1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

No, it means it is 1st April ! 555

Yeah.

I said something like that but more direct and got deleted.........

 

time for a ChatGPT rap song:

 

Write a rap song in the style of Jay-Z about Bitcoin

 

 

Verse 1:
I’m the king of the crypto craze
Ridin’ the waves of the Bitcoin blaze
I ain’t afraid of no market crash
I’m stackin’ up, my portfolio’s a stash

Chorus:
I’m makin’ moves with my Bitcoin
Stackin’ up, ain’t no way I’m gonna quit it
I’m the master of the blockchain
I’m makin’ moves with my Bitcoin

Was AMAZED alright...at how trivial, rudimentary and useless it is❗Underwhelming is putting it mildly.

 

Fired off some questions yesterday and asked it to write an essay on an easy topic. Got no real answers. Got one paragraph, which isn't an essay, of the most basic, dim, 7th grade level info. Didn't have any real answers on anything. Zero good info other than basic common-knowledge advice. No opinions. No sense of humor. If this is AI, then I call it BS. 

 

Google Assistant is 1000 times better. 

"90% of the news team will be replaced".

This is very worrying and wrong on so many levels.

 

How will I feed my children?

 

Rooster

 

5 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

That's when I say goodbye AN

Have to say that I agree with you - although I will continue to be a lurker as the site is useful for information.

 

If this is true, I'm outta here.

Then I saw today's date - phew !

However folks.  Have you noticed what day it is yet?

AI - Hal 9000.

2001, A Space Odyssey 

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Members will soon be able to change preferences to auto-answer topics with realistic, automated replies that consider previous posting history.  Member settings allow for automatic posting of replies, freeing up time when not at the keyboard. 

Nice one, and not a day too early (or too late for that matter).

Just now, tpbon said:

AI - Hal 9000.

2001, A Space Odyssey 

 

Daisy-Daisy ...

Conundrum of the day - "why do turkeys sign up for Thanksgiving?"

The stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze me.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Emails to Support will be exclusively answered by the AI system.

Isn't this similar to the automated phone answer systems that have people tearing their hair out in frustration? No human interaction, no-one to contact in the case of an inadequate answer? The world continues to go into reverse.

 

 

Hmmmmm it seems the ChatGPT moderator is already hard at work, removing any reference to the date.

You almost had me! ????????????????????

They've obviously been field testing this under username Liverpool Lou

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Member settings allow for automatic posting of replies, freeing up time when not at the keyboard. 

I'd happily pay a subscription fee for this service. How about $8 per month? ????

Nice April fools Day joke. I nearly fell for it

I aint learnin' no chat thang!!!!  

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated! 

Can't wait to see britmans bot posts. 

I shall be looking forward to steven100's automated "I love Prayut" posts, spidermike's "everyone despises Prayut" posts and various "is it April 1st already" posts?

 

Talking of which,,...............

 

 

I see that the Italian government has banned this system, so thanks but no thanks

Euh.... Happy April 1st.

11 minutes ago, Lemsta69 said:

I'd happily pay a subscription fee for this service. How about $8 per month? ????

I hope the boffins at AN consider this. And pay a sizable chunk of the subscription fee to journalists who will be out of work through no fault of their own.

 

It is even more imperative that we seek alternative ways of earning a living:

 

Rooster

'an error occurred, please try again...'

 

well thats about as useful as a chocolate tea pot!

6 minutes ago, yardrunner said:

I see that the Italian government has banned this system, so thanks but no thanks

I am sure the Thai government will follow suit when they realize how many people - including the free press - will be put out of work by this "Microsoft Madness"

 

Rooster

Will the AI understand sarcasm?  If so , will the AI drop the dime on me?

here we go: George Carlin's wait has ended: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups'. 

2 minutes ago, BostonRob2 said:

I hope the boffins at AN consider this. And pay a sizable chunk of the subscription fee to journalists who will be out of work through no fault of their own.

 

It is even more imperative that we seek alternative ways of earning a living:

 

Rooster

That's a great idea Rooster, let us know when you're up and running. If it proves to be a succes then perhaps you can expand into the tour guide business with one of these...

 

I wonder if AI can use a calendar.

April I

Maybe AI stands for this date, now there's a thought (A for April and it's a 1 and not an I)