What's your favorite insult?

[JBChiangRai]

31 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Beware experts with a primary school education.

 

Guilty as charged, or did you mean expert with ONLY a primary school education?

[OneMoreFarang]

 

[jerrymahoney]

Are you from Australia?

[Lacessit]

10 minutes ago, JBChiangRai said:

 

You do need to look at the insults here as humour, I'm sure none are meant as real insults.

My idea for this thread was to provide entertainment, not to apply the insults posted to forum members. That would be against forum rules.

[Lacessit]

You walk like you have two hairs in your @*se tied together.

[JBChiangRai]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

My idea for this thread was to provide entertainment, not to apply the insults posted to forum members. That would be against forum rules.

 

I think it's down to context, if you have a thread inviting insults as humour, then so long as they are humorous and not serious, I don't see a problem.  If the recipient is offended, then obviously that is a problem.

[gargamon]

1 hour ago, Pi Tao said:

Kiss my ass.

Sorry. I don't have that much time... 

[sirineou]

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What's your favorite insult?

May a thousand camels spit in your face!!

[Mike Lister]

I rather like, he sounds like an indian rug salesman at Macey's.

[V8M8]

One of my favorites is one my Mrs reserves mostly for people driving like complete idiots, Which as eveyone will know is everytime you are driving any where.

"Samong Ma banya Kwai", I think that loosely translates into "the brain of a dog and acts like a buffalo" 

[Morch]

20 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

 

 

[Wobblybob]

If dynamite were brains, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

How can anybody be so stupid with only one head.

You are getting so good at sarcasm that nobody know you're doing it anymore.

Thick as a butchers block.

 

[proton]

Whose diseased cock did you dribble out of?   usually has an effect

[KhunLA]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

IIIRC, you have been quite unkind to me on several threads to do with EV's. Perhaps you have forgotten.

Try harder.

At times, I do tend to respond in kind ... 😎

 

 

[sipi]

I'm uninsultable. I'm not responsible for what others say or think.

So I guess it works both ways.

[bignok]

1 hour ago, JBChiangRai said:

 

You do need to look at the insults here as humour, I'm sure none are meant as real insults.

Why bother. Why the world is a mess.

[Ralf001]

You sound like a pizza cutter — all edge and no point.

[Shop mak]

Fav insult? None. 

Every day is a gift, why waste in on anger and insults?

Life in Thailand are much better if one are friendly and polite. Try it.

[Captain Monday]

I can explain it for you I cant understand it for you

Why dont you just mark ”confused” and move on

[nikmar]

You Sir, are almost entirely innocent of meaningful rhetoric.

[Chainsaw]

You may think you're everybody, but you're only a few. Because I'm some of them, so there!

[fondue zoo]

 

[jvs]

A neighbor bought a new car and of course he had to rub it in!

"Hi,did you see my new car?"

My response"yes i did too bad you did not have enough money to buy a nice one'!

[Wobblybob]

3 minutes ago, Chainsaw said:

You may think you're everybody, but you're only a few. Because I'm some of them, so there!

That reminds me of 'The Third Rock from the Sun' when Sally Solomon has to move seats in a restaurant to accommodate Mark Hamill and Sally confronts him and says "Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody"😂

[fondue zoo]

2 hours ago, bignok said:

Insulting people is a sign of unhappiness on your part and you are blaming someone else for it.

 

 

 

 

I'm so sad, you all suck?

 

_{I didn't mean that, hugs all round.}

 

[fondue zoo]

2 hours ago, RayWright said:

Famous Arabic insult, has also started the odd war.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mother's armpit.

 

 

 

Klinger, Mash 4077th

deep cut

[sipi]

Are you a boiler maker?

[Lacessit]

20 minutes ago, jvs said:

A neighbor bought a new car and of course he had to rub it in!

"Hi,did you see my new car?"

My response"yes i did too bad you did not have enough money to buy a nice one'!

Reminds me of one of the Hollywood actresses sticking it to another.

 

"I love your dress, darling. That fashion has stood the test of time".

[Lacessit]

10 minutes ago, fondue zoo said:

 

 

 

Klinger, Mash 4077th

deep cut

Frank Burns: " I don't understand why people instantly dislike me".

Trapper John: " It saves time, Frank".

[spidermike007]

Your mama is so fat when she walks into Taco Bell they put her in handcuffs before she can order.