Don't be Bald

[Bobthegimp]

Take whatever pills, injections or enemas required to keep your hair, because the girls will be looking at the only guy in the bar with hair as though he was swart and well endowed.   That is all. 

[Prubangboy]

In the position they typically end up in, just how much of the top of your head are they really going to see?

[observer90210]

4 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

In the position they typically end up in, just how much of the top of your head are they really going to see?

you made my day...😂

[2baht]

Comb over??? 🤣

[observer90210]

One cannot fight genetics. On the other hand, the hair implant surgeon, can, at a cost 

 

But often one can see in the streets,  the gardening done on the implanted heads,   a mile away usually on the front part of the hairline. A bit like sleepy Joe..... Which is why a reputable surgeon would be better with of course a reputable price tag.

[2baht]

6 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

One cannot fight genetics. On the other hand, the hair implant surgeon, can, at a cost 

 

But often one can see in the streets,  the gardening done on the implanted heads,   a mile away usually on the front part of the hairline. A bit like sleepy Joe..... Which is why a reputable surgeon would be better with of course a reputable price tag.

 

        Why not just go with nature and accept baldness? Is vanity that important??? The lengths people go to to hide their baldness makes them look sillier!

 

 

[observer90210]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

 

        Why not just go with nature and accept baldness? Is vanity that important???

Cannot say yet my dear fellow. Have not yet lost any hair either above, below or behind 😂... but if anybody feels better hiding it, I don't see the problem in people to feel confortable with themselves ??

[daveAustin]

Insecure, much. Kojak and Bruce Willis never had an issue. You’d be better off focusing on your hygiene, weight, fitness and attire if you want to impress the girls… or boys. 

[2baht]

1 minute ago, daveAustin said:

You’d be better off focusing on your hygiene, weight, fitness and attire if you want to impress the girls

 

      Money compensates for many shortcomings! 

[Bobthegimp]

4 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

One cannot fight genetics. On the other hand, the hair implant surgeon, can, at a cost 

 

But often one can see in the streets,  the gardening done on the implanted heads,   a mile away usually on the front part of the hairline. A bit like sleepy Joe..... Which is why a reputable surgeon would be better with of course a reputable price tag.

  One can smell <deleted>ty Joe's diaper before they see his aged hair plugs, which don't pass for a modern procedure.  

 

Mind you, if he stumbled into a bar with his graft filled wallet the cash would make him a very sexy, though stinky geezer. 

 

His son seems to do exceedingly well, especially with young ladies who share the same genetic material with him, with the exception of a former president's daughter.

 

[observer90210]

1 minute ago, Bobthegimp said:

  One can smell <deleted>ty Joe's diaper before they see his aged hair plugs, which don't pass for a modern procedure.  

 

Mind you, if he stumbled into a bar with his graft filled wallet the cash would make him a very sexy, though stinky geezer. 

 

His son seems to do exceedingly well, especially with young ladies who share the same genetic material with him, with the exception of a former president's daughter.

 

Very true and definately the boy is a quality tourist one would not want to chance banging into, in the Gents room,  powdering his nose with white talc.

[2baht]

Just now, Bobthegimp said:

  One can smell <deleted>ty Joe's diaper before they see his aged hair plugs, which don't pass for a modern procedure.  

 

Mind you, if he stumbled into a bar with his graft filled wallet the cash would make him a very sexy, though stinky geezer. 

 

His son seems to do exceedingly well, especially with young ladies who share the same genetic material with him, with the exception of a former president's daughter.

 

 

       I'll bet he would'nt be stupid enough to pay a girl $130,000 to keep quiet! 😏

[Bobthegimp]

7 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

        Why not just go with nature and accept baldness? Is vanity that important??? The lengths people go to to hide their baldness makes them look sillier!

 

 

It is important to the hos.

 

As an almost bald man I'll say this: in the valley of the bald, the one haired man is king. 

[bkk6060]

Vin Diesel, The Rock, Jason Statum look no good?

Lots of ladies like hairless, but if a bald man weighs 300 pounds, stinks, unshaven, 6XL plaid shirt, dirty cargo shorts and sandals the girls probably think he is a big time loser.

[observer90210]

Just now, bkk6060 said:

Vin Diesel, The Rock, Jason Statum look no good?

Lots of ladies like hairless, but if a nald man weighs 300 pounds, unshaven, 6XL plaid shirt, dirty cargo shorts and sandals the girls probably think he is a big time loser.

I think it's their money and notoriety that makes them so hansum.....

[2baht]

Just now, bkk6060 said:

Lots of ladies like hairless, but if a nald man weighs 300 pounds, unshaven, 6XL plaid shirt, dirty cargo shorts and sandals the girls probably think.......

 

............ the fat wallet covers all! 😘 Nald or not! 🙄

[Bobthegimp]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

 

       I'll bet he would'nt be stupid enough to pay a girl $130,000 to keep quiet! 😏

 

No, but he did shower with Ashley when she was 14.  

 

Here's a third option: neither is fit to represent the citizens of that country, who are mostly moral and decent people. 

[Bobthegimp]

3 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Vin Diesel, The Rock, Jason Statum look no good?

Lots of ladies like hairless, but if a bald man weighs 300 pounds, stinks, unshaven, 6XL plaid shirt, dirty cargo shorts and sandals the girls probably think he is a big time loser.

Sorry, they weren't in the bar tonight and probably wouldn't go home with fellow glabrous fellows with a man-crush on them. 

[observer90210]

2 minutes ago, Bobthegimp said:

 

No, but he did shower with Ashley when she was 14.  

 

Here's a third option: neither is fit to represent the citizens of that country, who are mostly moral and decent people. 

Was Clinton the horn blower any better ? Very popular though....

[roo860]

Easy to resolve. 

[Bobthegimp]

6 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Vin Diesel, The Rock, Jason Statum look no good?

Lots of ladies like hairless, but if a bald man weighs 300 pounds, stinks, unshaven, 6XL plaid shirt, dirty cargo shorts and sandals the girls probably think he is a big time loser.

Hey, no need to get personal. I call them as I see them. 

[Bobthegimp]

3 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

Was Clinton the horn blower any better ? Very popular though....

Yes, especially with his victims. 

[observer90210]

1 minute ago, Bobthegimp said:

Yes, especially with his victims. 

Very true. Wonder if he gave them the empty cigar box with a dedicated autograph as a souvenir ?

[stoner]

1 hour ago, Bobthegimp said:

Take whatever pills, injections or enemas required to keep your hair, because the girls will be looking at the only guy in the bar with hair as though he was swart and well endowed.   That is all. 

 

na you just ugly is all.

[JimTripper]

1 hour ago, daveAustin said:

Insecure, much. Kojak and Bruce Willis never had an issue. You’d be better off focusing on your hygiene, weight, fitness and attire if you want to impress the girls… or boys. 

there is a huge difference between balding and shaven. kojak and bruce willis were shaven.

 

the worst option would be someone who is trying to hide balding by combing it over, using gels, and what have you.

 

best option probably if you are balding is to just shave it like many professional athletes do.

 

like everything else, it's about manning up and taking care of yourself and not just "letting it go" in so many areas like a lot of guys do here.

[retarius]

I have a full head of hair and a tiny penis so they would be really disappointed when they go me to the room in the back. 

[Lacessit]

Baldness is caused by excess testosterone, it's the guys who have a full head of hair who should worry about getting it up.

[ravip]

2 hours ago, observer90210 said:

Cannot say yet my dear fellow. Have not yet lost any hair either above, below or behind 😂... but if anybody feels better hiding it, I don't see the p

2 hours ago, observer90210 said:

Cannot say yet my dear fellow. Have not yet lost any hair either above, below or behind 😂... but if anybody feels better hiding it, I don't see the problem in people to feel confortable with themselves ??

roblem in people to feel confortable with themselves ??

Take care of the ' above'.

Below and behind is not an issue,  usually. 

[observer90210]

Just now, ravip said:

Take care of the ' above'.

Below and behind is not an issue,  usually. 

Cannot say...never tried a LB 😬

[Liverpool Lou]

35 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

best option probably if you are balding is to just shave it like many professional athletes do.

 

like everything else, it's about manning up

The sad thing is that, due to their vanity and insecurity, many head shavers mistakenly think shaving does make them (more of) a man when all it does is confirm that they're 100% slapheads!