Beach road - where are the freelancers?

[Sandboxer]

Bars way too noisy for me, so I'd like to try the famous alternative. Which part/stretch of beach rd. has the highest concentration of freelance therapists?

 

My first time in town, so it would help if you added a landmark ("the 100 meters to the left and right opposite of Central" or something to that extent).

 

I'm a pretty seasoned monger (Philippines/BKK/Patong, etc) so need for the usual obvious advice about security/disease etc......just want to know what the best stretch of road is.

 

Thanks!

[JimTripper]

Walk towards the beach. Need a map?

[simon43]

Go to Beach Road at the Walking Street end.

 

Start walking towards the north end of Beach Road

 

You will soon spot several ugly, fat, elderly women (they may actually be men), all 'waiting for a bus that never comes'

 

Those are your freelancers.

 

Good luck!

[Sandboxer]

13 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Those are your freelancers.

Lol, ok so no 20 yr old beauty queens. Point taken.

 

But is it really that bad? As long as the chassis is fairly slim and she has the right chromosome, I don't care too much if se looks like Quasimodo's slightly less ugly sister ????

 

[StayinThailand2much]

6 minutes ago, Sandboxer said:

Lol, ok so no 20 yr old beauty queens. Point taken.

You're a few years too late. 

[ArnieP]

A YouTube search for ‘Beach Road Pattaya today’ may prove instructive.

[simon43]

12 minutes ago, Sandboxer said:

Lol, ok so no 20 yr old beauty queens. Point taken.

 

But is it really that bad? As long as the chassis is fairly slim and she has the right chromosome, I don't care too much if se looks like Quasimodo's slightly less ugly sister ????

 

I think the 20 year olds are all at home finding punters using social media.  Only the unwanted still do street-walking....

[thaibeachlovers]

24 minutes ago, Sandboxer said:

Lol, ok so no 20 yr old beauty queens. Point taken.

 

But is it really that bad? As long as the chassis is fairly slim and she has the right chromosome, I don't care too much if se looks like Quasimodo's slightly less ugly sister ????

 

You do realise I hope, that because they are "freelancers" if they take the opportunity to steal everything they can get their hands on, you, and the cops, probably have zero chance of finding her again.

 

If for nothing else, a girl from a bar offers some protection on that regard.

 

 

[thaibeachlovers]

14 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I think the 20 year olds are all at home finding punters using social media.  Only the unwanted still do street-walking....

Agreed. Why bother taking the chance of having to pay off the cops, when one can do it from the comfort of one's home.

[petermik]

 

 

Suggest you hang around opposite Central Festival wearing your best bib and tucker and as soon as word gets round you have hit Town the gals will come a runnin.........????????????

[n00dle]

36 minutes ago, Sandboxer said:

Lol, ok so no 20 yr old beauty queens. Point taken.

 

But is it really that bad? As long as the chassis is fairly slim and she has the right chromosome, I don't care too much if se looks like Quasimodo's slightly less ugly sister ????

 

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[EVENKEEL]

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[JimTripper]

Hello

[proton]

12 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You do realise I hope, that because they are "freelancers" if they take the opportunity to steal everything they can get their hands on, you, and the cops, probably have zero chance of finding her again.

 

If for nothing else, a girl from a bar offers some protection on that regard.

 

 

He did not want security advice says he is an experienced 'monger'- sex tourist ???? who can't find a tart in an open air brothel!

[KhunBENQ]

27 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I think the 20 year olds are all at home finding punters using social media.

At least a hundred online anytime up to 25 yr old at a popular site.

[scubascuba3]

Lately it's best Mike Shopping Mall to Walking St, occasional diamond in the rough. Lot's of freelancers also hang outside the indian hotels on 2nd road by Pratumnak, tend to be pom pui but occasional slim one

[ChipButty]

12 minutes ago, KhunBENQ said:

At least a hundred online anytime up to 25 yr old at a popular site.

Which site is that? I'm asking for a friend

[Sandboxer]

3 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Lately it's best Mike Shopping Mall to Walking St, occasional diamond in the rough. Lot's of freelancers also hang outside the indian hotels on 2nd road by Pratumnak, tend to be pom pui but occasional slim one

Thanks!

 

 

 

 

[KhunBENQ]

9 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Which site is that? I'm asking for a friend

thaifriendly.com

 

Really useful only with a "premium" account (800/month, can be terminated anytime). Free version is very restricted.

It takes a bit of learning and careful reading to find what the women are looking for. The site does not allow explicit pictures and overly direct language.

There is plenty of women searching for serious/boyfriend and even further.

BTW the desktop site of the forum shows a "Dating" link on top

For Pattaya you find a lot of "customer service" girls.

For a typical provincial town absolutely none!

[Pouatchee]

1 hour ago, Sandboxer said:

Suggest you re-read my question before you feel stupid.

Discreet pervs don't bother me, usually. Pervs like you who advertise like you do that is a different story. Your post borders on disgusting me.

[owl sees all]

26 minutes ago, petermik said:

 

 

Suggest you hang around opposite Central Festival wearing your best bib and tucker and as soon as word gets round you have hit Town the gals will come a runnin.........????????????

Start at the bins on the north end of Walking street. Walk north counting the tree offs on the beach side. I always saw a nice bit of fluff at tree number 23.

[StayinThailand2much]

11 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Lately it's best Mike Shopping Mall to Walking St, occasional diamond in the rough. Lot's of freelancers also hang outside the indian hotels on 2nd road by Pratumnak, tend to be pom pui but occasional slim one

That might explain why a chick I met spent several months in India, but slso Bahrain...

[StayinThailand2much]

2 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Start at the bins on the north end of Walking street. Walk north counting the tree offs on the beach side. I always saw a nice bit of fluff at tree number 23.

They should number the trees like in Hong Kong. Might help tourism, LOL.

[scubascuba3]

3 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Start at the bins on the north end of Walking street. Walk north counting the tree offs on the beach side. I always saw a nice bit of fluff at tree number 23.

Nice one, i also count down the electric boxes

[champers]

All the beach "plots" are numbered on the big blue freezer box. Number 1 is at Dusit Thani end.

[Sandboxer]

4 minutes ago, Pouatchee said:

Pervs like you who advertise like you do that is a different story. Your post borders on disgusting me.

I too disgust myself, but this is the exact reason I'm looking for economy therapists! Can't afford the pricey doctors in Agogos????  

[Pouatchee]

Just now, Sandboxer said:

I too disgust myself, but this is the exact reason I'm looking for economy therapists! Can't afford the pricey doctors in Agogos????  

Weirdo

[petermik]

1 minute ago, Sandboxer said:

I too disgust myself, but this is the exact reason I'm looking for economy therapists! Can't afford the pricey doctors in Agogos????  

 

1 minute ago, Pouatchee said:

Weirdo

Nah tongue in cheek......????

[StayinThailand2much]

4 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Nice one, i also count down the electric boxes

Counting the new (?) police boxes along the promenade might be helpful too.

 

As for the 'girls', the ladyboys have been near Walking Street like forever. The women mostly look plump, with few cuties in between. Can't be bothered to approach them, as I expect 'rush rush service at moon prices'...

[owl sees all]

4 minutes ago, StayinThailand2much said:

They should number the trees like in Hong Kong. Might help tourism, LOL.

Good point SiT2m.

 

If one wants - shall we say a more sophisticated lady - one should do what I did when I first ventured into Pattaya. Seek out the clubs and events that only the professional ladies go to. Professional in the 'skilled' sense of the word.

And what would those be?  Well swimming competitions, fencing and chess.

There was a thriving chess club in Hua Hin a few years back. Over the chippy on a Friday evening. Some of the ladies were quite good with their gambits.