Yeah mates, so there I am, down Beach Road way yesterday, early evening, just fancied a bit of sunset therapy, you know? Bit of sea breeze, nice little iced coffee in me mitt, not botherin’ no one. Just wanted to sit there, watch the sun go down like some retired east-end mob boss reflectin’ on all his bad moves. Lovely scene. Peaceful. Romantic almost, if I weren’t sat there alone with me own caffeine breath.

 

Meanwhile, I’m posted there on the wall, takin’ it all in, when along comes one of the local working girls. You know the type, flip flops, battered handbag, makeup done with a paint roller, attractive enough, bless her. Gives me a little nod, has a chat, polite like, askin’ if I’m after a bit of company. I tell her straight, “Nah love, I’ve already been out doin’ dishonorable things earlier this evening, I’m just here for the sunset, but no extra cardio this eve, yeah, love.” She laughs, sits herself about two meters away, scrollin’ her phone, not a bother. Gives me a cheeky smile once or twice, but that’s it. Nice and civil. Just two humans enjoyin’ the last bit of daylight before the freaks come out.

 

Then, right on cue, like the gates of hell openin’, up rocks a squad of five Indian geezers. Matching shirts, matching pot bellies, same hair gel, same BO, lookin’ like they’ve just come fresh from a “How to Be Annoyin’ in Public” seminar. And they clock her, surroundin’ her like a pack of stray dogs round a bin bag of leftover curry. I’m just sittin’ there watchin’, iced coffee in hand like David Attenborough narratin’ the decline of Western civilisation.

 

They start chattin’ her up, but not normal, polite like. Nah, they’re tryna work out some kinda group discount, like she’s a KFC meal deal. One of ‘em’s askin’, “How much for all of us together? Special price, madam?” I nearly spat me coffee out. What is this? Buy four get one free? It’s not a buffet, bruv, it’s a woman. And she’s sittin’ there, bless her, rollin’ her eyes, lookin’ like she’s regrettin’ every life choice that led her to this moment. I felt bad for her. She don’t deserve that nonsense. Eventually she tells em' to sod off. Well done missy!

 

So, then ize' sittin’ there thinkin’, what’s wrong with these blokes? Is it stinginess or just full-blown homoerotic confusion? Who looks at their four best, sweaty mates and thinks, “Tell you what lads, let’s all have a go on the same bird like it’s a relay race”? It’s grim, mate. Proper grim. I don’t know if they’re cheap, deranged, or some stealth gaggle of uphill-gardeners. Probably all the above.

 

Alas, I finished me iced coffee, nodded to the poor girl like “Good luck, love,” and wandered off down the promenade, wonderin’ when humanity fully lost the plot. Lovely sunset though for a Saturday. Shame about the view in front of it.

12 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

What is this? Buy four get one free?

 

I think they were hoping to buy one and get four free.

 

And a discount on the one.

 

7 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

Yeah mates, so there I am, down Beach Road yesterday, early evening, just fancied a bit of sunset therapy, you know? Bit of sea breeze, nice little iced coffee in me mitt, not botherin’ no one. Just wanted to sit there, watch the sun go down like some retired east-end mob boss reflectin’ on all his bad moves. Lovely scene. Peaceful. Romantic almost, if I weren’t sat there alone with me own caffeine breath.

 

Anyway, I’m posted there on the wall, takin’ it all in, when along comes one of the local working girls. You know the type, flip flops, battered handbag, makeup done with a paint roller, attractive enough, bless her. Gives me a little nod, has a chat, polite like, askin’ if I’m after a bit of company. I tell her straight, “Nah love, I’ve already been out doin’ dishonorable things earlier this evening, I’m just here for the sunset, but no extra cardio this eve, yeah, love.” She laughs, sits herself about two meters away, scrollin’ her phone, not a bother. Gives me a cheeky smile once or twice, but that’s it. Nice and civil. Just two humans enjoyin’ the last bit of daylight before the freaks come out.

 

And right on cue, like the gates of hell openin’, up rocks a squad of five Indian geezers. Matching shirts, matching pot bellies, same hair gel, same BO, lookin’ like they’ve just come fresh from a “How to Be Annoyin’ in Public” seminar. And they clock her, surroundin’ her like a pack of stray dogs round a bin bag of leftover curry. I’m just sittin’ there watchin’, iced coffee in hand like David Attenborough narratin’ the decline of Western civilisation.

 

They start chattin’ her up, but not normal, polite like. Nah, they’re tryna work out some kinda group discount, like she’s a KFC meal deal. One of ‘em’s askin’, “How much for all of us together? Special price, madam?” I nearly spat me coffee out. What is this? Buy four get one free? It’s not a buffet, bruv, it’s a woman. And she’s sittin’ there, bless her, rollin’ her eyes, lookin’ like she’s regrettin’ every life choice that led her to this moment. I felt bad for her. She don’t deserve that nonsense. Eventually she tells em' to sod off. 

 

And I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, what’s wrong with these blokes? Is it stinginess or just full-blown homoerotic confusion? Who looks at their four best, sweaty mates and thinks, “Tell you what lads, let’s all have a go on the same bird like it’s a relay race”? It’s grim, mate. Proper grim. I don’t know if they’re cheap, deranged, or some stealth uphill gardeners. Probably all the above.

 

Anyway, I finished me iced coffee, nodded to the poor girl like “Good luck, love,” and wandered off down the promenade, wonderin’ when humanity fully lost the plot. Lovely sunset though for a Saturday. Shame about the view in front of it.

Thank you for your insights.

It is not a funny story even you try it to put it into funny words.

It's serious and worth to think about.

Thoughtful and pensive too.

What a culture we live in? 

No respect anymore?

Thank you.

You don't see 4-5 Brits bartering for the same girl trying to get a freebie only the Indians behave like this.

Most working girls in Thailand despise Indians. Dark skin, stingy, like rough sex.

 

I can remember an Indian guy in Chiang Mai, quite wealthy. He was complaining none of the bar girls on Loi Kroh would give him the time of day.

 

I restrained myself from advising him to take a bath in bleach.

 

 

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I restrained myself from advising him to take a bath in bleach.

 

Should have asked if he showered before sex and if said said yes then ask him to have sex more often. Oh but wait....

I did a thread on these similar goings on from Indian tourists .

 

 

4 hours ago, DonniePeverley said:

I did a thread on these similar goings on from Indian tourists .

 

 

You are correct... Most thai women despise the Indian man even for massages. They once told me the Indian man always wants freebies haha.. and harasses them endlessly during the massage. Other girls had told me similar in bars. 

However, I have seen some Brits doing this to the prostitutes also. Ganging up on her to get a discount for quantity. 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, BarraMarra said:

You don't see 4-5 Brits bartering for the same girl trying to get a freebie only the Indians behave like this.

 

The girls life choice for work was her decision. So she must tolerate the good and the bad if she wants to make any money. 

8 hours ago, frank83628 said:

More drivel

It’s actually pretty amusing. It will be lost on some, however, especially those from that place that don’t do humour very well. 🙂

27 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

It’s actually pretty amusing. It will be lost on some, however, especially those from that place that don’t do humour very well. 🙂

Living proof for that saying "Some people would whinge if you hung them with a new rope."

25 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

It’s actually pretty amusing. It will be lost on some, however, especially those from that place that don’t do humour very well. 🙂

Exactly, too many posters on here getting uptight about things happening the other side of the world or because others don’t agree with their comments and coming on to Lewie’s threads to vent their frustration, super childish.

 

Let Lewie do his thing, always hilarious despite the sad overtones on this thread, always relevant.

 

I lived near Bradford for the first 34 years of my life and have worked with many Indians in Saudi at various times.

I have the same respect for them that they have for women.

 

Looking forward to Lewie’s next adventures.

7 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Exactly, too many posters on here getting uptight about things happening the other side of the world or because others don’t agree with their comments and coming on to Lewie’s threads to vent their frustration, super childish.

 

Let Lewie do his thing, always hilarious despite the sad overtones on this thread, always relevant.

 

I lived near Bradford for the first 34 years of my life and have worked with many Indians in Saudi at various times.

I have the same respect for them that they have for women.

 

Looking forward to Lewie’s next adventures.

I agree. Working with Indians (and Pakistanis) are a nightmare. I had my share (and more), whilst working for an International organization.

My understanding is they wish to get the maximum whilst paying under the absolute minimum. This applies to everything. 

17 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

Thank you for your insights.

It is not a funny story even you try it to put it into funny words.

It's serious and worth to think about.

Thoughtful and pensive too.

What a culture we live in? 

No respect anymore?

Thank you.

 

They're from India. There's absolutely no need for you or the OP to overthink this as some collapse of western  civilisation as we know it.

11 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

They're from India. There's absolutely no need for you or the OP to overthink this as some collapse of western  civilisation as we know it.

People from India are a lower race? Only 1.5 billion. How many in your hemisphere actually?

13 hours ago, BarraMarra said:

You don't see 4-5 Brits bartering for the same girl trying to get a freebie only the Indians behave like this.

 

Yes, and have you worked out why yet?

 

Clue: Brits aren't from India.

1 minute ago, newbee2022 said:

People from India are a lower race? Only 1.5 billion. How many in your hemisphere actually?

 

What has their race and national population got to do with anything here?

1 minute ago, NanLaew said:

 

What has their race and national population got to do with anything here?

YOU mentioned the people as no threat for "our" civilisation.

Go back to your post. You should better delete it. It's a kind of racism in it.

13 hours ago, BarraMarra said:

only the Indians behave like this.

Because? Lower class? Lower race? What is it?

gotta love a Lass who keen to have a train ran on her !

14 hours ago, BarraMarra said:

You don't see 4-5 Brits bartering for the same girl trying to get a freebie only the Indians behave like this.

 

Why did I immediately think of this scene?

 

Fetching my coat 🙂 

 

Warning - grown up language!!

 

 

23 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

YOU mentioned the people as no threat for "our" civilisation.

Go back to your post. You should better delete it. It's a kind of racism in it.

 

I said western civilisation. I have no idea where you get "our" from, unless you feel threatened?

 

Otherwise, I have no idea why you're 'kind of' clutching your pearls?

 

 

25 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

14 hours ago, BarraMarra said:

only the Indians behave like this.

Because? Lower class? Lower race? What is it?

 

That's TWICE that you have mentioned race in response to two different member's posts that didn't mention it.

3 hours ago, daveAustin said:

It’s actually pretty amusing. It will be lost on some, however, especially those from that place that don’t do humour very well. 🙂

Not all of us are in the pattaya sexpat scene. 

20 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

 

That's TWICE that you have mentioned race in response to two different member's posts that didn't mention it.

Read again. 

Do you know what is a question? Ended with a question mark, whereas your's is a statement. Ended with a full stop.

In case it's too semantic for you we stop our conversation.

Good bye.

Bargirl to me:  "I no like India man. Him no manner. Him no pay".

Is the OP paid to trot out these bait posting efforts, and why does he have to keep changing the log in name? People keep falling for it though.

The OP is an AI bot used to generate traffic on the site.

Nothing new, same procedure ever since Indians were able to buy an airfare to Thailand.

 

Incomprehensable to me why Indians come for sex to Thailand, as this can be had for a fraction of the price in India. One must not even go to the "Black hole of Calcutta". I don't understand those kind of sex tourist.

 

5 hours ago, frank83628 said:

Not all of us are in the pattaya sexpat scene. 

By all means, keep staying away. Otherwise you might start to realise what you are missing.