When I first went to Thailand and I heard the girls saying "I love you long time"

I took it to be literally . 

Now I realise that they were just taking the P .

The "Me love you long time" phrase . 

The joke was on us who believed it and took it literally .

Well pleased that I've got a bit older and now understand .

They were ridiculing us  

But so many of us can't deny that the "You hansum man" still remains true to this day ????

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

3 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

????

6 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

they know a fat wallet looking to lighten up when they see one. 

I always thought it meant they agreed to cuddle for at least 30 seconds, after the first 30 seconds.

Their joke "Me love you long time " was ;

We have sex tonight and we can be friends the day after that .

Didn't mention that the day after that , you had to pay again 

The sad part is that now, even if the girl really want to love me long time i won't be able to recuperate given that the machine is not what IT used to be...

2 minutes ago, ezzra said:

The sad part is that now, even if the girl really want to love me long time i won't be able to recuperate given that the machine is not what IT used to be...

Have no worries about that, they have the tools to solve that problem ,you just need to supply the batteries. ????

I think that the standard of eye care, and perception is sadly lacking here now.

I remember when I used to walk along past the bars I used to hear a chorus of "hello Hansum man", and "
where you go, I come too"

Now all I get is "Hello Pap, you need a chair"...................

Me luv you long time 

 

 

You are just figuring this stuff out now?

 

40 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

The joke was on us who believed it and took it literally .

Well pleased that I've got a bit older and now understand .

 

1 minute ago, 1FinickyOne said:

You are just figuring this stuff out now?

 

 

Took me a while..................slow learner kind of thing 

What can I do ?

Just now, Mac Mickmanus said:

Took me a while..................slow learner kind of thing 

What can I do ?

I guess you can go short time and will likely forget the sales pitch by the time you are finished... 

37 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

Yup.

I'm just nearing 10 years.

30 minutes ago, stoner said:

they know a fat wallet looking to lighten up when they see one. 

No problem to me, IME I've had much better value here than I ever got in Australia.

Long time is double short time rental cost.

1 minute ago, Lucky Bones said:

Yup.

I'm just nearing 10 years.

8 years.

6 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

I guess you can go short time and will likely forget the sales pitch by the time you are finished... 

Six large Chang and short time isn't really a good combination ,

(If you know, you know) 

Im sure there are still those among us who can remember....... Me lub jew long tarm ....."$20".... Lol 

54 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

The "Me love you long time" phrase . 

The joke was on us who believed it and took it literally .

When I came here in the 90s there were also, so many mad sayings that you would hear from the farangs.

Oh Yes,  Thai girls like walking around with great big Fat obese people, because it means you look affluent.

Yes they prefer to marry men half a century older then them, means you wont butterfly like Thai man.

 

Many other mad Farang saying you would hear in the bars

now I have sat down with the key board---I cant think of them.......oh dear.........

 

Long time is great, but I still have problems working out what to do with the other 57 minutes.

 

Which other headline/subject produces 20 comments within one hour?

For me it really is a long time 36 years .......and don't regret a day..

regards Worgeordie

1 hour ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

Twenty for me….several years in the UK and all the rest here.

 

Have never done the LUST or LYLT thing … 

I can understand other’s views that are somewhat different to mine though … lol

35 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

When I came here in the 90s there were also, so many mad sayings that you would hear from the farangs.

Oh Yes,  Thai girls like walking around with great big Fat obese people, because it means you look affluent.

Yes they prefer to marry men half a century older then them, means you wont butterfly like Thai man.

 

Many other mad Farang saying you would hear in the bars

now I have sat down with the key board---I cant think of them.......oh dear.........

 

"Dob solob salah " was a phrase that I used to hear often back then .

Don't hear that much nowadays 

 

Is'nt long time 2 hours for 1500 baht?

Same same @worgeordie 35 years for me .

A loooooog time and no regrets ????

 

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Six large Chang and short time isn't really a good combination ,

(If you know, you know) 

I don't know - don't drink - but i am sure Chang is not a good combination w/much anything - except maybe another Chang...