And you thought Thai willies are short

[hughrection]

Mines an Irish willy and although not the biggest - it will fill a pram and you probably wouldn't like it up ur <deleted>. (or mayb you wud) ????

 

[Jingthing]

25 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Could be now

Not their culture.

Try Colombia, Brazil, or especially Haiti.

Also I do think women would rather not find micropenises but fetishizing massive schlongs isn't common.

More common a fetish of gay men.

[Mac Mickmanus]

27 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Not their culture.

Try Colombia, Brazil, or especially Haiti.

Also I do think women would rather not find micropenises but fetishizing massive schlongs isn't common.

More common a fetish of gay men.

How big are the penises that gay men  fetish about ?

[Jingthing]

13 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

How big are the penises that gay men  fetish about ?

Some gay men.

Not all.

I'm pretty sure that fetish is much more common among gay men than women.

How big?

Not my fetish but I guess 9" and up.

If the person is from a small country then even 7" might do it.

But word to the wise 14" is a curse.

[scorecard]

9 hours ago, Sparktrader said:

The guy told me he'd be back in 5 mins with a larger tape

But did he offer any services to keep it hard for the erect measurement? Or perhaps it needs to be hard first then fall bck to the sleeping mide for measurement?

[scorecard]

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

No.

Ecuador is not a sex tourism destination

Maybe Colombia?

[scorecard]

6 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Some gay men.

Not all.

I'm pretty sure that fetish is much more common among gay men than women.

How big?

Not my fetish but I guess 9" and up.

If the person is from a small country then even 7" might do it.

But word to the wise 14" is a curse.

But ultimately there's the old saying, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it!'

[Jingthing]

4 minutes ago, scorecard said:

Maybe Colombia?

Particularly in Cartegena and Medellin. Not aware of a males for females scene though but wouldn't be surprised. Haiti is infamous for that.

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, scorecard said:

But ultimately there's the old saying, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it!'

Not if you have a fetish.

[Mac Mickmanus]

15 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

 

Not my fetish but I guess 9" and up.

 

How far up ?

[rct99q]

According to my "step-sons"girlfriend he is quite well endowed for a Thai. Apparently, by her account, I am about an inch and a half shorter than him, but she seems ok with that.

[ThaIrish Sean]

16 hours ago, RandiRona said:

There you go!!

 

WOW! I'm bigger than average in the UK at 5.18 in ????????????

And I thought the Thai girls were moaning because I was so big... ..????????

[ThaIrish Sean]

6 minutes ago, rct99q said:

According to my "step-sons"girlfriend he is quite well endowed for a Thai. Apparently, by her account, I am about an inch and a half shorter than him, but she seems ok with that.

You <deleted> your stepson's girlfriend?

[CharlieH]

Average Vagina depth is only 4 - 6 inches apparently so anything over that is waste and isnt going anywhere anyway.

 

I have also read (somewhere) that women prefer girth over length !

[The Hammer2021]

This kind of infantile,   crass thread really has no  place on a adult forum.  The whole basis is predicated on the false assumption that we think about Thai  men's genitalia, that as adults we use the childish term  'wille' or that we have bought into the erroneous  assumption  that  all Thai men are  poorly endowed. MODS-Cant you close this down. Its embarrassing

[Jingthing]

27 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Average Vagina depth is only 4 - 6 inches apparently so anything over that is waste and isnt going anywhere anyway.

 

I have also read (somewhere) that women prefer girth over length !

Makes sense.

 

[Jingthing]

15 minutes ago, The Hammer2021 said:

This kind of infantile,   crass thread really has no  place on a adult forum.  The whole basis is predicated on the false assumption that we think about Thai  men's genitalia, that as adults we use the childish term  'wille' or that we have bought into the erroneous  assumption  that  all Thai men are  poorly endowed. MODS-Cant you close this down. Its embarrassing

No sex please.

We're Thai.

[spidermike007]

18 hours ago, herfiehandbag said:

Purely anecdotal but I understand that some ladies refer to certain Asian nationals as: "ha, ha, ha!"

 

5 cm 

5 minutes

5 thousand Baht.

 

Didn't understand it myself...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always have heard 4 inches, 4 minutes, 4 thousand baht. But, maybe with inflation they are extending their performances. 

[JayClay]

On 4/18/2022 at 11:24 PM, Meat Pie 47 said:

most expats always moaning  about the size of Thai willies

You know now I think about it, I'm starting to believe you're right.

 

I imagine it's a constant source of worry for most expats. I for one can't remember the last time I met an expat who didn't immediately bang on about how the size of Thai willies was having such a detrimental affect on his life.

 

Exchange rates and Immigration policies are one thing but what we collectively feel the need to moan about more than anything else, is the size of the average Thai male's package... ????

[Excel]

Despite the topic being on shortness it looks like this could be a long thread. ????

[BritManToo]

14 hours ago, scorecard said:

Well let's face it recently the US had a president who will go down as the greatest liar in world history.

Richard Nixon?

[KhunLA]

58 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Richard Nixon?

Which one ... that a sad thought. 

 

WMD - Cheney, oops, Bush 2

If you like your Dr you can keep your Dr - Obama

I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman - Clinton

Read my lips, 'no new taxes' - Bush 1

I am not  crook - Tricky Dick

"We are not about to send American boys nine or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves," - LBJ

Reagan - "In 1983, President Ronald Reagan claimed he had filmed the atrocities of the Nazi death camps while serving as a US Army Signal Corps photographer in Europe....Reagan never left America during World War Two. 

[scorecard]

10 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

Which one ... that a sad thought. 

 

WMD - Cheney, oops, Bush 2

If you like your Dr you can keep your Dr - Obama

I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman - Clinton

Read my lips, 'no new taxes' - Bush 1

I am not  crook - Tricky Dick

"We are not about to send American boys nine or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves," - LBJ

Reagan - "In 1983, President Ronald Reagan claimed he had filmed the atrocities of the Nazi death camps while serving as a US Army Signal Corps photographer in Europe....Reagan never left America during World War Two. 

Nice list, add trump - more examples than would fit on every space on an A4 page and more.

[RafPinto]

13 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

How big are the penises that gay men  fetish about ?

5X5

[KhunLA]

17 minutes ago, scorecard said:

Nice list, add trump - more examples than would fit on every space on an A4 page and more.

Biden would be an endless list

[Excel]

1 minute ago, RafPinto said:

5X5

CM ?

[RafPinto]

4 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

I always have heard 4 inches, 4 minutes, 4 thousand baht. But, maybe with inflation they are extending their performances. 

My friend told me:

Now it's 3 inches, 2 minutes and 1500Baht in massage parlour.

Not that I'm interested.

[RafPinto]

Just now, Excel said:

CM ?

square cm. 5 by 5

[Jingthing]

I'm very skeptical about Ecuador's leadership position. Why? Well in Ecuador while not as much as Bolivia there is a lot of indigenous ancestry there. I don't really associate that with big schlongs.

 

Seriously unless there is an objective scientific body doing these measurements with the same methods in every country these comparison stats are almost meaningless.

 

Especially if any numbers are based on self reporting!

 

That said there is an excellent source of info. Condom manufacturers when they are customizing sizing to local penile conditions.

[Lacessit]

16 hours ago, hughrection said:

Mines an Irish willy and although not the biggest - it will fill a pram and you probably wouldn't like it up ur <deleted>. (or mayb you wud) ????

 

Unless you submit a photo with a tape measure as a reference, I regret to inform you no-one on this thread is going to believe you, except perhaps wishful thinkers.