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Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex


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5 hours ago, Wiggy said:

I always ask my wife to put a paper bag over her head. Does that count?

I get her to draw a picture of Bobby Charlton's comb over on the bag so I can last longer. Your wife is very ‘accommodating' - see if she’s still got the bag - try it ! ???? 

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2 minutes ago, Marco100 said:

What about the COE ??? Certificate of Entry ???????????? issued by Safe Sex Department !

Entry?? Where??

 

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3 hours ago, ikke1959 said:

It shows the IQ of the all the so called specialists in Thailand....... and always threatening with jail... How stupid can a nation be??

My "Thai Thick Gene" hypothesis is now proven beyond any shadow of a doubt. ???? 

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2 minutes ago, peter48 said:

just vaccinate, vaccinate and vaccinate like most countries are now doing as quickly as possible 

Will the current vaccinations cover the newer Lambda variant on the rise?

 

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This is where the old glory hole in the wall sex would come in very handy. They can establish a new type of venue to cater for such practice and then, for more reality & excitement, swap out the old timber wall type partition and replace with a perspex screen.

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6 hours ago, webfact said:

There should be no kissing or oral sex, no group sex and cleanliness should be a priority.

Life just not fun anymore...

 

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I hope there are also official exemptions. Definitely available in the local administration office.

 

Have a gang bang approved, and get official papers to have allowed sex several times a day at home with the nymphomaniac girlfriend. 

 

Will discuss it with the nice, young lady officers.

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6 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

This has to be a joke. 

The whole Thai Administration is a joke....

 

Thailand...   the hub of idiots

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Try explaining to the Plod that you were only trying to stimulate your Sex Life by wearing the Hannibal lecter mask when the Missus is running screaming and almost Naked down the Soi.

tch-tch-tch -tch

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6 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

This has to be a joke. 

It is a joke, neither believed by those telling it, nor those intended to hear it, and it further deteriorates any respect for those policy makers who glibly utter such drivel.

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2 hours ago, Caldera said:

They really are a bunch of jokers. If you live together with someone as a couple, merely spending time together in your home pretty much guarantees transmission from one partner to the other one, especially with Delta which is now the dominant strain.

Oh my. You are again engaging in the application of common sense, reason, the use of intelligence, and scientific principals.

 

Something that these jokers are not capable of, obviously. 

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Dr Pheerayuth said that husbands and wives and lovers could still have sex, but they needed to follow nine protocols, which included washing hands and body with lots of soap before and after sex and no kissing or sharing of saliva as this has been shown to contain the virus.

 

It would be good if Dr. Pheerayuth

could show us how his sex version should look like in a self-made training video.

 

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6 hours ago, fangless said:

This should be in the jokes section!

It is….just when you think you have heard it all, another jobs worth pops his head up. Can just imagine this when the world papers read about the latest joke from Thailand!!.

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36 minutes ago, newnative said:

Looking at the guy's photo, he's likely not getting any.

You don't need to be good looking, you just need a fat wallet.

 

He wins on both.

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6 hours ago, internationalism said:

"sex with strangers at parties could constitute an illegal gathering and be prosecuted under Article 9 of the emergency decree. That means fines and even prison"

what sane doctor would threaten people with prison for making love?

You don't understand the Thai system. He has spoken, made his recommendations, and his job is done. Anything that happens later is not his responsibility. You, I, he and everyone else knows that what is says will be ignored and is unenforceable, but that is not the point. He has acted, done what he considers to be his job, while actually doing nothing. This happens all the time, at least once a week. Someone makes a declaration and the next day it's ignored and forgotten. But that person has done their job by 'acting'.

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What a wonderful day. Too good to be true. Dr Pheerayuth applause. Best comedy appearance ever! The no-back-door advise is also great!!! :clap2::cheesy:

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What the  XXX is wrong with these people? Are they just low edicated low IQ fools or what?

 

Thailand should STOP USING face masks all together and the Thai people need to grow some balls and stand  up tords the Thai governments tyranny.

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