[hotchilli]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time.

Admitting being drunk rider, and physically injuring another person will not get you any browny points !

[phil2407]

1 Thai guy stabs a man in the head with his own key another Thai - no bail at 90k unlike the Brit guy that hit a dog with a pole - double standards unbelievable 

[Gandtee]

Whatever turns you on. That's the key.????

[djayz]

14 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

Yet the police only charge him with assault......

Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head....

You've obviously never bough a Tjai motorbike helmet... ????????????????????????????????

[Razek]

15 hours ago, webfact said:

he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison

He was drunk: this is proves the condamnation 

Not rich don t send me to prison: because you are not rich you will go to prison. The law was made to protect the rich

[Tomahawk21]

18 hours ago, shady86 said:

All cars in Thailand should be keyless.

mine is, you must drive something cheap 555