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Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

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I say it's also advisable to provide your partner with a blindfold and ear plugs as well because they say it can spread through the eyes and ears as well as the mouth and nose, therefore its better to take extra precautions, isn't that right honey.

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Can just see it when bkk is back normal with tourist,the bar ladies in NA NA will say condoms and masks first at the chemist outside.They ladies will be laughing i imagine

6 hours ago, D M G said:

If you are alone, do I need to wear a mask and a condom?

Only if sex-venturing with "other" hand. ???? 

69 the way to go then,

Can someone find this guy something to do ?

2 hours ago, vandeventer said:

What if I am getting a BJ?

What u get  up to with the UK PM  is  your  business but that  Carrie  bird  looks like a fighter so watchout!

6 hours ago, 2long said:

Google Chrome's auto-translate gives me this 

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Indeed, the original Thai story contained much more including advice not to engage in "pratuu lang" (backdoor activity) and the use of dental dams. This translation may have been a step too far for ASEAN NOW. The Daily News story and the NINE protocols are one of the titterfest highlights of the year to date. 

 

#whenitsapleasuretoreadthai

6 hours ago, jvs said:

I would suggest surgical gloves.

And baby oil NOT alcohol hand sanitizer. at the same time whip yourself with a wet lettuce leaf 

This is about the most stupid thing I have ever read.. What are these freaking morons up to? Have you seen what's going on in Australia?

1 minute ago, johnc925 said:

Have you seen what's going on in Australia?

Does it have something to do with sheep ??  ????

19 minutes ago, ChrisKC said:

I thought oral sex was just talking about it!

so did my mom... literally!! ????

Just now, johng said:

Does it have something to do with sheep ??  ????

that there was funny..

 i don't care wut u say...

59 minutes ago, newnative said:

Looking at the guy's photo, he's likely not getting any.

You could be right. He's a big fella with a killjoy attitude.

 

An anagram of his 20 letter name and title in English 'Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon' gives:

 

'Huge proud hater. Annoys'

 

Sums him up I think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah Thailand. How do they dream up this drivel ????????????????????????????????????????

3 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

No, it's part of the reason I loved Thailand. Sometimes it's just bonkers and all I could do was laugh about it.

I certainly never expected logic to suddenly take over.

Exactly. This is just a reminder of the "logic" Thailand has been operating by and I'm surprised that people are actually shocked by it. 

Two world Oscars for intellectual finesse and social sophistication the same week. Thailand is showing itself in its true light ...

Thai promoters are outperforming western promoters in idiocy.

 

 

However, if Dr Pheerayuth's wife does not feel satisfied with her sex life we are happy to help her.

Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex. 

 

One can't fix Stupid Right?

Just when you think you have heard it all, another idiot comes up with more stupidity???????????? 

2 minutes ago, farangkinok said:

Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley have the answer 

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and the do it in a Condo...very safe

Does a brown paper bag work?  There have definitely been occasions in Farrangland when one would have been useful.

3 hours ago, fangless said:

Why would you be trying to get a BJ in the joke section.

 

BTW they have advised against aural sex in the article!

in your ear? 

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