Why Do Slim Asian Women Always Seem So Fetching While Washing Dishes in Your Kitchen Sink?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dearest Friends,

 

You KNOW that it is just so very true!

 

But why?

 

Have you ever, and I know that you have, been relaxing, drinking your evening coffee, after a fine meal, only to watch your GF or Wife washing dishes in your kitchen sink?

 

Thar she stands! Her behind is towards you, and she is intently scrubbing plates, pots, and pans, in your kitchen sink, and her behind is so fetching as she scrubs and scrubs to make her sink sparkle.

 

SHE is so fully focussed on her work that she has not a thought in the world for you.

 

YOU, on the other hand, are focussed mostly on her, as you watch her from behind.  And, with each plate or cup she scrubs, and with each move she makes, your interest increases until you almost cannae stand it. You cannae wait!

 

I believe that it is just these underappreciated moments in life which makes our otherwise humdrum existence here in Thailand almost bearable.

 

And, in this same vein, I would like to ask your opinion about a sex-farce film starring one of my all-time favorites, Michael Caine, a man for all seasons, in every way.

 

I am talking about this film:  NOISES OFF (1992)

 

If this film does not give you a chuckle, then…what might?

 

 

No need to thank me, but thank Caine, instead.

 

In my opinion, very few films, these days, are even half as hilarious.

 

Yet, maybe films such as this are not your cup of tea?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note: Enjoy, if you will…. 

Note2: Or, are you just too busy watching her wash your dishes?

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

Re... The Film, NOISES OFF....

 

HATS OFF, to Peter Bogdanovich!

 

RIP, to Peter who died last year at age 82.

 

Bogdanovich was a name to be reckoned with in filmdom, etc.

 

He did not produce the insipid fantasy films of today.

 

He lived during a time when Men were Men, and when the Director's target audience understood English.

 

So Solly:  These days, movies are indistinguishable from computer games.  And, the target audience is not fluent in English, and most have never read a decent novel.

 

So sad, on so many levels.

 

Still, we still have Tom Cruise....

And so, all is not lost.

 

 

 

 

[VinnieK]

Slim?

That demographic is shrinking fast..

50% of Thai women have some weight issue these days.

Also...the kitchen is not a natural environment for most of them these days.

[Boomer6969]

I do the dishes. She supervises the girls' homework. Not everyone is a male chauvinist pig.

[GammaGlobulin]

Having alluded to Tom Cruise in a previous comment, clarification is necessary:

 

This topic is mostly about Bogdanovich's wonderful farce, NOISES OFF, as well as his other great films.  Right?

 

Tom Cruise, on the other hand, is mostly a total farce, at least it seems this way from his films.

 

Here is what I mean:

 

aa.  Please note this image of Nicollette Sheridan in her beautiful white panties, in the movie Noises Off.  She is fetching.

 

 

bb.  Now, please compare Tom Cruise in his white panties.  He is not so fetching. He is a farce. And, Risky Business was twice as humiliating for Cruise as Noises Off was titillating and uplifting for most people.

 

 

cc.  Furthermore, who would you rather have washing dishes in your kitchen sink?

 

The answer is obvious.

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

I do the dishes. She supervises the girls' homework. Not everyone is a male chauvinist pig.

Fair enough, and well said, but...

 

Did you ever get the feeling that maybe SHE is also watching you, from behind, while you do the dishes, and getting frisky?

 

 

[swissie]

GG is certainly a welcome guest here, by opening new threads. (Few others do). Surely a scholar before he entered the shores of Thailand. These days he comments on "Internet-Inputs", also available in the deepest corners of Wyoming and Montana.

Taking up much of his time. Glued to the internet. Getting exited if a female washes his dishes as the only analoge exitemement remaining. Once GG detaches from his digitalised world, and steps outside of the house, experiancing an analog world, it wouzld certainly  improve the quality of his future contributions, without having to outline that the rotating rear of a Thai Female while washing dishes is basically the only thing that keeps him in an analog world.

Surely, an analog trip to the Isaan  would bring him back to reality. Improving his future contributions here greatly. Gaining or restoring credibility. With or without the charms of a analog Thai Lady washing his dishes.

 

[OneMoreFarang]

18 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

I do the dishes. She supervises the girls' homework. Not everyone is a male chauvinist pig.

I bought her a uniform and I sit on my PC. Nothing wrong with that.

 

 

[Boomer6969]

28 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Fair enough, and well said, but...

 

Did you ever get the feeling that maybe SHE is also watching you, from behind, while you do the dishes, and getting frisky?

 

 

Didn't wish to state the obvious. And I shouldn't have to say that I take my ED meds before I go to the sink.

[GammaGlobulin]

11 minutes ago, swissie said:

GG is certainly a welcome guest here, by opening new threads. (Few others do). Surely a scholar before he entered the shores of Thailand. These days he comments on "Internet-Inputs", also available in the deepest corners of Wyoming and Montana.

Taking up much of his time. Glued to the internet. Getting exited if a female washes his dishes as the only analoge exitemement remaining. Once GG detaches from his digitalised world, and steps outside of the house, experiancing an analog world, it wouzld certainly  improve the quality of his future contributions, without having to outline that the rotating rear of a Thai Female while washing dishes is basically the only thing that keeps him in an analog world.

Surely, an analog trip to the Isaan  would bring him back to reality. Improving his future contributions here greatly. Gaining or restoring credibility. With or without the charms of a analog Thai Lady washing his dishes.

 

During my years in Thailand, I have read much about Isaan. 

 

Yet, little of the quality of the kitchen sinks of Isaan have I read. 

 

Isaan is a place I wish to visit. 

 

I can feel Isaan beckoning me now, in my increasingly advanced age. 

 

I feel some sort of rejuvenation coming on, just in the mulling of the romanticized name, Isaan. 

 

 

[1FinickyOne]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

only to watch your GF or Wife washing dishes in your kitchen sink?

Quite so, but it is her kitchen sink... eliminates the drama if you just give them the house right off... 

[GinBoy2]

Another GG nonsensical thread

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, GinBoy2 said:

Another GG nonsensical thread

It's not as easy as it looks. 

Believe me. 

 

[Orinoco]

9 minutes ago, GinBoy2 said:

Another GG nonsensical thread

Maybe they should give him a pay cut. 

 

 

[save the frogs]

7 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

It's not as easy as it looks. 

Believe me. 

your threads remind me of the roadrunner in looney tunes.

 

your threads are over the top and silly. like the coyote's traps. 

 

 

[VocalNeal]

3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

your threads remind me of the roadrunner in looney tunes.

 

your threads are over the top and silly. like the coyote's traps. 

You've chosen to ignore content by GammaGlobulin. Options 

[Hummin]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Fair enough, and well said, but...

 

Did you ever get the feeling that maybe SHE is also watching you, from behind, while you do the dishes, and getting frisky?

 

 

Have you ever experienced she want you to look? And teasing you on purpose.

 

 

[Hummin]

3 hours ago, swissie said:

GG is certainly a welcome guest here, by opening new threads. (Few others do). Surely a scholar before he entered the shores of Thailand. These days he comments on "Internet-Inputs", also available in the deepest corners of Wyoming and Montana.

Taking up much of his time. Glued to the internet. Getting exited if a female washes his dishes as the only analoge exitemement remaining. Once GG detaches from his digitalised world, and steps outside of the house, experiancing an analog world, it wouzld certainly  improve the quality of his future contributions, without having to outline that the rotating rear of a Thai Female while washing dishes is basically the only thing that keeps him in an analog world.

Surely, an analog trip to the Isaan  would bring him back to reality. Improving his future contributions here greatly. Gaining or restoring credibility. With or without the charms of a analog Thai Lady washing his dishes.

 

To much bashing on this forum, and GG is harmless, and sometimes it is gold coming out of his treads. I enjoy them because he is who he is and he bring colours. You do bring something different to the table GG.

 

Haters should just shut up

[GammaGlobulin]

22 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

your threads remind me of the roadrunner in looney tunes.

 

your threads are over the top and silly. like the coyote's traps. 

 

 

I will take this as a compliment. 

 

Or, a condiment, like rhubarb, or pickles. 

[PFMills]

Leaning a little further over the sink.      Now you’re talking GG

[DaLa]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

During my years in Thailand, I have read much about Isaan. 

 

Yet, little of the quality of the kitchen sinks of Isaan have I read. 

 

Isaan is a place I wish to visit. 

 

I can feel Isaan beckoning me now, in my increasingly advanced age. 

 

I feel some sort of rejuvenation coming on, just in the mulling of the romanticized name, Isaan. 

 

 

Great acting by Michael Caine, unfortunately I’m not into farces. The Carry On franchise failed to amuse me totally.

 

I haven’t watched ‘Noises Off’, however if it’s Michael Caine, humour and pretty women you seek then spend 1hour 40 minutes feasting on ‘Blame it on Rio’

 

You may imagine 18 year old Michelle Johnson and 20 year old Demi Moore at the kitchen sink washing the dishes. Forget Isaan and enjoy the views of the January River.

 

I’m torn between being rejuvenated by a Thai lady or Demi Moore.

[Hummin]

13 minutes ago, DaLa said:

Great acting by Michael Caine, unfortunately I’m not into farces. The Carry On franchise failed to amuse me totally.

 

I haven’t watched ‘Noises Off’, however if it’s Michael Caine, humour and pretty women you seek then spend 1hour 40 minutes feasting on ‘Blame it on Rio’

 

You may imagine 18 year old Michelle Johnson and 20 year old Demi Moore at the kitchen sink washing the dishes. Forget Isaan and enjoy the views of the January River.

 

I’m torn between being rejuvenated by a Thai lady or Demi Moore.

Demi More pottery scene doesnt affect me now, but back then 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

34 minutes ago, DaLa said:

Great acting by Michael Caine, unfortunately I’m not into farces. The Carry On franchise failed to amuse me totally.

 

I haven’t watched ‘Noises Off’, however if it’s Michael Caine, humour and pretty women you seek then spend 1hour 40 minutes feasting on ‘Blame it on Rio’

 

You may imagine 18 year old Michelle Johnson and 20 year old Demi Moore at the kitchen sink washing the dishes. Forget Isaan and enjoy the views of the January River.

 

I’m torn between being rejuvenated by a Thai lady or Demi Moore.

I assume you mean Demi Moore in her military uniform. 

 

That film was over-rated. 

 

I'm not into GI Janes. 

 

Too many Toms around here, as it is... 

 

 

 

 

[bkk6060]

Yes, I love watching it a short cute girl taking care of her duties.

In the west, the women are mostly fat and almost 6 feet tall now.  They throw them in a dishwasher and turn on the knob.  Bunch of laziness.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, bkk6060 said:

Yes, I love watching it a short cute girl taking care of her duties.

In the west, the women are mostly fat and almost 6 feet tall now.  They throw them in a dishwasher and turn on the knob.  Bunch of laziness.

If they turn on your knob, then why are you complaining? 

 

 

[KhunLA]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Yet, little of the quality of the kitchen sinks of Isaan have I read. 

The Isan kitchen sink.  Apparently they last for decades and are recyclable.  Versatile also, as does a fine job for washing clothes, or bathtub.

 

 

[Smokey and the Bandit]

5 hours ago, Boomer6969 said:

I do the dishes. She supervises the girls' homework. Not everyone is a male chauvinist pig.

Some of us have a sense of humor? Sadly others do not?

[1FinickyOne]

cute while cooking too...

 

[mikeymike100]

46 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

If they turn on your knob, then why are you complaining? 

 

 

Very good, that deserves a smiley emoticon, but they have disappeared, sadly?

[GammaGlobulin]

27 minutes ago, mikeymike100 said:

Very good, that deserves a smiley emoticon, but they have disappeared, sadly?

Double (triple) entendre is still not disallowed, apparently, yet.