8 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

Yes, clearly only a man wholly disinterested in looks and devoid of the most minimal aesthetic sense could declare Phuket girl a 3. At least the truth comes out now. 

 

Since you lack any sense for the aesthetic at least remain silent then on the looks issue, as behooves a man who has no sense for aesthetics. 

 

 

20 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Go there and help them

 

You'd like that wouldn't you? I'm struck down by a hale of Cambodian bullets, Joseph organises the party and you and Celsius come to dance on my grave. 

 

Well, solving thorny problems is my speciality. I already have 3 possible solutions to this problem None of which involve me facing Cambodian commandos. 

 

So if you're wishing for Cameroni to die a savage death in a war zone, I have to disappoint you. 

 

The nerve, doesn't even dare to post a photo of his hideous crypt keeper but wants to send me to a war zone. 

 

Shameless. 

33 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

48 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

like watching someone strut around thinking they’re Voltaire when, to paraphrase Madame Thenardier... "there’s not much there !!"

Lol,yes, you're a pro, clearly. 

Contrived much? 

 

No...... I'm no Pro... the women in your employ are !

 

33 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

48 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

In Thailand, defamation laws are broad - anyone can potentially file a complaint

Lol, yes, any anyone can file a complaint but only the subject of the alleged defamation could proceed with an action, you amateur. Like Colonel Sanders leave the legal niceties to the professionals. 

 

Nope... While the subject of the alleged defamation usually initiates legal action, third parties or public prosecutors can also become involved if the case is deemed to affect public order or public interest..

 

It might be in the public interest if you a scouring internet pages for the purposes of paying for women and posting their photos and the details of your sexual interactions online.

 

 

33 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

48 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

there’s zero public interest in your so-called “otherworldly 10s....

Clearly. Hence you show up every day. You're a fan, admit it. 

 

That is correct - I am a fan !!! - you are quite amusing... entertainment (in a laugh at manner).

 

33 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

48 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

announcing she was a miss-universe

I never said any such thing, I merely said she was a solid 8. Which is just the truth. 

 

Actually, you said she was a 9, then a 9.5.. and then added - with personality, a 10.. 

 

All of which a delusion - a 3... who demands money and will suck a golfball through a garden hose for a payout - no wonder those lips are swollen... 

17 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

I told her if she goes I go. 

 

I have to. I can't let her go into a war zone alone. 

 

I know...   just imagine... all those soldiers !!!...  she'd make a fortune !!! 

 

17 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

My code of honour would prevent me from such lowly behaviour. 

 

I think your 'code of honour' has already been laid out on the line - lets not try and polish that little turd... 

 

 

23 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

I told her if she goes I go. 

 

I have to. I can't let her go into a war zone alone. 

 

My code of honour would prevent me from such lowly behaviour. 

"Code of honour" - You have posted photographs and very intimate details of this woman, for all to see and comment upon. You are far from being a gentleman (IMO).

8 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

You'd like that wouldn't you? I'm struck down by a hale of Cambodian bullets, Joseph organises the party and you and Celsius come to dance on my grave. 

 

Well, solving thorny problems is my speciality. I already have 3 possible solutions to this problem None of which involve me facing Cambodian commandos. 

 

So if you're wishing for Cameroni to die a savage death in a war zone, I have to disappoint you. 

 

The nerve, doesn't even dare to post a photo of his hideous crypt keeper but wants to send me to a war zone. 

 

Shameless. 

 

Seriously - no... I wouldn't wish any harm on you... I mean that with all genuine sentiment.

 

... back to the fun part...      you don't need to an area a hundred miles from where people have been shooting... you're right - its too risky for such a fragile person like you...  

 

You can just bring her loved ones to you !!! (not all the win riders and van-van boys though)...  I meant the family.... 

 ....Pay for car to bring in the family - do your part !!!..   Show your outstanding moral standards - this is love after-all - you can't have Mother and Father in Law dodging those bullets...

.. and what about your future step-kids - protect them !!! 

 

.. Advice - the brother might not be her brother !!...   doting uncle to the little ones he might appear... 

 

 

 

 

46 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

 

This is the future mother Inlaw you are talking about...   so rude... 

 

Go there and help them...     Drop the outrage... Can't you find space in your house ???

 

You could bring sister back, her new BF and their baby.

You could bring your Girlfriends kids back... and your Mother and Father in law... 

 

Its your time to shine as a loving member of the family.... Whats wrong with you ? - step up !!! 

 

 

He's not allowed there. And she won't bring them to him. She doesn't want her family to know what she really is, sleeping with a man that is probably older than her father for cash rewards - they will put two and two together immediately and that would be shameful for her. It's the same reason she is "too lazy" to go out to meet his supposedly respectable middle class coffee shop Thais.

She'll have an excuse, "too financially onerous", "they don't speak English", "they can go to my ex" (who is almost certainly not her ex). And then she'll tootle off, disappear, to help with "her sister's kids". No doubt she'll be back in Phuket, or with the next mark.

And Cameroni will post that that proves she's a good girl after all. And we'll all laugh, again.

31 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

He's not allowed there. And she won't bring them to him. She doesn't want her family to know what she really is, sleeping with a man that is probably older than her father for cash rewards - they will put two and two together immediately and that would be shameful for her. It's the same reason she is "too lazy" to go out to meet his supposedly respectable middle class coffee shop Thais.

She'll have an excuse, "too financially onerous", "they don't speak English", "they can go to my ex" (who is almost certainly not her ex). And then she'll tootle off, disappear, to help with "her sister's kids". No doubt she'll be back in Phuket, or with the next mark.

And Cameroni will post that that proves she's a good girl after all. And we'll all laugh, again.

 

100%...     followed by...  Filipina Girl is the perfect woman... loyal, honest and an absolute 10... perhaps he'll bring her over..   

... but first their is Chiang Rai girl - 5000 baht is a bargain really..  not for sex.. thats for free.. but she should be compensated for the housework she'll inevitably do !!! 

6 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

23 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

On 12/9/2025 at 11:45 PM, Cameroni said:

Enjoy your varicose vein crypt keeper you're hiding in the basement, Richard. 

Love it, I often wondered where Richard resides 

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Indeed - apparently the basement...        which Cameroni must be able to see from the closet he's hiding in !!!

I love it, lots of banter here, page after page, it's better than being at the cricket. 

 

The Ashes are boring this year, the only entertainment is the Poms verbally attacking their Pomie team mates, they're imploding. 😂

 

5 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Seems you have one of Cameroni's rejects...   Pony up the Wonga - she'll love you long time then !!! 

Ha ha,I deserve that 😞

6 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

5000 baht is a bargain really..

 

You won't get a 9 or 10 for 5000, but for a 4 or 5 it's a pretty good deal if you're on a budget. 

 

It pains me as usual that because of the 12-hour time lag, I'll miss the the most exciting action in this thread.

 

All I can say is hang on Canofwormi, the girl who loves you true will step into your life ONE DAY.

9 minutes ago, Celsius said:

All I can say is hang on Canofwormi, the girl who loves you true will step into your life ONE DAY.

 

And your wife didn't marry you at least 42% to get a visa for Canada and not because of your charm and wit?

Because I've met a few. 

 

48 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

And your wife didn't marry you at least 42% to get a visa for Canada and not because of your charm and wit?

Because I've met a few. 

 

 

I am sure you met a few and don't know any better. She has a sister in Australia and she could easily live there. She like most Thais who don't sell themselves has no interest in leaving Thailand. We are in Canada because of me because my only parent is getting old....among other trivial (tax) reasons I don't want to disclose.

 

Now go ask chatGPT for other reasons why she might hang out with a Serbian refugee.

 

Of course she met me for my charm and wit. I'm amazing.

 

Edit: Just asked my wife why she’s with me. Turns out I had it all wrong—she just wanted to flex at the office that she bagged a farang with a massive schlong.

 

8 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

but first their is Chiang Rai girl - 5000 baht is a bargain really.

 

It was 4000 baht. And she really is lovely, physically. A teacher at a school in Chiang Rai. It's a shame I'm already taken, if not she'd be a dedlight to meet, I'm sure. Love how she's texting consistenly and in great English.

 

8 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

  Filipina Girl is the perfect woman... loyal, honest and an absolute 10... perhaps he'll bring her over..   

 

Filipina virgin is a loyal, honest and very loving woman. She's beautiful, but nowhere near a 10. I'd say a 7.5. That was part of the issue, she didn't knock it out of the park with looks, the way BKK girl and Phuket girl do. Plus there were one or two other issues. But I'd only bring her over if Phuket girl and I are no more, and that is not looking very likely at the moment. Phuket girl seems to be a wiinner.

 

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Of course she met me for my charm and wit. I'm amazing.

 

Yes, clearly you are Oscar Wilde with a Mandingo rod. I'm green with envy, what the internet makes possible.

 

 

So as I was heading out to do my cycling hour, Phuket girl says she'd like some bread. I'm about to throw some toast in the toaster and she says "No, I wait, we eat together".

 

I come back and she's doing dishes.

 

Such a diamond this girl.

'Diamond' in the way that you pay a high price for her? 

According to the picture posted, your rating seems ridiculously high. I reckon it's so that you aren't on your own over Christmas, so you've put your rose coloured glasses are on. I'll give a very generous 5...and that's only due to it being the season of goodwill.

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, FrankieGoesToHolly said:

'Diamond' in the way that you pay a high price for her? 

According to the picture posted, your rating seems ridiculously high. I reckon it's so that you aren't on your own over Christmas, so you've put your rose coloured glasses are on. I'll give a very generous 5...and that's only due to it being the season of goodwill.

 

 

 

 

No, due to her sterling behaviour. After I got back from cycling I asked her "I'll make breakfast, what kind of eggs do you like?" She said "I'll have the same as you" as she finished doing the dishes.

 

What a treasure.

 

It will be such a joy to be with this little diamond over Christmas.

You consider it remarkable that a girl, to whom you pay a salary, does the washing up the day after eating?

That's a low bar you have set for yourself.

10 minutes ago, FrankieGoesToHolly said:

You consider it remarkable that a girl, to whom you pay a salary, does the washing up the day after eating?

That's a low bar you have set for yourself.

 

That's not all, her lying on the couch listening to True Crime in Thai for 4 hours is doing wonders for my Thai vocabulary. I learnt at least 3 new words.

 

And she doesn't pull punches when fighting for the remote, I'm getting real life self defence drills non-stop.

 

 

Better to have loved and lost, than not ever to have loved at all, eh?

On 12/10/2025 at 12:44 PM, josephbloggs said:

Oh dear Rumpole, oh dear. I suggest you do some research on the Thai defamation laws as you couldn't be more wrong. 

 

So that's you then. Go back to page one of this whole ridiculous thread and you call her a "ho", call her immoral, a borderline prostitute, a girl who wants to jump on as many penises as possible, who is unethical. On page two you call her a "cheap nasty slut" who is "worth nothing" and that she is "definitely making money from guys", that she "She may well be a bar girl".

You also repeatedly bang on about how you're too smart to be taken in, no way will you pay for her to come to CM, she disgusts you. Then she hooks you in to the point you go all googly eyed and completely lose any connection to reality - it's been hilarious to watch you unravel as, frankly, it couldn't happen to a nicer person.

So you definitely want to show her what people have been saying? Maybe the part where you describe her anal past, what you do each evening blah blah blah, I am sure she'd love to see that alongside her pictures.

 

 

I know, he contradicts himself without realising it so many times, I suspect mental illness and delusion are partly to blame.

 

I can imagine a criminal case where he is defending a client for the theft of an ice cream from 7/11.

 

The client ends up doing life in prison for murder as he confused the judge with his random accounts of the 'facts'. 😄

 

Or he could simply be taking the piss and we continue to fall for it while he is laughing his head off at us. 

 

4 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

I can imagine a criminal case where he is defending a client for the theft of an ice cream from 7/11.

 

The client ends up doing life in prison for murder as he confused the judge with his random accounts of the 'facts'. 😄

 

Yes, that sounds very cogent.

 

Maybe break the pills in half next time.

38 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

That's not all, her lying on the couch listening to True Crime in Thai for 4 hours is doing wonders for my Thai vocabulary. I learnt at least 3 new words.

 

And she doesn't pull punches when fighting for the remote, I'm getting real life self defence drills non-stop.

 

 

 

Chan

Rak

Thong

 

Are these the 3 words you learnt from her?

 

😂😂😜

 

 

52 minutes ago, Bacon1 said:

 

Chan

Rak

Thong

 

Are these the 3 words you learnt from her?

 

😂😂😜

 

 

 

It was actually :  Rak gun trong nai" (รักกันตรงไหน).

So the lady with the 15000 Baht "job offer" in Phuket contacted her. On a video call, not wearing a top, breasts out. Whilst her Farang boyfriend was pawing her.

 

She just "wanted to have a look" to make sure she looks like the photos. For the "cook" position.

 

I thought the 15000, motorcycle and car, sounded a bit too unbelievable for a cook position. Obviously this Vietnamese lady was looking for something alltogether different than a cook, but a rather a sexual maid servant.

 

Thankfullly living with a decent man now Phuket Girl was able to decline.

 

Cameroni saves another girl from sexual slavery in Thailand.

 

Your'e welcome.

Since we're on the topic  of being a dirty old man this reminds me of this guy on YouTube. He comes to Udon Thani for some women, puts the pussy on the pedestal and calls her queen but she ends up being controlling and not so nice so they split up. Then he finds this mid 20s girl that he's with now at some capacity (not sure if he's getting laid or what).

 

He's 60 I believe so this is a crazy age gap. I honestly didn't think some Thai girl in her 20s would ever even consider this, maybe in the Philippines or some much poorer country but not Thailand. It's highly unusual for normal Thai people to do this kind of thing and people probably think he's her dad.

 

I guess she's getting some money and a nicer lifestyle than a Thai guy her age could give her. Pretty cute too, I'd give her the hot beef injection but I'm 43 and a little too old for such Thai girls who have the mental age of children.

 

Anyways it's interesting the kind of things you can get up to in Thailand if you seek it out.

 

 

31 minutes ago, NorthernRyland said:

I honestly didn't think some Thai girl in her 20s would ever even consider this, maybe in the Philippines or some much poorer country but not Thailand.

 

Yah, I also can hardly believe that PG's Austrian ex was 62, it's mind blowing.

 

I mean it's great news, us younger guys still have a good 10 years or more to lock her down.

 

32 minutes ago, NorthernRyland said:

but she ends up being controlling

 

I know how he feels. PG told me we're "equal", I'm not "Big Boss". But when I want the remote control after she's watched TV for 3 hours, I have to wrestle her and apply Jiu Jutsu just to get the chance of choosing a show. So much for equality then.

 

34 minutes ago, NorthernRyland said:

Thai girls who have the mental age of children.

 

That's really the best part. The fun is off the charts. So crazy and unpredictable. Love it.

 

 

5 hours ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

 

Or he could simply be taking the piss and we continue to fall for it while he is laughing his head off at us. 

 

This! Surely.

2 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

This! Surely.

 

How dare you!