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What do you look for in a Thai Woman?

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On 5/28/2021 at 11:38 AM, BritManToo said:

"What do you look for in a Thai Woman?"

Willingness to have sex with a fat, bald white guy 40 years older than her for very small amounts of money.

 

6. I've never found any Thai woman who likes Marmite on toast.

7. I quite like morlam, so that isn't a problem.

10. They all have great smiles.

You should meet my wife,the only Thai woman i know who loves marmite,must be all those years living in the UK.

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    1.) does not speak english. 2.) big milk. 3.) must be willing to agree to what is essentially a life long sex act that never ends.   

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On 7/12/2021 at 11:49 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

LOL. Just about any long term Thai bargirl can converse in English, despite never having attended university.

Strange, IMO, how some believe that a university "education" is essential to a good life when the world is full of graduates that spent 3 years getting boozed, <deleted> and ended up with a waste of time piece of paper that is only good to work at 7 11 or some equivalent.

It depends on wether you wish to converse about which bourbon is best or thermodynamics and global warming.

You find it with Thai women the same way  as all other women in the world 

On 7/22/2021 at 7:20 PM, Hugh Lao said:

It depends on wether you wish to converse about which bourbon is best or thermodynamics and global warming.

Seriously? Perhaps you don't actually know any bargirls.

They ain't all stupid or alcoholics.

On 7/25/2021 at 5:58 PM, thaibeachlovers said:

Seriously? Perhaps you don't actually know any bargirls.

They ain't all stupid or alcoholics.

Or perhaps you have no idea what I know which is a lot closer to the truth.

On 7/22/2021 at 2:20 PM, Hugh Lao said:

It depends on wether you wish to converse about which bourbon is best or thermodynamics and global warming.

Bar girls aren't for that!

On 7/12/2021 at 11:49 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

LOL. Just about any long term Thai bargirl can converse in English, despite never having attended university.

Strange, IMO, how some believe that a university "education" is essential to a good life when the world is full of graduates that spent 3 years getting boozed, <deleted> and ended up with a waste of time piece of paper that is only good to work at 7 11 or some equivalent.

Rich blokes dropped out of uni

How come nobody mention having more than one wife or at least mia noi?

On 5/28/2021 at 12:02 PM, worgeordie said:

Honest , Reliable , Caring , a saver not a spender , 

not afraid of hard work , that's it I think......

regards Worgeordie

You could have most of those item WITHOUT a wife.

Just now, 2009 said:

You could have most of those item WITHOUT a wife.

Who would wipe my @rse when i am too old  to, I ain't going in

no care home, and it can get very lonely when you get old. we

have been together for 34 years and I don't regret a day.

regards worgeordie

2 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Who would wipe my @rse when i am too old  to, I ain't going in

no care home, and it can get very lonely when you get old. we

have been together for 34 years and I don't regret a day.

regards worgeordie

Oh man

16 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Who would wipe my @rse when i am too old  to, I ain't going in

no care home, and it can get very lonely when you get old. we

have been together for 34 years and I don't regret a day.

regards worgeordie

You better hope that she doesn't have a serious traffic accident, stroke or heart attack then. No guarantees she'll still be around when you get that decrepit.

Have you got a plan B?

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16 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Who would wipe my @rse when i am too old  to, I ain't going in

no care home, and it can get very lonely when you get old. we

have been together for 34 years and I don't regret a day.

regards worgeordie

Usually they don't stick around for that bit.

Just now, BritManToo said:

Usually they don't stick around for that bit.

My wife certainly wouldn't. She got PO having to drive me to the hospital everyday after an accident. I couldn't even imagine her doing any personal cares for me.

That's when I started to realise that perhaps staying married to her might not be a plan A.

On 5/28/2021 at 12:20 PM, CALSinCM said:

An anatomically correct female.

 

some guys I know would not care to agree with you on that...........

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You better hope that she doesn't have a serious traffic accident, stroke or heart attack then. No guarantees she'll still be around when you get that decrepit.

Have you got a plan B?

Yes she could die with Covid , or I could , life's a bitch.

What's your plan A ?

regards worgeordie

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

Usually they don't stick around for that bit.

Some do, and I have one. The first one won't I know that.

regards Worgeordie

2 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Usually they don't stick around for that bit.

Bum gun

 

 

On 5/28/2021 at 11:38 AM, BritManToo said:

"What do you look for in a Thai Woman?"

Willingness to have sex with a fat, bald white guy 40 years older than her for very small amounts of money.

 

6. I've never found any Thai woman who likes Marmite on toast.

7. I quite like morlam, so that isn't a problem.

10. They all have great smiles.

My wife loves marmite on toast,but then before we came back here she did live in the UK  for many years,and our son spent his junior years in school in the Uk,but he hates marmite,she is the only Thai i have ever known who likes it, 

6 minutes ago, bert bloggs said:

My wife loves marmite on toast,but then before we came back here she did live in the UK  for many years,and our son spent his junior years in school in the Uk,but he hates marmite,she is the only Thai i have ever known who likes it, 

Marmite very important

 

18 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Yes she could die with Covid , or I could , life's a bitch.

What's your plan A ?

regards worgeordie

Something terminal.

On 5/28/2021 at 3:24 PM, bolt said:

why would you want your wife to have a deep throat???

 

thats what girlfriends are for 

You know it's highly overrated.

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