57 minutes ago, Kenny202 said:

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

or "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".

The only sure way to make money from gambling is to own the casino.

It has been disproven so I don't say it anymore.

 

 

"We don't see things as they are.

We see them as we are."

I could be your best friend or your worse'd enemy.

'Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated'.

 

                                                                         Confucius.

The less you care the happier you are.

 

The sun is coming up tomorrow.

 

The best things in life are not things.

 

The business of life is the gathering of memories.  In the end that is all there is.

 

 

 

 

A day with ice cream is a day worth living

Hippie: "What does it all mean Mr. Natural?"

Mr. Natural: "Don't mean $hit."

4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by 

 

What's your favourite life qoute 

 

One I heard today I should of followed 

 

Familiarity breeds contempt '

It think it was 

 

 

Here are two of mine:

 

- Never waste your time responding to fake content on internet forums.

 

- The amount of fake accounts and content on a forum always increases dramatically when that website is put up for sale.

 

 

A massage a day keeps the doctor away

Beware that the girl of your wet dreams does not become the nightmare

of your life!(my own wisdom)

 

When i was fourteen my mother said to me"Son,never listen to a woman!"

"Is it closer to Bangkok or by bus?"

13 minutes ago, jvs said:

Beware that the girl of your wet dreams does not become the nightmare

of your life!(my own wisdom)

 

When i was fourteen my mother said to me"Son,never listen to a woman!"

Women shouldnt talk with their mouths full

"I don't care"

S--t happens

I knew a guy who used to say , " I'll chop ya missus" all the time.

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by 

Mine is to never use the phrase "should of".  Served me well.

4 hours ago, sometime said:

Whatever you loose going through life never loose your sense of humour

Right, always keep tight hold of it, don't lose it by letting it go loose.

1 hour ago, bluebluewater said:

The business of life is the gathering of memories.  In the end that is all there is.

I guess that quote is from the time before "smart" phones... 

And for the record: I am not one of those idiots who behaves like that.

 

 

3 hours ago, Captain Monday said:

The response to those of poor reading comprehension skills and intellect who are 

Frequently “confused”. 

Wow, the irony.

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by 

 

What's your favourite life qoute 

 

One I heard today I should of followed 

 

Familiarity breeds contempt '

It think it was 

 

 

Incorrect to say "should of" when it should be "should have".......

And a quote I like, "It's all part of life's rich tapestry".

2 hours ago, norfolkandchance said:

I could be your best friend or your worse'd enemy.

Huh?

"Your best life quotes"

 

"Pay attention in school, particularly in English Language class" is great advice.

Empty barrels make the most noise.

 

"If" - If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

If you argue with a fool, nobody will be able to tell the difference.

 

Another one I like, that was frequently used by my old Maths teacher back in my school days.

 

Maths is foolproof, but unfortunately it is not idiot proof.

This makes a lot of sense.

 

 

How about this one from the VP of the United States:

 

"We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community." 

 

You cannot make this stuff up and millions of democrats voted for this fluzzy.

"You can't put the Poo back in the cow."

I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then - B. Seeger 

I've always tried to use fail  to plan plan to fail.