Does your wife have stupid friends?

[Goat]

3 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Didn't yours run off with a Brit?

She is back now. The Brit mistook her for a Ladyboy so was dissapointed. Gave her 2,000 baht and sent her on her way.

[BritManToo]

1 hour ago, BigStar said:

 

Actually it's just receiving service for payments. The exact amount of payment, in total, including full tuition for her daughter, won't be revealed.

The full payment was as little as possible.

[brianthainess]

2 hours ago, HugoFastor said:

Way to go, marry a mute and it makes life much more peaceful. 

Yes but if they can sign and get drunk, it can be very distracting when they start singing. 

[HugoFastor]

6 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

Yes but if they can sign and get drunk, it can be very distracting when they start singing. 

Valid point, but I was assuming he was clever enough to marry a deaf one with no arms or limbs either. 

[brianthainess]

5 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

Who does your wife love that you strive to avoid?

An Alcoholic woman, who no one else wants to drink with, is heavily into the local Chinese Temple, believes in those shamans, and Magic, and takes my wife along. She speaks English quite well, I told her your Mucking Fental. 

          The Shaman that came to my house under construction, the first post was being set

     Well at least it might keep any Chinese bad spirits away.

 

[brianthainess]

14 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

Valid point, but I was assuming he was clever enough to marry a deaf one with no arms or limbs either. 

No arms would be no good, how would she do the washing up, and cleaning? Plus you'd have to feed her and clean her Ass.

Edited February 23 by brianthainess

[HugoFastor]

1 minute ago, brianthainess said:

No arms would be no good, how would she do the washing up, and cleaning?

Wouldn't you have a maid for that? And just as long as you don't pull an Arnold Schwarzenegger with the maid, you should be great. 

[Fat is a type of crazy]

It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice. Canadians from the cold are gonna wanna talk about the heat and will feel they have some expertise about what to wear in the cold. Sure you could have found some common ground on something and they may then drop their guard and not be as boring - probably due to shyness and unfamiliar surroundings.  

[Liverpool Lou]

6 hours ago, Goat said:

7 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

On the three occasions that I had a wife

If they keep leaving you must be doing it wrong.

What makes you think that they left me?   I did do it right.

Edited February 23 by Liverpool Lou

[ravip]

Does your wife have stupid friends?

 

Very embarrassing question !

If my wife has a majority of stupid friends, I guess my wife is stupid. If I chose a stupid wife, I have to be the stupidest of them all! IMHO

[ABCDBKK]

14 minutes ago, ravip said:

Does your wife have stupid friends?

 

Very embarrassing question !

If my wife has a majority of stupid friends, I guess my wife is stupid. If I chose a stupid wife, I have to be the stupidest of them all! IMHO

Extremely hard to argue that point. Full marks on that one. 
 

But the bigger question is would you still have a wife if I told you she might turn out to be stupid?

[ravip]

7 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

Extremely hard to argue that point. Full marks on that one. 
 

But the bigger question is would you still have a wife if I told you she might turn out to be stupid?

😂 Maybe not! I might be wary of how you know that!

[ABCDBKK]

8 minutes ago, ravip said:

😂 Maybe not! I might be wary of how you know that!

Truth be told, having a stupid wife might not bad such a bad idea. There are probably many men out there who have been with smart wives for many years already and would pay handsomely for a stupid one. 

[sherwood]

My wife has no stupid friends and all her friends will tell you the same. Lol

[Keeps]

5 hours ago, Goat said:

She is back now. The Brit mistook her for a Ladyboy so was dissapointed. Gave her 2,000 baht and sent her on her way.

So she looks like a fella then?

[noobexpat]

8 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I'm into my wife 3x a week!

 

Does she notice? 

[ABCDBKK]

13 minutes ago, noobexpat said:

 

Does she notice? 

 

Prolly only if he is rude and makes a loud noise that wakes her up. 😕

[still kicking]

Yes, she mentioned your name but maybe I misheard.

[Celsius]

My wife has MBA so naturally all her friends are not stupid 

[noobexpat]

3 minutes ago, Celsius said:

My wife has MBA so naturally all her friends are not stupid 

 

Yet she marries a 3rd time divorcee? ...i guess we can assume she's smart but not picky 

 

[NanLaew]

11 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

I'm in Nimman, it's more far left than Copehagan. 

And Trumpies prefer a restaurant with a fixin's bar to an izakaya.

 

Quite the pigeonholer too.

 

Maybe next time, ask RainMan, or blackturtleneck  if he too has any peristeronic inclinations?

[HugoFastor]

2 hours ago, Celsius said:

My wife has MBA so naturally all her friends are not stupid 

I didn't know that a woman who has a menstrual biomass analysis done could effect the intelligence of her friends. Can you please explain the theory behind that?

[Celsius]

4 hours ago, noobexpat said:

 

Yet she marries a 3rd time divorcee? ...i guess we can assume she's smart but not picky 

 

 

That is me, not her. Do try to keep up

[chuang]

16 hours ago, Dante99 said:

So you were unable to  find anything to talk about that caught their interest and got them talking.  And it is their fault.

Should talk about birds and bees..

[2long]

Apparently my wife has a really stupid husband, but I don't understand what people mean.

[zhounan]

I don't know if they're stupid, but definitely childish.

 

[SingAPorn]

She has really hot girlfriends that come in very handy when she is out with other friends on a ladies kitty tea party. 😜

[spidermike007]

Mine has alot of friends who drink like fish. They complain about being hung over the next day. It is as if they cannot connect the result with the action. 

 

When young, we all drink too much from time to time. But, these women are in their 40s and 50s. At a given point in time it starts to become silly, dangerous to one's health and just bizarre. 

Edited February 24 by spidermike007

[ross163103]

Yes, and stupid family also; just so there's no confusion on here, she admits it.

[sheldoncollier]

Yes.