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Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

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Just now, Rampant Rabbit said:

ooooooooh thats  so cruel????

sorry, that was unforgivable. 

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3 minutes ago, Doctor Tom said:

sorry, that was unforgivable. 

Yeah your'e lucky Im so  old that I havent taken deep  offense, cried  like a  transgender woke girl and told you its  not  fair.............off  to the counselor now to save whats left of my sanity, deeply shocked and offended......going for a lie down first????

Do they give this clown and his advisors a salary??

 

If this would leak to international news. Thailand will lose the face forever.

4 hours ago, fangless said:

This should be in the jokes section!

What if I am getting a BJ?

Just now, vandeventer said:

What if I am getting a BJ?

Why would you be trying to get a BJ in the joke section.

 

BTW they have advised against aural sex in the article!

3 minutes ago, SuwadeeS said:

If this would leak to international news. Thailand will lose the face forever.

"covered" face??

 

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1 minute ago, fangless said:

Why would you be trying to get a BJ in the joke section.

 

BTW they have advised against aural sex in the article!

ere ere

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I wonder if the International Press have got hold of this yet

When they do they should have a field Day

priceless

Bizarro-World has now officially run off the rails.  What proportion of the world will be fully neutered-muppets by 2030?

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Sanugoon spoke to Daily News at the weekend after a young prostitute in Kanchanaburi tested positive raising concerns of a cluster. 

So you could correctly refer to that as a cluster-****?

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1 hour ago, limbos said:

Will this be sufficient?

Girl with facemasks.jpg

I told the Mrs I prefer the red bikini

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5 hours ago, webfact said:

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Picture Daily News

Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon.  You mean the guy without a mask?  Funny how that works, 'eh?
Another ministerial nobody attempting to find a way to make himself relevant and bask in his 15 minutes of fame.
And put a mask on when you are lecturing from your high-horse about mask-wearing.  Hypocrisy know no bounds.

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5 hours ago, webfact said:

Dr Pheerayuth said that husbands and wives and lovers could still have sex, but they needed to follow nine protocols, which included washing hands and body with lots of soap before and after sex and no kissing or sharing of saliva as this has been shown to contain the virus.

That's a bridge too far when government start dictating what goes on in my bedroom.  Honestly.  These authoritarian jokers can ****-off.

This is comedy material in the same Category as Benny Hill and Monty Python.

 

Absolutely hillarious....

3 minutes ago, Virt said:

This is comedy material in the same Category as Benny Hill and Monty Python.

 

Absolutely hillarious....

Hill was never funny, sorry. 

5 hours ago, webfact said:

with lots of soap before and after

I'm in! 

5 hours ago, Wiggy said:

I always ask my wife to put a paper bag over her head. Does that count?

Maybe doggie style would be ok

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Well of course.... as always.

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3 minutes ago, Jimbo2014 said:

Well of course.... as always.

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Selfie??

5 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

Is this correctly translated or is this "doctor" completely stupid? In his world, I suppose all husbands and wives avoid each other until it's time for sex? I'm going apply those rules with my wife asap????

Gf works in a hospital so she as already instituted most of these rules but added the sleeping in a different room.  Avoiding is not p[oasible so hugging with her facing away is the closest I get ????

The funny thing is that being locked down with nothing to do is a great way to increase the population.

 

Canadians in Ontario might remember the big freeze in the late 90's the birth rate took a huge jump in the fall winter of that year  

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3 hours ago, Amdesign said:

They should be more creative and introduce system of absurd requirements, as they allways do in Thailand:

 

- develop mobile app 'Safe Sex' which will be tracing the sexual contacts. The lovers should download and intall it before having sex, with bluetooth on...

- prior to having sex, the participants' papers should be sent to Minisrty of Health, including medical certificate form and negative COID test taken 72 hours prior to sex;

- QR code will be ussied by MoH for sex approval;

- foreigners having sex in Thailand should submit copy of visa and/or workpermit to MoH;

- foreigners on marriage visa are only allowed to have sex with married partner;

- during sex, they should be reporting every 90 seconds to the government sex control officer;

- any other ideas?

 

 

 

What about the COE ??? Certificate of Entry ???????????? issued by Safe Sex Department !

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