Avoid sex in case of COVID-19 risks, Thailand’s Health Department says

[Paul Henry]

Well looks like the time has come for the illustrious leader to remove the ban on sex toys. High demand should help to build the economy and increase the trade deficit with China.

[brucegoniners]

Really? So what you're telling me is that sex is risky behavior when there's a pandemic?

 

It's so wonderful we have these brilliant people looking out for our well being, isn't it???

[WineOh]

when a government tells it's citizens how to go about their sex lives you know there is something seriously wrong. 

[jacko45k]

Just now, Paul Henry said:

Well looks like the time has come for the illustrious leader to remove the ban on sex toys. High demand should help to build the economy and increase the trade deficit with China.

Might produce a surge in inflation. 

[Excel]

1 minute ago, jacko45k said:

Might produce a surge in inflation. 

You are talking about those pump up ones right ?????

[jacko45k]

1 minute ago, Excel said:

You are talking about those pump up ones right ?????

I prefer to leave the ambiguity of a few double 'entendres'. 

[poskat]

thailand's health ministry's response to covid:

tell eveyone to not travel during songran as a new outbreak is happening--NO

stock up on vaccines and get everyone vaccinated--NO

tell people to not have sex--YES

 

[tonray]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

and avoid sex with strangers.

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[mikebell]

1 hour ago, JayClay said:

 

I mean, the headline is as ever misleading but if you read the actual advice it's pretty sound. Though also pretty obvious, I would have thought...

All advice from these so-called experts is pretty obvious to anyone but an educated street dog.  Put a microphone in front of a self-important Thai and the inside of his head falls out.

[hotchilli]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Thailand’s Heath Department has recommended that lovers and spouses avoid sex, if there is a risk of getting infected with COVID-19, and avoid sex with strangers.

Another blow to all the out-of-work service girls...  from bars to streets, to the internet... I can hear the cries.

[crazykopite]

3 hours ago, KhunMorris said:

With the bars in Pattaya shut the usual monging lot won't be getting any.  

 

Sincerely 

 

MORRIS 

All the bar girls are now on Tinder

[Ventenio]

OMG soo difficult!!!

 

Tinder.........they ask me 'what you do now, where you live, room where?"

I walk to 711......hansum, hansum, massssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssage

I am 99 and my gf is 20.   She has needs.   I am really helping her life (ATM).  

I have Pattaya tattooed on my forehead......this is my life.

 

OK OK  I'll go 11 minutes no sex

[khunjeff]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

He said that, if a person has tested positive for the virus, or is awaiting the result of a COVID-19 test, they should refrain from having sex until they are cleared of the disease.

 

Since everyone who tests positive is forced into isolation at a hospital, field hospital, or hospi-tel, I think the "no sex" suggestion kind of takes care of itself at that point.

[scorecard]

34 minutes ago, tonray said:

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Should sex with self also be avoided? 

[actonion]

OK,    just incase my right hand has covid I'll change to my left hand  lol

[clivebaxter]

Always looking for an excuse to avoid sex, might try this one with the Mrs ????

[Captain Monday]

4 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

So, I have 2 vaccines, take pre-flight covid tests, get relevant other documentation, find a flight that will accept me, have some 'hotel quarantine or travel ban' , take more tests, get to the wife and I cannot have sex ? I know what they can do with this suggestion !

 

Incidentally, I wonder if this will mean a incoming tourist sex ban with bar girls or your wife you travel with ? 

• If you travel with your wife it is OK unless you go to a restaurant, you must sit at separate tables.
• Groups of more than 1 drinking together are banned  this applies to Hotels. The missus can drink in the room while hubby has a beer standing outside 7-11.
•  Mongerers should pray for digital vaccine passports or rent a car and figure out the curtain hotels no way SHA+ accom will allow entry to some girl one picks up

[Lacessit]

5 minutes ago, clivebaxter said:

Always looking for an excuse to avoid sex, might try this one with the Mrs ????

I'll admit to slowing down a fair bit in the last 5 years, but I still look for excuses to have sex.

Tom Clancy had the best take on the topic.

[rodknock]

wear a condom and a mask

[RocketDog]

3 hours ago, Destiny1990 said:

Its kinda against my nature.

No kidding.

Men spend the first hours of life getting out of one and the rest of their lives getting back into one.

[Stargeezr]

So the New Thai greeting is. Welcome to Thailand,  No alcohol, No walking on the beach, No sex,  No having too much fun.

  Oh and you have to come into the country via Phuket, unless you want 2 weeks quarantine in an nice Bangkok ASQ hotel.

  Oh yes, Thailand wants to re open,  but their chance for success will be very small.  Try again in 2022, you bunch of Government monkeys.

Geezer

[BobinBKK]

Avoid sex with strangers? Ahhhhh..... Are they referring to bar girls, freelancers, HI-SO's, random cheating married local women curious about farangs?

[Excel]

8 minutes ago, Stargrazer9889 said:

So the New Thai greeting is. Welcome to Thailand,  No alcohol, No walking on the beach, No sex,  No having too much fun.

  Oh and you have to come into the country via Phuket, unless you want 2 weeks quarantine in an nice Bangkok ASQ hotel.

  Oh yes, Thailand wants to re open,  but their chance for success will be very small.  Try again in 2022, you bunch of Government monkeys.

Geezer

Saudi Arabia is looking ever more attractive to some????

[chalawaan]

Everybody but Governments have cottoned on to the fact that if you don't want humans to do something, then DON'T tell them not to do it.

 

Drugs, Sex, Gambling, and how  "just say no" is so successful that even the harshest prisons in the world have never stopped the ever growing enjoyment of all the worlds fun things to do,

 

Covid and their dipsheet rules and laws will only drive more to sex, drugs, and for the economically impaired, eventually suicide...

[chalawaan]

And if the Salim had not skipped qarantine when cumming and going to the Burmese Army anniversary party, then gone a-shagging in hi-class cathouses, we probably would all be having safer sex right now. As always, it's the trogdolytes at the top of the food chain that screw it up for the rest of the nation.

[smedly]

Thailand the hub of disfunctional thinking

 

so no bonking for foreign tourists as they will be waiting for test results near enough the whole time they are here

 

I think we should start a thread on TVF "plonker of the week" 

 

actually it might need to be daily as there are so many of them

[Thingamabob]

Govt stipulating no alcohol, no sex, no travel, no parties etc. In fact, no fun allowed. Gets more like North Korea by the day. Great times for despots and (would be) dictators.

[BritManToo]

1 minute ago, Thingamabob said:

Govt stipulating no alcohol, no sex, no travel, no parties etc. In fact, no fun allowed. Gets more like North Korea by the day. Great times for despots and (would be) dictators.

You forgot ........ no drugs ......... yesterdays headline.

Edited June 17, 2021 by BritManToo

[pegman]

Just canceled my trip. 

[Cake Monster]

If the Thais want to turn into a Nation of W#####s, then thats fine by me.

Just dont try to include me.