2 hours ago, bob smith said:

the sun is beaming down here Bryan. my girl just bought a new pink g string, she got the gap bro, the body of a parisian model. enjoy your kippers on toast sad act.

she got the gap, you mean the clap right

 

On 8/1/2022 at 8:02 AM, sipi said:

Take her to a bar and pretend to fall asleep.

how long do you have to wait before you pretend to wake up?

 

I would need someone to pretend to pee for me, after a while. 

 

2 hours ago, FritsSikkink said:

just google a 5 star hotel on Agoda.

Thats what he should have done... but like all bull<deleted>ters... they get all defensive when called out.

11 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

how long do you have to wait before you pretend to wake up?

 

I would need someone to pretend to pee for me, after a while. 

A catheter works wonders in these circumstances and can be hidden in the trousers ????

15 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

how long do you have to wait before you pretend to wake up?

 

I would need someone to pretend to pee for me, after a while. 

Peeing down your legs, while pretending to be asleep on the chair, may speed up the result you're after

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

the sun is beaming down here Bryan. my girl just bought a new pink g string, she got the gap bro, the body of a parisian model. enjoy your kippers on toast sad act.

Can ewe see her meat & too veggies in the g stringy?

What ate you lot on about bros. Take it easzy? Get lAid bros, only 1 life live live sweet leef on koh changy baby woooooo.

57 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

A catheter works wonders in these circumstances and can be hidden in the trousers ????

Imagine the catheter  being bigger than the sausage.

Thailand Bryan needs to get his stick worked on. He spending too much time steaming his kippers at home 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

Yes. i have askee mods many times to close thus thread as me and my girl are lovey dovey again. CLOSE THIS MODS, BRYAN THAILAND GIVE ME HEADACHE

You shouldn't have started this laughable fairytale to start with.

1 minute ago, FritsSikkink said:

You shouldn't have started this laughable fairytale to start with.

he didn't start with this one, it all started with the " You snooze you lose" some people are desperate for attention

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Thailand Bryan needs to get his stick worked on. He spending too much time steaming his kippers at home 

Wow, I got into your mind and twisted you all up didn't I, best put down the VR goggles and go take a nap...some meds might help you as well. Your blowup doll needs a break.

2 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Wow, I got into your mind and twisted you all up didn't I

God loves you Bryan

On 8/1/2022 at 1:52 AM, bob smith said:

i am in koh changy. my girl has left the hotel wehn i rfuse to pay her salary for 4 days. i dont know if she is still on isand or not. she says if i no pay she will call her brother in Korat and he will do something to me. is this threat real? am i? what should i do? i been in situation like this before in the dominican. they were all talk and no trousers there. should I just pay her? she wants total 20,000 for 4 days company. i have the money but the thought of having to pay for someone who I thought really likes me is stinging feeling. i could just leave the island and never look back, i already block her on facebooky but she still has my phone number.

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

 

Laurence J. Peter, 

The Peter Principle

On 8/1/2022 at 8:05 AM, bob smith said:

she did not tell me she is sex worker when i meet

I bet she told you, she'd only been doing it 2 weeks and she just served beers, never went with customers.

 

5000 a day, I hope she wasn't a local brass, they were well ropey last time I looked.

On 8/1/2022 at 8:01 AM, stoner said:

she love you long time.....well 4 days anyways.

Haven't had such a good laugh in weeks as your comment 

2 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

A catheter works wonders in these circumstances and can be hidden in the trousers ????

Lots of things can be hidden in trousers, particularly in Soi 6, Patts.

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

sum dumb shtick. wise up and get on with your lives

That's a good summary - just not the way you intended. ???? 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

God loves you Bryan

Far from it, based upon my sins I will spend my eternity in an endless loop in hell.  

On 8/1/2022 at 8:23 AM, Gecko123 said:

Patts? Swampy? Now Koh Changy?

 

The use of pet geographic names really makes me roll my eyes. It doesn't make people sound like they're old hands who have been in country for ages. It makes them sound pretentious, disrespectful, and unappreciative of the beauty of the language.

I assumed it was a drunken misspelling.

I'm on her side.

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

God loves you Bryan

Do you believe in God and why?

8 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

The Emerald or Parama ?

Or maybe Koh Chang Hut ????

 

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

What ate you lot on about bros. Take it easzy? Get lAid bros, only 1 life live live sweet leef on koh changy baby woooooo.

show us some pictures or you are full of %@$&

 

22 minutes ago, sipi said:

Do you believe in God and why?

He should read that OP.

On 8/1/2022 at 8:05 AM, bob smith said:

she did not tell me she is sex worker when i meet

Where did the "salary for 4 days" come from, then?   Which job was she away from while she was with you?

On 8/1/2022 at 8:23 AM, Gecko123 said:

Patts? Swampy? Now Koh Changy?

 

The use of pet geographic names really makes me roll my eyes. It doesn't make people sound like they're old hands who have been in country for ages. It makes them sound pretentious, disrespectful, and unappreciative of the beauty of the language.

You forgot "Bangers"!

On 8/1/2022 at 1:03 PM, Ralf001 said:

Can a moderator confirm this bob smith persona is actually in Thailand ?

How would they do that but what's that got to do with anything, anyway?  Is there a geographic restriction on this forum?

Get one of those conversation recording apps and then call her up to talk things over. Record her threatening you again and submit to the authorities.  This works for all disgruntled employees in a capitalist system.

On 8/1/2022 at 8:49 AM, bob smith said:

mods please close this thread.

What?

Just to deprive our members from having even more laughs at your expense?

This is The Pub.

You made your bed... you lie in it. 

 

Have you ever heard the Thai phrase "som num nar"?