Thailand’s Department of Health advises people wear face masks during sex

[jacko45k]

So I don't use the paper bags any more?

[couchpotato]

 Actually tried it as a joke the other day (with a lady of ill repute). Black mask for me and red with black dots for her. It was interesting and kind of kinky in a way.

[Ralf001]

guess i will have to close the zippier on the gimp mask.

[ChipButty]

Is it ok I bend her over in the shower? rubber gloves, face mask, no condom?

[JackGats]

"Doggy-style only" would be a sensible recommendation.

[BestB]

and i was being mocked for using a paper bag over her head. In your face haters, even experts agree.

 

Now it serves double purpose 

 

 

[AnotherFarang8]

Dumb and the dumber movie comes to mind.

[Orinoco]

22 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

So I don't use the paper bags any more?

Your need two if your in Hua Hin,   just in case her one  comes off. !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[asiasurfer]

Lol of the day.... ????

[medina21]

This guy makes mince look intelligent. Insanity.

[BE88]

Last genius word

[smedly]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

The departmental rep responsible for sanitation and sex Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon

OMG - this idiot heads a department 

 

My advice to him is go hide somewhere where he will not be heard and doesn't need to talk for the sake of talking - what a fool

[smedly]

1 hour ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said:

Dr Pheerayuth could replace Anutin, they are on the level.

they compliment each other in very negative ways lol

 

It could be he is sharing his own experiences lol

 

all this idiot had to say was to avoid casual encounters with sex for hire operators - but I don't think he needed to even say that - most people know 

 

what a plonker

[smedly]

45 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

So I don't use the paper bags any more?

mutual in the dark with a torch and glasses handy lol

[ikke1959]

It shows the IQ of the all the so called specialists in Thailand....... and always threatening with jail... How stupid can a nation be??

[smedly]

32 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Is it ok I bend her over in the shower? rubber gloves, face mask, no condom?

no changes for you then - carry on lol

[BobinBKK]

No group sex? I'm sad...

[DrPhibes]

I kid you not, I googled latex mask on Aliexpress and the solution instantly came right up. Problem solved (wipes hands together).

 

Hope OK with moderator...

Edited August 9, 2021 by DrPhibes
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[Bluespunk]

I can just imagine the conversation 

 

” you very handsome man but covid rules say you must put this bag over your head”

[Amdesign]

They should be more creative and introduce system of absurd requirements, as they allways do in Thailand:

 

- develop mobile app 'Safe Sex' which will be tracing the sexual contacts. The lovers should download and intall it before having sex, with bluetooth on...

- prior to having sex, the participants' papers should be sent to Minisrty of Health, including medical certificate form and negative COID test taken 72 hours prior to sex;

- QR code will be ussied by MoH for sex approval;

- foreigners having sex in Thailand should submit copy of visa and/or workpermit to MoH;

- foreigners on marriage visa are only allowed to have sex with married partner;

- during sex, they should be reporting every 90 seconds to the government sex control officer;

- any other ideas?

 

 

 

Edited August 9, 2021 by Amdesign

[smedly]

also he missed out farting - apparently covid can be transmitted from the backdoor air so you need to wear 2x masks  

[Dmaxdan]

I think this is what he has in mind...

[xylophone]

8 minutes ago, ikke1959 said:

How stupid can a nation be??

Their stupidity knows no bounds.

[smedly]

4 minutes ago, Amdesign said:

They should be more creative and introduce system of absurd requirements

sounds like a Monty Python sketch in the making - ministry of ....................

[ikke1959]

They create a new problem too... Since they blocked the porn websites....... so helping yourself is difficult... More rapes too come? 

[Gold Star]

[greg71]

Lucky for me my missus prefers a non face to face bonk . 

[RichardColeman]

But surely burying her head in the pillow would alleviate this ? 

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, greg71 said:

Lucky for me my missus prefers a non face to face bonk . 

To be fair I much prefer the style of the dog, gives me somewhere to sit my beer and ashtray.

[spidermike007]

This whole response to the pandemic is showing how woefully unprepared this nation was for this. It just gets more insane, dumber, and sillier by the day. Does anyone consider what they are saying, before they get their moment in the limelight? If you are going to get a moment with the media, wouldn't it be better spend saying things that were intelligent, made sense, had some common sense, and were based on science?

 

The departmental rep responsible for sanitation and sex Dr Pheerayuth Sanugoon spoke to Daily News at the weekend after a young prostitute in Kanchanaburi tested positive raising concerns of a cluster. Huh? And now all couples with the nation are supposed to wear masks during sex? Sanugoon, do you realize how much of a goon you are sounding like?