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Doctors issue warning after Thai man gets penis stuck in bottle opener


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I'd sooner have it permanently attached than have some builder from Myanmar with a 9 inch angle grinder come to 'help'.

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This was all over the Thai news yesterday, so I told 'her indoors' that the guy was only doing us all a favour by trying to remove his offerings from the gene pool.

She laughed but then said I was being cruel.

I then asked if she would want our daughter to marry him, for him to become our son-in-law and dilute our bloodline with his wise ways.

Quite amazing how quickly she changed her tune and saw my point of view.

 

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  On 10/13/2021 at 6:08 AM, nobodysfriend said:

 

Well , she has something to open a bottle with ... better to put it there may be , but need to ask politely first ...

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Fortunately that dance never caught on , as the death rate among the elderly could of risen in the present  covid times .

 

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  On 10/13/2021 at 3:15 AM, webfact said:

The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

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So in part his friend was correct.

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