Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

[fangless]

1 minute ago, farangkinok said:

in your ear? 

My mummy told me I would go deaf if I did that too often.

Please type louder next time!

[thailand49]

Anyone by chance got this guy wife number I'm sure she is in a bad way I'm old but I know I can help!????

[TKDfella]

[khunpeer]

8 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

This has to be a joke. 

that's exactly the sad part, this guy is dead serious about it...

[Mywayboy]

8 hours ago, internationalism said:

"sex with strangers at parties could constitute an illegal gathering and be prosecuted under Article 9 of the emergency decree. That means fines and even prison"

what sane doctor would threaten people with prison for making love?

 

as to case of a prostitute getting covid - in highly populated areas some 13%, and even up to 20%, are testing positive. So it's widespread, not clusters, where people can be traced. Some 7 districts in Kanchanaburi are already in covid lock down.

 

Condoms,Face Masks, what next Chastity Belts. 

Think I'll stick to masturebation 55555

[RJRS1301]

Just now, Mywayboy said:

Condoms,Face Masks, what next Chastity Belts. 

Think I'll stick to masturebation 55555

Going to try that with a DickShonry?

 

[Mywayboy]

12 minutes ago, fangless said:

My mummy told me I would go deaf if I did that too often.

Please type louder next time!

I went blind 5555

[fangless]

1 minute ago, Mywayboy said:

I went blind 5555

Didn't you see that coming then or were you just listening out for it?

[British Bulldog]

I can't believe this ... the Government really is plucking at straws now ... what's next ... masks whilst you are sleeping in case somebody with the virus breaks into your house ?????

[herfiehandbag]

1 hour ago, nchuckle said:

The serious aspect here,difficult as that sounds,is the level of IQ revealed in someone ,who is supposed to be a senior government official, attaching his name to such a preposterous statement and imagining it can be taken seriously. There appears to be no concept of the international ridicule this bestows on the country and that NO ONE takes him aside beforehand and quietly points out the potential consequences . It is difficult not to conclude that the country contains some of the stupidest people on the planet . The PISA educational tables ranking by country appears to support this .

I imagine that Thailand has the same range of intellectual ability as anywhere else.

 

The difference is: 1) appointments such as the one held by this clown are invariably made by patronage and/ or purchase. Ability and talent quite simply don't come in to it; 2) they are all driven by ego, which leads to these sort of crass announcement simply because they get the all important "5 minutes on the telly".

 

As for the"PISA" educational tables and similar ratings, I suspect that they are flawed because the data provided to such rating organisations is controlled by the same cultural dynamic.

Put bluntly a very bright dark skinned 16 year old from Issan whose parents are " unconnected" will not be included in the data, however clever, but the 16 year old Facebook addicted child of " the right family" who is attending an expensive private school will be.

This will inevitably skew the results - the rating agencies can only work with the data they are given.

 

This " patronage/purchase" approach to filling important roles has long been Thailand's Achilles heel, and goodness me, hasn't the Covid crisis exposed it, in just about every area!

[BadSpottedDog]

The problem is that this guy, making the decisions, most likely hasn't had sex. Just sayin'

[farangkinok]

1 hour ago, ChrisKC said:

I thought oral sex was just talking about it!

I thought THIS was oral sex.

[Psychic]

Shorter version.

 

"Do it doggy style"

[skippybangkok]

Most hilarious post in a long time

[Mike k]

When does this rule hit the royal gazate 

[lifeincnx]

That new line of Zorro N95 masks should be in pharmacies any day now.

[thailand49]

Anyone by chance got this guy wife number I'm sure she is in a bad way I'm old but I know I can help!????  This kind of thinking can only come from someone who is only playing with himself!

Edited August 9, 2021 by thailand49

[BlackJack]

What test was used as PCR has been withdrawn

What variant was found

If anyone has test for Delta variant there is a reward offered for any information leading to any co or person that has a test for this

 

[David T Pike]

"Honey I swear I thought it was you! She had a mask on!"

[dutchweller]

This is a prime example of a some dipsh!t gotten into a government mouthpiece role probably by nepotism.

 

Has absolutely no idea and dose not realize how incredibly stupid he makes himself to be by spouting this.

[toofarnorth]

8 hours ago, Doctor Tom said:

You couldn't make this up. 

After this I am not sure if I can get it up !

[Hockeybik]

Maybe if they wrote their ideas down first and read it back to themselves slowly. Nah... they'd still say it out loud. 

[toofarnorth]

55 minutes ago, Mywayboy said:

Condoms,Face Masks, what next Chastity Belts. 

Think I'll stick to masturebation 55555

I'm with you there.  When I say I am with you , what I mean is .......I will stick to pointing Percy at the porcelin telephone. I may not mean that but 1 too many beers before I came on here and I will now go and see what 'er indoors has to say.

Best thing I have read all day.

[phka]

Why bother 

[Blumpie]

This message brought to you by the people managing the pandemic.  

Should you be terrified?  Yes.

[Tracyb]

9 hours ago, worgeordie said:

OK if you are kinky, but I think I would have a job breathing.....

and for those that have a smoke after, you would have to poke a hole in the mask.

regards Worgeordie

Smoking may not be the only thing one might need a mask hole for!

[dallen52]

There should be no kissing or oral sex, no group sex and cleanliness should be a priority. 

 

story of my life lol.

[big dendrobenaes]

9 hours ago, fangless said:

This should be in the jokes section!

it is  like THE NO TALKING ON TRAINS A FEW WEEKS AGO........!!!

[RayongBudgie]

Finally my wife will have to accept my Donald Trump mask for some carnal action!

[kimamey]

9 hours ago, khunpa said:

I can’t believe what I just read…

That's roughly what my wife said