Living naked. It's too hot.

[JeffersLos]

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

 

A woman brings me my shorts. 7 pairs every sunday. 350 baht. 1 for each day. She measured me 6 years ago. New shorts everyday is usually comfortable. But now it's getting too hot for them. I have a 46 inch waist. What about a fitted sheet, like arabs wear? Like a loose dress? Maybe the woman can fit me again and make new styles. What do you recommend she makes for me?

[swbaggies]

1 hour ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

 

A woman brings me my shorts. 7 pairs every sunday. 350 baht. 1 for each day. She measured me 6 years ago. . New shorts everyday is usually comfortable. But now it's getting too hot for them. I have a 46 inch waist. What about a fitted sheet, like arabs wear? Like a loose dress? Maybe the woman can fit me again and make new styles. What do you recommend she makes for me?

a mirror?

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

 

A woman brings me my shorts. 7 pairs every sunday. 350 baht. 1 for each day. She measured me 6 years ago.. New shorts everyday is usually comfortable. But now it's getting too hot for them. I have a 46 inch waist. What about a fitted sheet, like arabs wear? Like a loose dress? Maybe the woman can fit me again and make new styles. What do you recommend she makes for me?

Do you know that it against the Law to go in public without underwear. Really!

 

With a 46 inch waist, I'll bet the hand jobby was handy as I doubt whether you could get it yourself.  555

 

Anyway, back to the topic in hand, hows about a kimono.

[simon43]

13 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. ...

What?!  You go bare-chested when you go shopping?  The image in my mind will shock me for the rest of this month.....

[KannikaP]

1 minute ago, simon43 said:

What?!  You go bare-chested when you go shopping?  The image in my mind will shock me for the rest of this month.....

Yep, come on Jeffers, a photo please, or we do not believe you.

[Puccini]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

Do you know that it against the Law to go in public without underwear. Really!

 

Isn't that an urban myth?

[sirineou]

19 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

If you are going to go commando , you might want to be carefull with the zipper  . 

 

 

Edited March 2 by sirineou
16 words and I misspelled 12, a new record thank you very much

[Crossy]

A sarong may suit, you may need to rig a belt with it.

 

But it's long enough to prevent any "inadvertent" exposure and they're not unknown amongst the locals.

 

11 minutes ago, sirineou said:

If you are going to go commando , you might want to be carefull with the zipper 

 

Long ago a mate had "that accident", there was blood everywhere, he got an unexpected "minor operation" at the hospital.

 

[Puccini]

42 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

Living naked. It's too hot.

 

You are made for the naturist life style, but you need to go to a naturist resort for that.

https://thailandnaturist.com/category/naturist-resorts/

 

[gargamon]

I saw you the other day. Huge falang with man boobs and no shirt.

 

Please stop going out in public. 

[JeffersLos]

39 minutes ago, simon43 said:

You go bare-chested when you go shopping? 

 

Of course. It's too hot. 

 

I am barred from the food court. I went to the district office after the vendors all refused to serve me to press charges, but they didn't get back to me. 

[sirineou]

33 minutes ago, Crossy said:

A sarong may suit, you may need to rig a belt with it.

 

But it's long enough to prevent any "inadvertent" exposure and they're not unknown amongst the locals.

 

 

Long ago a mate had "that accident", there was blood everywhere, he got an unexpected "minor operation" at the hospital.

 

There was a whole group of us who used to go skiing together, we were all also close friends. 

One of them Dave, a nice guy but not very bright also got his pecker on the zipper , not sure how with all the underwear and thermals etc we wore.

Any way, afterwards we all called him Dave the zipper for ever , but he did not know why and asked why we called him that. My friend told him that we called him Dave the zipper because he zipped down the slopes. 

 true story

it must have run in the family, hIs sister Eileen ,Pretty little  blond but dumb as a doornail also , which was fine by us , . Back then brains in a woman was not very high in our list. In fact the less the better 

Anyway we went canoeing down the Delaware river. It was a two day trip  . A bus would take you to the top. canoe half way down, pull over to a campsite where we had left our cars, next day canoe  the next half, and a bus would bought you back to your car in the middle camp . Bob landers is the campsite and canoe called  if you ever find your way to the NY , Pennsylvania border.  

https://landersrivertrips.com/

Anyway, Long story short. and believe me it was a long story 

 She showed up with tight Jordache jeans , which used to be the hottest thing back then . Real tight , it must had taken her half an hour and shoe horn to put them on.  

While cannoning we would often tip the canoe, consequently we were all soaked wet. She had to go to the bathroom , we pulled over to a small island in the middle of the river and she went in the reeds to do her business. 

Only afterwards she could not put her pants back on.

First the girls tried on their own, to no avail. Then the guys were only too happy to help. 

Nothing overly sexual we were all laughing too hard. 

Oh to be young again. 

 

Edited March 2 by sirineou

[Trippy]

If you can't stand the heat, don't live in Thailand.

[G Rex]

11 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

 

Of course. It's too hot. 

 

I am barred from the food court. 

 

Possibly you were bad for business?

Putting the customers off their food?

[SAFETY FIRST]

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

What?!  You go bare-chested when you go shopping?  The image in my mind will shock me for the rest of this month.....

Come down to Pattaya, I see elderly, obese foreigners regularly bare chested, in public places, gross. 

 

Edited March 2 by SAFETY FIRST

[bkk6060]

If you have long balls like me better wear something.   Or else, your nuts will dangle out the bottom could get arrested.

[Dolf]

1 hour ago, JeffersLos said:

have a 46 inch waist.

Ever heard of lettuce?

[johng]

1 hour ago, Puccini said:

 

Isn't that an urban myth?

nope it's true

[StreetCowboy]

1 hour ago, KannikaP said:

Do you know that it against the Law to go in public without underwear. Really!

 

With a 46 inch waist, I'll bet the hand jobby was handy as I doubt whether you could get it yourself.  555

 

Anyway, back to the topic in hand, hows about a kimono.

Cool in the kaftan, Love and Peace, man!

[WhatMeWorry]

My wife and I are always nude in our condos, we never wear clothing except when someone visits.

[PJ71]

2 hours ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

 

A woman brings me my shorts. 7 pairs every sunday. 350 baht. 1 for each day. She measured me 6 years ago. New shorts everyday is usually comfortable. But now it's getting too hot for them. I have a 46 inch waist. What about a fitted sheet, like arabs wear? Like a loose dress? Maybe the woman can fit me again and make new styles. What do you recommend she makes for me?

46" waist, you far bar steward.

[brianthainess]

2 hours ago, JeffersLos said:

I only wear shorts. I never wear anything else now. Only a pair of shorts and sandals if I need to go to Big C. 

 

A woman brings me my shorts. 7 pairs every sunday. 350 baht. 1 for each day. She measured me 6 years ago. New shorts everyday is usually comfortable. But now it's getting too hot for them. I have a 46 inch waist. What about a fitted sheet, like arabs wear? Like a loose dress? Maybe the woman can fit me again and make new styles. What do you recommend she makes for me?

Fisherman's Pants  'might' be big enough to go around your gut. 

 

[NorthernRyland]

28 minutes ago, WhatMeWorry said:

My wife and I are always nude in our condos, we never wear clothing except when someone visits.

Post photos or it never happened.

[JimTripper]

 

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Come down to Pattaya, I see elderly, obese foreigners regularly bare chested, in public places, gross. 

 

i saw a fat guy in the restaurant the other day. he had the shirt open intentionally. he was very overweight and did it on purpose. some guys like looking out of shape. i'm not sure why. to tell other people they don't care i guess, or maybe that they are retired so don't have to be well kept like when they were working. it's not an accident though, they do it intentionally.

Edited March 2 by JimTripper

[SAFETY FIRST]

44 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

 

i saw a fat guy in the restaurant the other day. he had the shirt open intentionally. he was very overweight and did it on purpose. some guys like looking out of shape. i'm not sure why. to tell other people they don't care i guess, or maybe that they are retired so don't have to be well kept like when they were working. it's not an accident though, they do it intentionally.

Modesty is no more.

 

If I was excessively overweight or obese I'd be covering up, ashamed of my physique. 

 

I see fat, obese women in Australia wearing next to nothing, not embarased, no humility. 

 

Probably why OnlyFans is doing so well. 

[worgeordie]

I only wear a sarong around the house and garden ,lets the air circulate ,

wish this was Burma as then could go out to   the shops etc ,and would not

look so out of place , 

 

regards worgeordie

[Hummin]

The best tip you can get today, is to get in shape and loose weight, Shave or wax your body, and move to a beach or island. 

 

There is no excuse to have an 46" waist except being to lazy to get the job done!

 

Living in tropic and being obese is a slow suicide

Edited March 2 by Hummin

[Puccini]

2 hours ago, johng said:

nope it's true

 

Both for men and women?

[herfiehandbag]

2 hours ago, Dolf said:

Ever heard of lettuce?

How would he wear a lettuce?

[Sandboxer]

Well...at least he'll die sooner than normal, well adjusted folks. Statistically.