36 minutes ago, mahtin said:

What, no police on hand to seize it?

Why would the police want to seize a bottle opener?

 

Well , she has something to open a bottle with ... better to put it there may be , but need to ask politely first ...

5 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

I was  planning on sticking my  head  in a vice but I  guess id  best check with the doctor  first  now

No, you'll be fine, go ahead.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener.

I hate when that happens to me.????

Ouch.

9 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Why would the police want to seize a bottle opener?

Seized for being a sex toy.

I'd sooner have it permanently attached than have some builder from Myanmar with a 9 inch angle grinder come to 'help'.

 

 

This was all over the Thai news yesterday, so I told 'her indoors' that the guy was only doing us all a favour by trying to remove his offerings from the gene pool.

She laughed but then said I was being cruel.

I then asked if she would want our daughter to marry him, for him to become our son-in-law and dilute our bloodline with his wise ways.

Quite amazing how quickly she changed her tune and saw my point of view.

 

some probing questions need answering

 

 

 

 

and this is what happens when you ban sex toys in Thailand - people will restort to the next best thing lol

I had the same problem

Out of service for a while.

Ordered a few of them to keep the missus happy.

I think I am responsible for his actions.

He is a reader here and after seeing the size of "Thai" sausages, he gave it a go.

 

Solly mate.

ham noi

Well at least it wasn't one of those on the side of a Coca-Cola fridge.....????

Tomorrow, TAT will make a request to ban all bottle openers for men and for the ladies, wine bottle openers will be banned too.

 

 

2 minutes ago, JustAnotherHun said:

ham noi

What does that mean?

 

My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"?

1 minute ago, RafPinto said:

What does that mean?

 

My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"?

ham noi means small dick and you're a lucky guy ????

Er.....any details as to how the doctors cut it off? Asking for a friend.....

I have a rule : Never stick your John Thomas in anything that it wont get out of flaccid !

hope he doesn't work at my fav restaurant - can we have 2 cokes without the foreskin 

1 hour ago, nobodysfriend said:

 

Well , she has something to open a bottle with ... better to put it there may be , but need to ask politely first ...

Fortunately that dance never caught on , as the death rate among the elderly could of risen in the present  covid times .

 

I’ve done it dozens of times never had a problem 

3 hours ago, HAPPYNUFF said:

Is that the guy known as Little  Dickie.?

Nope , Tricky Dickie

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation, Daily News reported. 

The bottle opener or the penis?

4 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions.

I think you're getting mixed-up with charades.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

So in part his friend was correct.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener.

I've tried a few party tricks in my time but not that one.

Even all the Thai guys I know are that small! 

They must be really small in Kanchanaburiww use out teeth in Isan 

I got mine caught in a trouser Zip