Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

[ChrisKC]

I thought oral sex was just talking about it!

[4MyEgo]

I say it's also advisable to provide your partner with a blindfold and ear plugs as well because they say it can spread through the eyes and ears as well as the mouth and nose, therefore its better to take extra precautions, isn't that right honey.

Edited August 9, 2021 by 4MyEgo

[bristolgeoff]

Can just see it when bkk is back normal with tourist,the bar ladies in NA NA will say condoms and masks first at the chemist outside.They ladies will be laughing i imagine

[Skeptic7]

6 hours ago, D M G said:

If you are alone, do I need to wear a mask and a condom?

Only if sex-venturing with "other" hand. ???? 

[natway09]

69 the way to go then,

Can someone find this guy something to do ?

[A Los for words]

I'm in no position to argue.

[Jaspermiller922]

What about sex with sheep just asking for my Welsh mate? 

[Rampant Rabbit]

2 hours ago, vandeventer said:

What if I am getting a BJ?

What u get  up to with the UK PM  is  your  business but that  Carrie  bird  looks like a fighter so watchout!

[BostonRob2]

6 hours ago, 2long said:

Google Chrome's auto-translate gives me this 

Indeed, the original Thai story contained much more including advice not to engage in "pratuu lang" (backdoor activity) and the use of dental dams. This translation may have been a step too far for ASEAN NOW. The Daily News story and the NINE protocols are one of the titterfest highlights of the year to date. 

 

#whenitsapleasuretoreadthai

[PEE TEE]

6 hours ago, jvs said:

I would suggest surgical gloves.

And baby oil NOT alcohol hand sanitizer. at the same time whip yourself with a wet lettuce leaf 

[johnc925]

This is about the most stupid thing I have ever read.. What are these freaking morons up to? Have you seen what's going on in Australia?

[johng]

1 minute ago, johnc925 said:

Have you seen what's going on in Australia?

Does it have something to do with sheep ??  ????

[johnc925]

19 minutes ago, ChrisKC said:

I thought oral sex was just talking about it!

so did my mom... literally!! ????

[johnc925]

Just now, johng said:

Does it have something to do with sheep ??  ????

that there was funny..

 i don't care wut u say...

[Antonymous]

59 minutes ago, newnative said:

Looking at the guy's photo, he's likely not getting any.

You could be right. He's a big fella with a killjoy attitude.

 

An anagram of his 20 letter name and title in English 'Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon' gives:

 

'Huge proud hater. Annoys'

 

Sums him up I think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bougnat]

Open-air lunatic asylum...

[Jack Cook]

Ah Thailand. How do they dream up this drivel ????????????????????????????????????????

[overt2016]

I really want to comment, but my missus wants me.

[lks7689]

3 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

No, it's part of the reason I loved Thailand. Sometimes it's just bonkers and all I could do was laugh about it.

I certainly never expected logic to suddenly take over.

Exactly. This is just a reminder of the "logic" Thailand has been operating by and I'm surprised that people are actually shocked by it. 

[bougnat]

Two world Oscars for intellectual finesse and social sophistication the same week. Thailand is showing itself in its true light ...

[zhounan]

Thai promoters are outperforming western promoters in idiocy.

 

 

However, if Dr Pheerayuth's wife does not feel satisfied with her sex life we are happy to help her.

Edited August 9, 2021 by zhounan

[digger70]

Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex. 

 

One can't fix Stupid Right?

[malthebluff]

So I get to wear my gimp mask at last

[Johnthplumb]

7 hours ago, Doctor Tom said:

You couldn't make this up. 

Oh yes you can, we are in Thailand.

[farangkinok]

Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley have the answer 

[Uroller]

Just when you think you have heard it all, another idiot comes up with more stupidity???????????? 

[D M G]

2 minutes ago, farangkinok said:

Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley have the answer 

and the do it in a Condo...very safe

[DefaultName]

Does a brown paper bag work?  There have definitely been occasions in Farrangland when one would have been useful.

[Dont confuse me]

A 69 might be interesting to complete and could end with soggy masks?

[farangkinok]

3 hours ago, fangless said:

Why would you be trying to get a BJ in the joke section.

 

BTW they have advised against aural sex in the article!

in your ear?