I've got the Mrs. one of these but am telling her it's a robot vacuum cleaner....

 

I gift the wife a seasonal vacation at this time of the year, departing next week.

This way I don't have to expect anything from her as I get to go along

"What will you be giving the Wife or Partner for Christmas?"

 

not a penny! as far as i'm concerned, x-mas is a day like any other.

Nothing major, just some mobile phone cases, macademia, a lamp, a cat statue, and some secateurs. It's more about having something under the tree to open than the value. 

Nothing at all 

The pleasure of orgasm 

2 minutes ago, Celsius said:

The pleasure of orgasm 

A real or false one?

Atheist living in a non Christian country ... nuff said

2 minutes ago, still kicking said:

A real or false one?

 

Maybe he buys her a toy

4 minutes ago, Celsius said:

The pleasure of orgasm 

You do know that you may have to pay double time if you want someone to come around and service the Mrs. on Christmas Day?

38 minutes ago, Celsius said:

The pleasure of orgasm 

How do you know she is not faking it?

 

 

I give modest cash gifts to her family members, and take her and the grandchildren to KFC.

Zilch, Nana, Nothing she is Buddhist, I already brought her a big gift earlier this year, a new second hand car, good for 10 yrs IMO.   

1 hour ago, Keeps said:

You do know that you may have to pay double time if you want someone to come around and service the Mrs. on Christmas Day?

 

That won't be necessary.

 

SpankBang + Julia Boin

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I give modest cash gifts to her family members, and take her and the grandchildren to KFC.

 

You are a real Jack Benny.

 

 

We used to exchange gifts years ago, but now it's just gifts for the kids and grandkids, nothing either of us need or want

2/3rds of <deleted> all.

Just opened and gave her a shop 2 month ago, which already is showing great potential. I will give her a letter that shows it´s all turned into a franchise. Obviously, I will have to hand her the capital to market and build it up too.

A new mop and bucket, she's nearly worn out the old one. If I'm feeling generous, maybe a pair of work gloves to wear while she's mowing the lawn.

2 hours ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

A new mop and bucket, she's nearly worn out the old one. If I'm feeling generous, maybe a pair of work gloves to wear while she's mowing the lawn.

Don't spoil her. Got mine a new rock for washing clothes.

10 hours ago, Lacessit said:

take her and the grandchildren to KFC

They all been that bad?

16 minutes ago, GypsyT said:

They all been that bad?

Believe it or not, it's a special treat for them. Good post of yours, though.

Gold, always gold.

I just asked her if she wanted me to buy her something nice or just give her some money so she could buy whatever she wanted. She opted for money. She also said she bought and boxed something for me already. I don't like shopping... she likes shopping.  This is perfect. 

BTW, every Thai I know celebrates Christmas. It has nothing to do with religion for them and everything to do with gifts for and from loved ones. 

Nothing, she's Buddhist and doesn't celebrate Xmas.

55 minutes ago, Galong said:

I just asked her if she wanted me to buy her something nice or just give her some money so she could buy whatever she wanted. She opted for money. 

 

I think everybody would, if asked, opt for money. I personally like figuring out something I think my girl might like and then buying it for her. The complaints when it isn't what she wanted can be a bit difficult to bear though 😁

 

57 minutes ago, Galong said:

BTW, every Thai I know celebrates Christmas. It has nothing to do with religion for them and everything to do with gifts for and from loved ones. 

 

Interesting. In all my years here I have never met a Thai who celebrates Christmas who isn't either a Christian, or married to a westerner.

 

New Years Day is generally the day Thais reserve for friends and family gift giving.

Gave her thb 10.000 for christmas and birthday dec 30 th.

She was not happy.

Even if 40% thai families have to manage eith that amount ir less monthly.

I have never in my life been given a months salary as a gift... :-)

 

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

Nothing, she's Buddhist and doesn't celebrate Xmas.

 

Christmas is about 'giving' gifts, not receiving them.  Don't be such a Scrooge!

Same old thing! 

Anal